Oh Repliku, you and your informed and well-thought arguments. What would we do without you? :D I can't believe that people ACTUALLY used chatspeak in the real world! The only way I have been CLOSE to using that is when I'm with my friend and I shorten Oh My God to something like omigod. Really, people who use chatspeak in real life need to get a grip and have a reality check. And I think that the ICanHasCheezburger dig was a low blow. It's a comedy site, and not intended to teach children to use chatspeak. I love ICanHasCheezburger, and I'm great at writing despite my age.
'Tis EPIC stuff. Max herself is the best part. She's funny and awesome at the same time. I think that there's a movie being made, and it might be CGI like Beowulf. I can only hope for high-flying action scenes like the books!
Nice! Good description. I wonder what this story is about. This scene seems like a play on the opening scenes of the KH games. God knows Sora found those traumatic enough :p
Izumi Curtis reaction for the win! [/obscure Fullmetal Alchemist reference]
The normal rules of gravity and physics don't apply in Final Fantasy. The only real exception to this is FFXII.
Curses, I thought more people would think of Cloud. I was torn between developing Zack's first appearance and keeping it ambiguous. That wierd PSP thingy is his Digital Mind Wave. Wierd, I know. Maybe Heartless shall sing Riot!
I am no longer lazah! A train rattled into the Dark City. Within it, countless KH fans laughed and chatted, all of them to a man (or woman) incredibly excited about the concert they were steadily approaching. Only one seemed less than enthusiastic. Aerith Gainsborough sat alone, her cheek against the window, staring out. The scenery flashed past in a blur, and the window was blurred by the driving rain. The seat next to her was empty, despite how packed the train was. She glanced back at the train's occupants. Down the other end someone who called himself ICSP was arguing loudly that Organization XIII was innocent. Another who called himself Repliku was arguing just as loudly against him. Various people were encouraging their favourite. Aerith looked back out the window. She was going to the concert for two reasons. One, she wanted to help Sora and his friends out, and secondly she wanted to spend some time with her boyfriend. However, the boyfriend in question was currently on top of the train. Aerith sighed as the train rattled, no doubt caused by her boyfriend. The train ground to a halt, the people within it chattering excitedly. Aerith managed to avoid the press and exited, looking around expectingly. On the train roof a man flipped, landing on his left hand and using it to springboard himself off the train, landing stylishly on the platform. "Did you really have to do that on our first date?" Aerith asked, slightly exasperated. "There were Heartless on the roof," the man said, sheathing the Buster sword, "What else could I have done?" "You could've left it to the security guards!" Aerith argued. "Please, they couldn't compare to a SOLDIER, 1st class," the man dismissed. "Forgetting that you're not a SOLDIER anymore, considering that you're leagally dead," Aerith reminded. The man smiled, "I'll never forget that, Aerith." Aerith set off towards the concert. The man followed her, reaching into his pocket as he did so. He withdrew a small object that looked suspiciously like a PSP. On the screen, three bars rolled vertically, revealing a new picture with each spin. A light was blinking. "Wierd," the man said, tapping the object, "It wants me to make a new file. Who here could use this?" He followed Aerith, still tapping the slim black machine in his hand. (Time to guess who Aerith's boyfriend is!)
OMG double post, banned! Nero: *jumps out of nowhere* SLAM DUNK! *bashes you* It seems that Zexy is owning Rebecca. I wonder why it's a cave man place... Why don't you post on my story???
1: Too bad :p 2: In fanfiction, a Mary Sue is an original character that is very overpowered or related to canon characters or in love with canon characters, while at the sime time being flawless and beautiful. They suck >: o 3: Surprised? :3 4: True 5: I AM! 6: Moar surprise! :3 7: Yes you should 8: It was quite obvious! Guess the characters behind the screennames! 9: Because you smell 11: Yes indeed -_- 12: Yep 13: ROXAS NUMBAH! 15: Yes you did 16: Yes 17: What I did. It's strong, ain't it? Updated schedule: Axel - Burn Baby Burn Roxas - Beautiful Soul Demyx and Zexion - If You Were Gay Axel and Roxas - Guy Love Riku - Breaking a Habit Sora and Riku - Hero Kairi - Keep Holding On Sora & Kairi - Bring Me To Life May write a chapter later... too lazy now...
