No, to unlock Hades Paradox cup, you need to have all drives and summons at lvl 7 (9 in FM)
But Ansem himself admitted that the virtual inhabitants of Twilight Town didn't act in the way he had expected, despite being made from data collected from real hearts. If this is true, then why should we believe that he really succeeded in altering Roxas' personality? Besides, he was clearly back to his old, homicidal personality by the sixth day.
Hmmm... there's something about it... I just can't quite place it. It's like... there's not enough description, or setting. Yeah, that'll do. Instead of '"No! how could I have lost to a loser? This isn't-" Larxene stopped, and thought. Lucas. "Hehe! I'll be back!" And Larxene dissipated away, fading.' try something more descriptive, and reworded a bit so that it can flow more, like; "No!" Larxene denied desperately. She could see her body fading before her eyes within the plant traps, "How could I have lost to such a loser? This isn't-" Larxene stopped. Lucas, she thought. "Hehe!" she laughed, "I'll be back." And with that, she faded away to nothing. See? Don't you think that's better? Why don't you try it out, see if you like it. Wait a second, wasn't Dante supposed to fight Axel? Then again, Evan hasn't done much, so I guess that's Equivalent Exchange.
What? That chapter was easily the best chapter you've ever written! Just keep it up! *thumbs up*
Something that has always been sitting in my mind when these sort of discussions pop up. If Roxas didn't have a heart, he would have noticed while in Twilight Town. I mean, he was angry at Seifer, happy with his friends and was sad when Hayner had an 'I'm not your friend anymore' phase.
Lol, chime. I just saw this, and I've been wondering, is it worth it to jump in and begin watching the series? I've heard bits and pieces about it over time, and it's slowly begun to intrigue me more and more. Plus, clips of the dub I've watched seem pretty good. Would anyone recommend the dub? Plus, am I the only one who thinks L looks like a crack addict? Seriously, someone got him hooked on crack and took away his supply. The eyes o_O
That is exactly what I said!
Whoah, awsome! This is really high-quality stuff! Hmm, I wonder what sort of shenanigans SRK and you guys will get up to with Mickey? I need to write more fanfic if I'm to be noticed by Mickey! *writes furiously*
*creepy Vexen laugh* It's called the DBZ approach. You piss someone off until they explode and reveal their true power. It seems that I have succeeded. Now, *cough* *sephiroth voice* show me your strength. In other news, Eden is having a totally Chuck Norris fight with larxene, and Dante is about to fight Axel? W00t!
Hmm, I'll try. 1. Mickey said, "The world's made of light and darkness. You can't have one without the other, 'cause darkness is half of everything." Now that they'd destroyed the darkness, they needed someone to be the darkness to restore the natural balance. That's what they meant. How exactly they were going to be 'darkness' by sitting on a beach all day, I can never fathom. 2. They ended up there from a light-door thingie. Plus, they got back to Destiny Islands through a similar thingie. The second time, Sora identified it as 'The Door to Light'. During the after-credits scene, Riku says that the Door to Light was Sora's heart. And did you notice that the Door to Light opened the exact instant Sora finished reading Kairi's letter? I think that being reminded of Kairi allowed his heart to open a door through the light to Kairi. If Riku can create portals in darkness, then why not light? The Door to Light that opened after they killed Xemnas was probably similar. 3. One odd thing about the world is the question, "If Kairi sent a bottle message in Destiny Islands, then how in buggery did it get to the Dark Beach?" Sorry to answer a question with another question, but for the life of me I can't figure it out >_<
Wow. I hope Sora doesn't go bat**** insane like Light. Good work!
