You know what i hated about being twelve Couldn't jack off properly.
Freedom tastes disgusting. Used to enjoy it but then it got all health conscious. If you can't fry your food in pig fat what is the point.
Sure is E-Thug in here.
Jesus' shit you're little. Back when I was your age I remember being at least 28.
Crisps? You silly European.
Fuck as many women as i could on the first day. Their babies would be born on the day i died. All of them would be named after me. Suddenly, Nicholas. Thousands of them.
I'm not the only one who laughs when i hear about the "Second Coming of Christ", right? And i figure he's coming soon, there's porn ****in...
I love everyone.
Of course it was.
Hey Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. You're an idiot.
Having fun, actually. Decided to be an archer dude this time around. Found a rusty iron bow in while escaping from jail and a couple of arrows. Skipped the city and went hunting deer. Sneak around, find some deer. Draw an arrow and find my mark. Wait for it, wait for it, fire. Repeat until i run out of arrows. Sell meat and plants i find at the nearest city, buy more arrows and maybe a repair hammer. Go back outside. Been doing this for about an in game month. Feels great.
Axelfan8708 Saint Nick Atlas Is that two name changes i see? Damn i'm good, sneakin past the admins and all that.
Doesn't anybody play videogames anymore.
I took over an underwater paradise using 3 words. Now would you kindly let me into the bar.
Let's do this shit.
I would also like to be The Guy
Horse is cool. Ride standing up the entire time. Great game is great.
Yeah i don't like it at all like there's this girl in my french class i would like to get to know better and we talk a lot during class and she...
That is a lot of jobs. How in the world do you have time to administrate a khv forum
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