That doesn't work. Leon whacks some Heartless within a few minutes of meeting Sora, and in doing so strongly implies that he has been doing so for a long time. Plus, Sephiroth owned a whole lot of them and all he did was have a short conversation with Sora. Believe me, Sephiroth does not have 'trust' in Sora.
You got Sora, Riku and Kairi right, and for that you get a cookie. Namine is one of the eight, but she isn't EternalNothingness. Think... "Hearts are power" for EternalNothingness. Good song idea, will probably be Riku singing it. May be joined by either Xehanort's Heartless, Xemnas or Repliku. (short chapter to move the story along) The Organization took some persuading on the matter. They understandably didn't want a concert on their secret hideout world, let alone one featuring two Keyblade masters and a Princess of Heart. However, Xemnas, Saix, Demyx and Zexion agreed with the cause of our heroes, and soon they won over seven members. The concert would go ahead. Zexion got to work making flyers. Roxas got on his computer and had a frenzied chatroom conversation with KeyMaster, PrincessofHeart and TheTwilightBlade to set up the concert. Roxas was slightly worried about Namine. She wasn't returning any of his calls. Meanwhile, Lexaeus was practising drums, Xigbar idly played Dearly Beloved on the keyboard and Demyx sat next to Stitch, both absorbed in a jam session. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Namine slowly awoke to find herself bound tightly to a chair in the middle of a dimly lit room. A single bulb swung from a chain above her, barely illuminating the chair she was bound to, let alone the rest of the room. Namine tested her bonds. She was far to frail to break them, and the knots were too complex to untie. "Our guest awakens," a voice echoed. Namine jerked towards the source. "Who's there?" She asked. The same voice laughed, and someone stepped into the light. She wore an Organization XIII black coat. With a flourish she lowered the hood. Her beautiful, ebony black hair fluttered out like feathers, the blonde highlights catching the light in a brilliant glow. Her piercing violet eyes stared directly into Namine's, and the Nobody quailed. "I believe you know me," Mary Sue mocked. "Why are you doing this?" Namine asked desperately. "Because you female leads make me SICK!" Mary yelled, sticking her face close to Namine, "Because you hussy prudes steal the male leads for yourselves and stuff the rest of us!" "But how do you know about the concert," Namine tried, "and why stop it?" "I'm Mary freaking Sue," the Sue replied, making a 'duh' gesture, "I know everything. And the concert... Not only does it band together those yaoi FILTH," she spat the last word, "it promotes the mad idea that you HUSSIES get the leads all to yourselves!" "Any real lead would see how hideous you are inside in an instant!" Namine snapped in a fake attempt at bravado. Mary Sue backhanded the smaller girl across the face. Namine forced herself not to cry out and glared at Sue. "Now you'll go 'help' the concert, and I'll modify your memories of this encounter," Sue told her. Namine began to speak, but Sue cut her off. "I'm Mary Sue," she said as Namine began to feel dizzy, "It's who I am..." (OMFG, we have a villain and a plot!)
I believe that Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw put it the best. "While the PS3 seems targeted at scary technology fans and the Wii targets a demographic that isn't old enough to cross the road by itself the Xbox360 seems targeted at the 'Beer-drinking Frtaboy' demographic." Or if you prefer... "To me, being white enough to own all three consoles, the Wii is like a small yappy dog, the PS3 is a huge black behemoth that will faithfully fetch your slippers and the Xbox360 is a lovable all-rounder that only occasionally pisses itself and dies."
Eh, at best I am indifferent to the DBZ series, but the games have so far been pretty good. And from what I vaguely remember, it's a good thing it ends at the Cell Saga. We end on a positive note with Gohan being badass, Goku not having 60 different types of transformation and a vaguely interesting villain. That's why everyone plays Teen Gohan. HE WAS FRIKKIN BAD ASS.
