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  1. jafar
    I'm planning on buying KOTR for 2.49. Is there anything else I should buy with my cold, hard, digital cash or should I just buy hats in TF2?
    Thread by: jafar, Jul 16, 2012, 34 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. jafar
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    Thread by: jafar, Jul 16, 2012, 8 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. jafar
    As a fresh, new photographer for the Daily Bugle, it is now your job to take photos of Spiderman for your editor, J. Jonah Jameson. Good luck Peter.

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598967
    Thread by: jafar, Jul 15, 2012, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. jafar
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    yay religion

    http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2...ew-jersey-crowds-say-yes?lite&ocid=todmsnbc11

    [if you watch the video, it automatically moves on to more, related videos. each worse than the last.]
    Thread by: jafar, Jul 15, 2012, 16 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. jafar
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    Thread by: jafar, Jul 15, 2012, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. jafar
    http://www.deadpoolgame.com

    There's not much on the site in the way of gameplay or story on the site. There's a short teaser trailer and a pre-order link. The humor looks spot on though, I giggled my way through the site. If the gameplay lives up, then this could be up there with the Batman: Arkham games.





    chimichongas
    Thread by: jafar, Jul 15, 2012, 6 replies, in forum: Gaming
  7. jafar
    PART one

    GOD, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

    speak child. i can hear you.

    I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY MOMMY DIED.

    i needed her in heaven to do my work for me.

    BUT I LOVE MOMMY AND I WANT HER HERE. I MISS HER HUGS AND HER FOOD. DADDY’S BAD AT COOKING. HIS FOOD IS GROSS.

    listen to me child. she has very important work here in heaven.

    WHY HER? I NEED MOMMY.

    don’t be selfish.


    PART two

    GOD, WHAT KIND OF WORK DOES MOMMY DO IN HEAVEN?

    angel work, child.

    WHAT IS ANGEL WORK?

    work an angel does.


    PART three

    GOD CAN I VISIT MOMMY?

    no.
    Thread by: jafar, Jul 14, 2012, 0 replies, in forum: Archives
  8. jafar
    Kevin Spacey is a really fantastic actor.

    Thread by: jafar, Jun 11, 2012, 50 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. jafar
    [batman .]
    Thread by: jafar, Jun 10, 2012, 12 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. jafar
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    Started Out As:

    A young, obsessed Doctor Who fan whose schoolteachers had to tell him to shut up about it.

    But Became:

    The Doctor.


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    Settle down, freaky nerd ladies.



    Recently, Doctor Who won a victory over Star Trek by becoming the longest-running science fiction series ever. Twice as many actors have played the Doctor over its entire run as have played James Bond. All the way back in the '70s, the role belonged to Tom Baker (the fourth Doctor), and his biggest fan in the universe was a geeky kid named David McDonald.

    And McDonald was a megafan to an extent that
    few men could begin to realize. As a child in school, it was all he ever wrote about, to the point where his teacher had to tell him to stop before she had to fail him. His most treasured possession was the stripy Doctor Who scarf his grandmother knitted him.


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    She also knitted him that wicked '70s white guy 'fro.


    But he was a talented kid, even if he channeled all that talent into incessantly ranting about Doctor Who (a teacher still has one of his essays about the Doctor, titled "Intergalactic Overload," in which McDonald talked about becoming obsessed with the thought of being the Time Lord himself). And where most kids eventually drop their fantasy of growing up to be, say, a Jedi, David McDonald stuck to his guns and joined acting school. Only, because they already had a guy named David McDonald, he changed his name to something that a lot of nerds will find instantly familiar: David Tennant.

    Tennant worked hard, forging himself a successful career in Shakespearean stage productions, until one day, while recording a radio play, he learned of a project that was being recorded next door:
    a Doctor Who animation being produced in an attempt to revive the series after a 14-year hiatus. This was Tennant's big break. He crashed the production and managed somehow to convince the director to give him a small role. Now that his foot was in the door, he was able to audition for the role he was born to play once the series geared up again. And guess what? He lost to Christopher Eccleston.

    Oh, but they gave Tennant the role a year later, when Eccleston quit. And Tennant went on to be voted the best version of the Doctor ever by fans, which makes sense, because he knew the character better than anyone in the history of the universe. As if that wasn't a big enough screw you to the realists who mocked his obsession, he also married the daughter of Peter Davison, the fifth Doctor. Because apparently his good fortune just wasn't implausible enough already.



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    She's three and a half feet tall.
    Thread by: jafar, Jun 10, 2012, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. jafar
    Thread

    :c

    :C






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    Thread by: jafar, Jun 10, 2012, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. jafar
    You must choose only one.

    But choose wisely, KHV, for only one contains the antidote.

    Will it be...

    Cosmic Caramel Cream, Horrific Hazelnut, Mutating Marshmallow, or Antidote?

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    Thread by: jafar, Jun 9, 2012, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. jafar
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    i want this

    http://sleepwithremee.com/

    but it's so expensive.
    Thread by: jafar, Jun 9, 2012, 9 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. jafar
    i dont appreciate it.

    D:
    Thread by: jafar, Jun 9, 2012, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. jafar
    with some chill tuuuunes....

    [lol c wat i did thar? heat? chill? lol temperature]





    Thread by: jafar, Jun 8, 2012, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. jafar
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    my pen is

    [out of ink. it was my favorite pen too. :c]
    Thread by: jafar, Jun 8, 2012, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. jafar
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  18. jafar
    watermelong canteporle yadda yada

    Thread by: jafar, Jun 8, 2012, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. jafar
    You can ride it if you like.

    Thread by: jafar, Jun 7, 2012, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. jafar
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    khv, i...

    This is kind of hard to say...

    But what I think I want to tell you is...

    I'm in lesbians with you.

    I really, really mean it.
    Thread by: jafar, Jun 6, 2012, 20 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone