You're the dude i saw a thread about on /v/?
Eh. Got allergies now. They suck. And i don't sleep well. So overall kinda ******.
I'm no genius or anything, but I'm gonna go with the stick. The BELGIAN stick.
Anything for you, babes.
YOU DIDN'T CREATE A FUCKING WORD. YOU MADE A SPELLING ERROR. IF I SPELL CAT "K A T T" IT'S NOT A NEW FUCKING WORD, I'M JUST ******ED. AND GUESS WHAT? IF YOU GO AROUND USING WORDS LIKE "INDUBITITY", YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES YOU? ******ed.
What the fuck is this. Certainly not a word in the English language, it couldn't be.
Two people have discussed my penis. Today was a good day.
I'm not your "dear" and I'm certainly not a liar.
My cock splits most females in half.
A bit what? Large? Maybe for you, boy-o. Mine are more like a sack of oranges. No, no, not oranges. Something that's orange, though. Basketballs. That's it. A sack of basketballs. Two sacks, actually. Banana's a bit on the small side as well. Lets go with... Shit, scrap this whole comparison, i gotta start over. How much do you know about a sperm whale?
Yes .
lol saw this one /v/ last night, my eyeballs fuckin popped out.
This post fucking hurts. Got me right in the grammar, it did. Get's rapped by a wolf? Jesus fuck they're a tribe of goddamn Indians not some hip-hop mafia shit.
Jesus fuck this had buckets of potential. Like John said, if you didn't have that stuff about the Bel-Air whatever whatever, it would've been fucking great. Still, not bad. 6/10
i'm gonna change this to Top 5 people i hate the least. Ioan Jerome Orange Styx Kay In no specific order. And now, in a specific order. Orange Ioan/Jerome/Styx/Kayleah.
i had some yesterday, actually. So no thanks. Anyway what's up?
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This Gentlemen? THIS Gentlemen? THIS Gentlemen? What the fuck are you doing.
Protip: They don't actually care about you.
Chipotle. Gonna go get some later today. Shit's gonna be SO cash.
