Thanks. I have to help my dad move today, and then babysit an annoying-as-**** cousin for like 7 hours. I am not in a good mood.
That we know everything we could ever care to know about Obsessed. Let's make a new goddamn question time thread.
I'd like to get in your pants.
In all actuality the perfect ending would be the lack of a beginning. Sadly the time for that has past.
What the fuck kind of shit music do you listen to where Jesse McCartney opens for their concerts.
I'm never humpin' less than 3 at any given time.
Let's get back to the topic at hand, kay? I am sexy as fuck. Discuss.
I fuckin knew it. She was too sexy to be just a regular waitress.
I looked fukkin sexy as fukk today. No joke. Zip up hoodie, skinny jeans, socks and sandals, striped silk boxers, and hair flipped to the left. Bitches were fukkin all over my dick, all the time. Rolled up to the library. Saw a fukkin gorgeous girl. We almost fucked but there were some kids around and yo dawg that shit ain't cool we gotta keep those kids kids you know stop em from swearing and fucking until they're 12. Saw some other bitches. Looked into their eyes. Saw what they were thinking. You know what they were thinking, khv? I'll tell you. "Goddamn look at that sexy mothafukka right there he's so fukkin sexy jesus h. christ what's this wet spot on my panties oh fukk i just came 6 times." That's right. Went to applebees afterward. 4 waitress came to my table, all trying to serve me at once i was like BITCHES CALM THE FUCK DOWN I ONLY NEED ONE OF YOU. I eenie meenie minie moe'd that shit like a motherfukkin pro. Bitch was all like " Oh honey what you want to eat you want some of this? you want some of this?" Bitch nearly got naked right there i was like BITCH I GOT FAMILY AROUND CALM YO'SELF. Got a bacon-burger instead. Needed some more bacon.
How is everyone so blatently ignoring the next great american novel written right there on page fucking one. I laughed, i cried, i came.
I got about 4 of an ice cream cake. Rest was tits.
Oh hey there tits. How's it hanging.
So i heard you like Jesus.
Ability: Shoot ice out of your hands and all that shit. Drawback: It's fuckin cold.
Jesus fuck i laughed. It's just the Internet. You'll be okay. You've got tits, right? Go make some friends.
Winner gets ten points. Ability: Totally Invisible Drawback: Only when no one is looking
Give her the plushy, then while she's looking at it put on that face. She'll look up and see it again. Get some of your friends to practice the face. Have them come up while she's looking at you. Have them make the face. Freak her the fuck out.
Yeah and i also like Space Olympics, but mayhap that's just me.
yeah i guess. Dunno really. she yelled at me for like half an hour on tuesday as to why but i didn't really get it. I miss it. Just bought...
Yeah pretty much. I'm not sure why they're there. What's your favorite song of Incredibad? I laugh so hard every time i listen to Boombox, it's pure genius.