Ah well, I'm also a lot lazier. Equivalent Exchange right there ^_^ Hmmm, I wonder when Soraspartanti will come back for another chapter. Hey, wait a sec. If Sora's lost his heart, would that mean that his body would turn into Roxas? That would be sweet. Mmmmm... dual-wielding... NOWIMGONNAWRITESUMMOARBECUZIWANNAMWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Zexion stood before Eden, the Lexicon open. "I wonder," Zexion thought aloud, "What sort of nightmares your friends are experiencing?" He opened the Lexicon and showed it to Eden. She couldn't help but look in. Rinn and Evan were trapped in a dark area. Countless Heartless surrounded them. But... Evan was wearing an Organization XIII coat. And he was fighting Rinn! "What did you do?" Eden demanded. "Evan refused to join our Organization. What worse could he experience, but being one of us? And the girl Rinn, what better nightmare than betrayal?" Eden choked on a sob as Evan landed a solid blow on Rinn, sending the girl sprawling. "Or, would you prefer the half-demon?" The scene changed to the demon world. Dante was standing stock-still as his brother charged him. His head was lowered in defeat. "Dante, do something!" Eden yelled at the image. "It's no use. He can't deny the loneliness in his heart." Eden gasped as Dante's brother Vergil drew his katana and rammed it through Dante's stomach. "No!" Eden yelled, "Stop this!" she pleaded. Zexion laughed, and all she could do was watch. Dante gasped, looking down at the sword through his stomach. Eden finally snapped and sent a wave of ice arcing towards Zexion. He held up his free hand and the wave shattered, shards of ice cascading down and carpeting the already damaged ground. "The other members hold too much stock in physical force," Zexion said. "Why bother fighting someone when you can use their nightmares against them? Does a Greek proverb not say, those the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad?" Eden sobbed, tears racing down her cheeks. "Oh, what's wrong?" Zexion taunted, "Do you hate me? Do you want to cut me down, end my life? Can you find enough hatred in your heart to do that? Of course, I have no such inhibitions. As the Superior once said, it doesn't pay to be too loyal to one's heart." "That's not true!" Eden yelled, "A heart can be weak. It can give in to the dark. It can hate with all it's might. But there's always a light, deep down. Even people who've given up on the light." "I know you can hear me!" she directed her speech at the Lexicon, "And I know you understand! There's always a light, no matter how much shadow lies in the way!" Rinn rolled way from another keyblade strike, "Evan, stop this!" "The Organization needs your heart!" Evan pointed at Rinn, and three Neoshadows dived at her. Energy crackled along Rinn's arms and into her guns. When she fired, flaming rounds ripped the Neoshadows to pieces. "It's useless standing against the Organization." Evan said. He raised his Keyblade, and a bolt of lightning shooting from its tip and forking. Rinn only just managed to backflip away as the lightning struck. "I don't want to hurt you, Evan!" Rinn called, "But you're leaving me no choice!" She clutched her necklace and in a storm of energy it reformed into a Keyblade. Just in time, as Evan had raced up, Keyblade in hand. She guarded against the strike and their weapons locked. The two struggled against each other, heartless closing in around them. Eden's voice rang out in the darkness. Both looked around for the source. Rinn dropped her Keyblade, "I know you wouldn't betray me, Evan. The Organization has no hold over you." Evan swung his Keyblade at her exposed neck. It stopped mere centimetres from it. "I'm sorry, Rinn," Evan managed. Light flashed on the ground beneath them, almost blinding them. The light grew in power, and the Heartless disintegrated. Rinn and Evan clasped each other's hands as they both disappeared. Dante coughed, the katana through his stomach protruding from his back. "Foolishness, Dante," Vergil said, twisting the katana, "Foolishness. Might controls everything. And without strength, you cannot portect anything." Vergil raised Dante and grabbed the collar of his coat, "Let alone yourself." He withdrew the katana, and Dante fell backwards to the ground and with a splash landed. The water was flowing over him, the area around him flowing red. Dante let out a cry as the katana stabbed into him again, this time in the shoulder. Vergil lifted him up and he dangled in the air, held up by the katana. "So that's it, Dante?" Vergil asked, "You've given up? Your heart is weaker than I thought. Without anyone to back you up, how can you expect to survive." Dante was limp on the end of the blade. He was just wishing that it would end quickly. Maybe I'll see Mother, Father and Vergil again. He thought hazily. He closed his eyes, and waited for his healing to stop. Eden's voice