No problem, just be sure to call us again when she wants to get into your pants.
"Just a dance" he says. A major development in this relationship and to him it was... just a dance.
Yes, yes you did.
The girls from your inflatable doll collection don't count as real women.
You might be hearing about that choice later...
Chocolate sounds fine, but I'd buy her dinner or a snack either now or some other time.
Some hardcore DMC 3 and Okami action!
WHAT!? If that's true, that's awful.
You don't measure a man by how much woman he gets...
I second this.
Whoa whoa whoa, I missed that part. When did that happen?
Well, it would help if you told us some stuff about yourself. Are you shy? Nervous? Outgoing? What's she like too?
Ah, okay then. Still up for a little sex-ed?
So you guys just go around sleeping in other people's houses whenever you want? Cool. By the way, are you... Bermudian? Are you an American living there, or what? Awww... that's so cute!
Okay, that's enough risque activity for today my boy. Send her home and call her over again tomorrow so we can start this whole thing all over again.
Oh my God, she's going to rape him!
Exactly. He can pretty much do whatever he wants now.
Seriously, don't do the lips thing. It might creep her out.
Which ones!?
Well... then invite her again! And make sure she never leaves.
