Once upon a time there was DOCTOROCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAARGH!
It smells like pancakes! Wheelo:... what the hell does that even mean? IT MEANS CANE LAZA! *fires cane laser*
Old Snake is officially one of my favourite characters of all time. Win. Something odd about Metal Gear Solid 4 that I don't think anyone noticed. It doesn't have a titular Metal Gear. Metal Gear 1 and 2 had crappy prototypes, MGS1 had Rex, MGS2 had Arsenal Gear, MGS3 had the Shagohod which wasn't really a Metal Gear and MGs Portable Ops had another crappy prototype. MGS4 has Gekko, the Metal Gear MK.II (or III), a cameo from REX and RAY, and finally a prototype of Arsenal Gear.
Another word for 'coincidence'
One-Tailed Fox Naruto begins charging Kyubi Rasengan (I think you know how this will turn out :p) Kakashi has finished charging Double Chidori! Kakashi uses his Sharingan to aim! Kakashi: Lightning Blade! Kakashi hits Inuyasha with his right-hand Chidori. Kakashi uses his right-hand Chidori to bounce Inuyasha airborne. Kakashi: Double Lightning Blade! Kakashi slashes down to earth through Inuyasha with his left-hand Chidori. The attack's speed bypassed Inuyasha's guard! (Got that move from Naruto Ultimate Ninja storm. Truly 'tis epic) Kakashi's defense went down from the powerful attack.
HAHAHAHAHA! So you did get my box joke. No wonder it's in your sig. Just so you know, MGS3 has another awesome Codec conversation with Sigint. Snake talks about a dream he had, and Sigint replies with a nightmare he once had about a tank made of **** destroying his home town. Hilarious!
I never said that you did, you were saying 'Nuuuuuuuu' because you heard that I was abridging the episode. And thus, you verbally slapped TN. So that was your favourite quote? I remembered a part of The Subspace Emissary from SSBB and had to use it here. Lucario and another Brawler are running through the enemy ship when they come across a cardboard box. Lucario sees Snake curled up like a baby in the box and lifts it off. An exclaimation mark flashes above Snake accompanied by a blaring sound (exactly what happens when an enemy discovers Snake in one of the games). Good news! using TV.com I don't have to watch the actual episode to parody it, which means I can continue beyond episode 17! (The site I watch DN at has something wrong with episodes 18 through to thirty-something.
Let's put a smile on that face!
Dante B: Honeycomb fire (keeps firing as long as you press B) B up: Hightime (launches himself and enemy into the air) B sideways: Stinger (dashing sword stab) B down: Dragon Punch (hits every enemy on the ground around him) Final Smash: Dance Macabre (flurry of sword slashes) Nero B: Buster (picks up an enemy and slams them down) B sideways: Devil Snatch (acts like Link's hookshot) B up: Ex High Roller (launches himself and an enemy into the air with three firey slashes) B down: Ex Streak (Nero shoots forward to do three spinning slashes) B down (airborne): Ex Calibur (Nero dashes forward and slashes horizontally) Final Smash: Showdown (Nero Devil Triggers and unleashes a string of eight slashes using both Red Queen and Yamato)
(Wait a second, CS2 Sasuke beat One-Tailed Fox, didn't he?) Naruto uses Friendship. One-Tailed Fox Naruto "I'll bring you back, even if I have to break every bone in your body!" One-Tailed Fox Naruto's stats went up! Kakashi is still charging Double Chidori.
That's it! Snake, EVA & Ocelot, return! Kakashi Hatake and Naruto Uzumaki, go! Kakashi is charging Double Chidori. Naruto uses Friendship on CS2 Sasuke. Naruto has evolved into One-Tailed Fox!
Nooo! Snake!!!!!!! Naked Snake used Snake Eater. He is on critical health. Naked Snake used Cardboard Box. The next attack against him will be nullified. Ocelot begins Aimed Shot...
Item/Effect/iPod/Taking on the Shagohod Naked Snake and EVA's stats went up! What's this? Ocelot has arrived on his own motorbike! Naked Snake may act only once, but Ocelot may act as normal.
(Must resist urge to summon Naruto...) Naked Snake used Implied Love Scene on EVA. She is no longer paralysed. EVA used Motorcycle Driver. Naked Snake may act twice per round at the cost of EVA's move. Naked Snake used RPG Fire on CS2 Sasuke.
EVA used Motorcycle with Naked Snake! Their defence has gone up! Naked Snake used RPG Fire. Both CS2 Sasuke and Demon Inuyasha are hit!
Naked Snake uses Snake Eater. He captures a snake and eats it to restore his health. Ocelot, return! EVA, I choose you! EVA uses Sexual Innuendo on Naked Snake. Naked Snake's defense is restored. Everyone ROFLs.
Ocelot uses Trick Shot. The attack bypasses Tidus' taunt and hits Inuyasha! Naked Snake uses Headbutt on Inyuasha. Inuyasha is dizzy.
No! Liquid! Liquid Ocelot uses Power-Up. He injects himself with a Syringe and throws off his coat. Iroquois Plisskin and Liquid Ocelot use Metal Gear Solid 3. Iroquois Plisskin evolves into Naked Snake! Liquid Ocelot evolves into Ocelot! Item: Effect: iPod: Snake Eater. Ocelot uses Creepy Food Theft on Naked Snake. Naked Snake loses all his restorative items, but Ocelot regains full health. Naked Snake uses Advice on Ocelot. "I wouldn't pick you as an automatic type. You tend to crook your elbow to absorb the recoil. That's more of a revolver technique." Ocelot's attack went up!
(Oops, I mispelled Snake's MGS2 name. it's Iroquois Plisskin. Extra O and S) Plisskin uses Damn Kid Shot on Tidus. The attack was super-effective! (Tidus is a teenager :p) Liquid Ocelot uses CQC Chokehold on Inuyasha. He is now draining HP from Inuyasha.
(The mental picture of this fight is so random my mind refuses to contemplate it :p) Solid Snake and Liquid Snake use Metal Gear Solid 2. Liquid Snake becomes Liquid Ocelot again. Solid Snake becomes Iroquis Pliskin. Item: Effect: iPod: Tanker Incident. This iPod song improves the stats of both Iroquis Pliskin and Liquid Ocelot as long as they are in Metal Gear Solid 2 mode. Of course, this replaces Snake Eater. Pliskin uses M4 Barrage on Inuyasha. The attack was not very effective. Liquid Ocelot uses Take This Jab on Tidus. The attack was very effective.