OMG, imagine fighting Sephiroth in Birth By Sleep! I think I pefer the 'strength of heart' argument brought up by mixt. Maleficent did confirm 'The boy's strength is not his own', meaning that the Keyblade is empowering him, since it chose him. Gawd, imagine the pwnage if it had picked the almighty Riku? *all fangirls in one mile radius nosebleed*
WTF!? There's odd and then there's THAT!
Sure, Roxas may have only met her five times, but Roxas deserves some straight lovin'! He was simply a carbon copy of Riku Despite the above statement, he got his ass whooped by Riku 2-3 times and by Sora around 4 times (a whole lot however you look at it) Completely copied Sora's 'I <3 Namine and you can't stop meh :3' attitude. It was annoying enough with Sora! Despite everyone telling him that his memories were fake, he stuck to them with Sora's trademark pig-headedness Even more of a relentless emo than Riku Wears the Grass Skirt of D00M all the time. One of his lines was really... gay... I mean, there's Kingdom Hearts implied yaoi and then there's THAT! (sorry, it just sounds wrong!) Even after everything Sora and Namine taught him by the end of Sora's story, he still ran off to fight Riku. Accept that he'll whoop you and stop crying about it! Now, I like... (sorry, i just do) ROXAS He has a much better fashion sense than Sora. Pants instead of short shorts! Acts like the realistic and grounded version of Sora. He didn't act stereotypically 'emo' like Riku and Repliku. He channeled his sadness into hate of DiZ, the source of his problems, and Sora, his Nobody, and completely whooped ass. He dual-wields. 'nuff said. He almost BEAT Sora, his own Somebody! We can all agree the cutscene was a super-close fight. Despite DiZ forcing him to restore Sora, he had the strength of heart to resist disappearing until The World That Never Was, where he willingly restored Sora. On that note, he had the strength of heart to manifest himself and whoop Sora's ass!
GGGRRRRRHHHH! *bashes head on keboard* THIS ISN'T ON PURPOSE! Everyone believes that the song somehow has 'meaning' backwards. IT DOESN'T! It's just a random garble of mess. The only coherent words in that meaningless mess are 'I need true emotions' and 'So many ups and downs', because THEY WERE REVERSED IN THE FIRST PLACE! I am SO sick of people thinking this, IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, IT IS PURE COINCIDENCE!
'Tis so simple! Anyway, aren't you going to suggest a song? Also, Lexaeus and Xigbar are unavailable as they play drums and keyboard respectively. So far I think Stitch will play guitar. Lovable experiment!
Wait, um, how was Kairi kidnapped THREE times? The 'first' time she was a total vegetable with her heart within Sora. it wasn't so much of a kidnapping but more of a 'Hey, she's there totally unmoving, let's nab her'. The second time was quite plausible. She was sitting in a room with three kids she'd never met before when a creepy man who had just earlier acted very creepy to her appear out of nowhere thinking, 'screw acting nice, I'll just nab her'. Both male kids were casually rebuffed and Kairi was left stranded next to a teenage girl of identical build to her with the only exit past Axel. The third time was pretty unavoidable as well. Saix is just damn scary. Plus, we have no idea what actually happened when Saix got her. And plus, she was brave enough to charge into a dark portal THREE TIMES without knowing where she was going. And then she followed a tiny blond girl in a white dress around an enemy castle looking for Sora, despite knowing full well it housed the organization. Kairi is brave, but not in the sense that Sora and Riku are. Kairi is very weak and frail physically, and has little to no fighting skill. However, she has vast amounts of courage. In KH1 she wants to go with Sora to Hollow Bastion, despite having no weapon. In KH2, as mentioned earlier, she charges around the castle with Namine in tow looking for Sora and damn the Nobodies swarming around. When she does find Sora, she jumps off a freaking balcony into the waiting Heartless, then when given a weapon takes it all in her stride and smacks two Heartless in an instant. I'm not exactly a rabid fan, but I think she gets a bit more of a bad rap than she deserves.
