Luxord would be standing at one moment then be lying down on the ground in another. His leg twitched a bit as he groaned, faceplanting into the floor. After a while his whole body started to twitch, and eventually the bar fight got outta hand. Dudes falling everywhere, one landing ontop of him. "Ack!" he said after a hiccup. He'd put his hands on the floor and push himself as well as the other off of the floor, shaking his body in the process to get the other off of him. "Get offame ya *hic* freak!" Once he was fully up and standing straight, he stumbled yet again. "I'm out-*hic*-ta here. C'mon Xig--" he said before slipping on some beer that was on the floor. "Sonuva..." he said and he got up. He'd start walking and slipped on some more beer. He'd get up and watch where he was walking. He'd arrive at the 'door' and put his hands on the wall and feel around. "Xig! XIG THE DOOR IS MISSING!!!"
Luxord's drunken face was back as 'Fatman' came back, fists up and ready to start punching. Luxord would do his drunken version of his fighting stance. But he was wobbling too much and when the other went to attack, he fell over. He'd stumble and go agenst Xigbar in a bit of a bump before saying, "Well hai thar.." in that way. He still had his drunken smile on his face the whole time as he strained to get off of Xig.
Luxord's eye would twitch as they started their 12th drink. He'd slam that bottle down a bit too hard and shattered the bottom of it, making a hand motion of another one. "Keem commin'" he mummbled, with a little 'hic' sound comming after the phrase. He had a bit of a funky smile on his face as his body swayed to and fro lightly, getting up after drinking his 13th bottle. He walked to a random guy that was close and said, "Hey bub. Ya do relize that yer fatness is showin' right?" And apparently, the guy took it offensively and swung at Luxord, but he dodged and kicked him in the back. "C'mon Fatman, you can do better!" Some of his words would be cut off by the hics.
Luxord would give a glare towards Xigbar as he'd chug his own at the same time Xig did. Once he finished, he slammed his agenst the table. "Keep them comming barkeep!" he said as he put down a lot of money to cover all of the drinks he'd be drinking. "Don't think just because I'm a gambler I can't lose at a drinking game," he said slyly, now using Xigbar's sly grin now.
Luxord was right next to Xigbar and he leaned ontop of Xigbar, acting like he was a resting stool. "One please," he said as he placed money on the table. He looked down and gave Xigbar a noogie. "Prepare to lose, my friend," he said cackling.
Luxord looked at the bar, a hand going agenst his forhead and scratching lightly. He'd look at Xigbar as he ran inside as well as the phrase. "Oooh, you think you can beat me huh?" he said laughing as he spoke. He ran inside after Xigbar, trying to beat him to the tender.
Luxord would shrug. "Not like I have anything else to do." He'd scoot down to get away from the bed fram and put his hands on the floor. He'd push himself off and land on his feet, acting like he was a stuntman or something. He'd brush his hands and did a little 'courtsey,' followed by "Lead the way."
(( I win! xD )) Luxord would blink, then begin to blush a ruse red color once more. He'd turn his head away, but then move it to look upward instead of the side this time. "Well, you have the most beautiful eye I've seen," he said, sticking his tongue out playfully. No one know why he did that, but he thought it was cute.
Luxord would blink before turning his head to the side to look at Xigbar, confused on what he just said. The smile was confusing too. Since when did he smile like that? He'd have the urge to hug the other, but for some reason his body refrained him from doing so. Instead, he'd just smile right back.
Luxord would sit agenst the bed frame on the floor, squirming a bit before practically slouching to get comfortable. "Aight I'm sorry," he said softly for kissing Xig in the first place. Maybe if he waited until later, they would of had a better moment, but he couldn't resist.
Luxord would move a hand to scratch the back of his head, wondering why when other people stares at them kiss is really embarrased. "Well....I'd normally say 'Let them stare,' but if you don't like it, then it's a different story."
"Sorry!" he said as he practically kicked himself off of the bed and faceplanting on the floor. He'd mumble under his breath as he spit out some of the particles that went into his mouth. "Eaugh" he said as he shook his head, brushing himself off. "Sorry I landed on ya. But why'd ya leave?" He had one of those innocent faces that puppies have.
Luxord would stumble by trying to get out of the table, slamming his leg agenst the top of it. "Ow. Motha...MONEY'S ON THE TABLE" he shouted as he threw the ammount he owed on the table and ran after Xigbar. He was saying, "Wait!" but Xigbar didn't do so. Once he thought he had the other cornered, he portaled off. He'd run towards the portal but he'd run into the wall on account of it disappearing before he could get to it fast enough. He'd think he'd go to one place: His room. He moved his hand on the ground and made a portal to lead to Xigbar's room. When he fell through the portal, apparently he fell through the roof of his room and landed ontop of him. "Ow...." he mumbled.
Luxord would keep his hand behind Xig's head to 'enhance' the moment, making it longer. But before he pulled back to catch his breath, then moving his hand next to his lap, biting his lip afterward. He was glad that Xig didn't pull back like the first time. The moment made him feel warm inside, and for some reason, he wasn't really hungry anymore. He'd blush ruse red as he turned his head to the side, watching Xig in the corner of his eye.
Luxord would shrug, noticing the lean in. He'd stare into Xig's eyes, before closing them and responding, the side of his face in his palm. "Well, I think it's a nice color, next to black and white...the pairing of course." While he'd tend to distract the other with his somewhat rant, he'd move his hand quickly behind Xigbar's head and pull his close, planting yet another kiss on him, even if they were in a public place.
Luxord would widen his eyes as he began to start the first 'argument' of a better relationship of sorts. "I can't! Those are the softest pair I have! It's either that or the gambling one that has pink colored dice." He'd fold his arms infront of his chest, giving his annual pouty lip look.
Luxord would look at Xigbar while he was eating to see a somewhat repulsed expression. He'd slowly chew now, before comming to a stop. He took the pizza away from his mouth to speak softly, "What, you don't like pizza...? Also, I was wondering.....could you stop calling me Princess Pinky....?" He'd move one hand away from the pizza and wipe it off with a napkin before doing the same with the other hand, pausing his 'dinner' session.
Luxord would move a hand and offer him a chair. "Help yourself," he said before munching more on his own slice. "Well...I was thinking about that happened earlier..." and he stopped there before shoving more pizza in his mouth. He was eating like he normally did, but to some people it could be offending.
Luxord's eyes would be taken off as he continued to munch on his pizza before turning around to look at the scenery. He found the Freeshooter there. His ponytail gave him away. He'd snicker a bit as he pulled off the cheese that he was chewing on and set the pizza down, swallowing the cheese he was eating and called softly, "Hey Xiggy!" For some reason, he seemed to act like nothing happened from earlier, but oh one would be so wrong. He remembered everything, and he wanted it to happen again....but that was him.
Luxord would rub his hands together as his food arrived. The pizza was HUGE. And he liked it that way. He could stuff himself on this if he wanted. He took a slice of it and started gnawing on it before looking out the window, finding Xigbar walking outside. "Holy crap!" he said as he dropped his pizza back onto the place, faceplanting into the window. That actually hurt, and it made him fly back a bit like how a forcefield was. "....Ow..." was all he said before he scrambled up to his feet, brushing himself off, and taking his seat. People were staring at him, but he didn't care. He was keeping his eye on Xiggy though.