rang out in his head. Dante considered the words over the pain. But what could he do? He was powerless, and Zexion had been too powerful. But they were in trouble... Dante opened his eyes, Evan, Rinn, Eden, Sora. I have to help them. Dante reached down and grabbed Yamato's blade. Vergil gave a surprised grunt. With a great yell, Dante lifted Vergil into the air and threw him downriver. Dante dropped to his knees, his wounds still raw. "How? What could give you strength when all hope is lost?" Vergil wondered, picking himself up. "I guess you wouldn't understand, 'Vergil'," Dante said, "But four kids back in the real world are calling my name. Besides, if I'm not around to help 'em, who knows how they could screw up." "Why? Why do you suddenly care about them?" "Well, quite frankly, at first, I didn't give a damn. But after traveling with them, I know what's important. i know what I need to do." Dante smiled, "My friends need me!" Light flashed beneath Dante's feet. It's brilliance was almost blinding, and 'Vergil' raised his hand to shield his eyes. In that moment, the guise slipped and Zexion was revealed. With difficulty, Zexion wrenched the Vergil disguise back into order. He charged at Dante, sword raised. Dante thumped his chest twice and made a peace sign, "Peace out, Vergil!" He disappeared, and the sword swung down into water. Zexion, the real Zexion, looked in his hand. The Lexicon was rumbling and shaking. Zexion glanced from the book to Eden, "What did you do?" He demanded, barely hiding the worry in his voice. Zexion clamped both hands on the book, which was trying to force its way open. Light was trying to shine through the pages, rouge shafts escaping the struggling book. At last, Zexion could no longer contain it, and the Lexicon tore itself open. Light poured out, and three shapes tumbled out. At last the light dimmed and the battered Lexicon returned to Zexion's grip. Evan, Rinn and Dante lay sprawled on the floor. Each of them let out an assortment of groans and expletives. Eden smiled, "You guys came back." Dante grinned, "Thanks for the pep talk, kid," Dante ruffled her hair, "I needed it." Evan rubbed the back of his neck, embarrassed, "uh, Rinn, the way we held hands when the light showed up-" "Purely stress," Rinn assured too quickly. Both looked away, embarrassed. Zexion couldn't stand the scene before him, and neither could Zero, looking through his crystal ball. All four were positively glowing in happiness, having been helped through their nightmares. Zexion couldn't think of a more spectacular way for a plan to backfire. All he could do was hope that help would arrive soon as he backed away, the four heroes encircling him with their weapons ready. YAYZ! I LEIKZ T3H RITING!
Speechless with what? Anger? Joy? Love? :3
Whoah, Marcus squashes pie? o_O Very interesting analogy there. Maleficent reminds me of 8-bit theatre, throwing dust at someone and running away. In fact, I've totally forgotten the context of that scene o_O
Wow, big plot twist, and I wonder who the new enemies are? I've decided not to parody that chapter because it has enough humour as is. In fact... IMGONNADOABATTLESCENEMWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Zexion held out his hand, the heart of the Keyblade bearer hovering in his grasp. Staring at the heart, he couldn't help but laugh. And laugh he did. Their most powerful enemy was finally gone, and all that were left were a few loose ends. Rinn tore her gaze from the new enemies and spotted Zexion. Her gaze dropped to the floor to see the unmoving Sora. The others, Eden, Dante and Evan all turned to see. They were all stunned. Sora was gone. "Zexion!" Rinn screamed, aiming her guns. Zexion humphed. A barrage of bullets raced through the air towards him. He was blasted into oblivion. He disintegrated. Rinn blinked. "Try again," Zexion whispered in her ear. She tried to turn, but Zexion was quicker. A blade slashed across her chest and she was thrown backwards. "You're going to pay for that!" Evan yelled, running at Zexion. Zexion looked over at him and simply stared as Evan charged. With a grunt, Evan swung his Keyblade at Zexion. It clashed with another. Evan gave a grunt of surprise at the Keyblade in Zexion's grip. While he was distracted, Zexion broke the lock and swiped him across the chest. He fell back as well, beside Rinn, who was already recovering. They both panted, clutching their wounds. Zexion allowed his copied Keyblade to disappear and summoned the Lexicon. "Enjoy your stay in my world," Zexion farewelled as both Evan and Rinn entered Book World. Eden crouched over Sora's lifeless body, "Sora! Sora, speak to me!" She shook him, unwilling to believe that he was dead. "Come on, kid, wake up! We need you!" Dante insisted. Eden pounded Sora's chest uselessly. Dante stood. "I don't usually care much about people," Dante growled at Zexion, "But you've really begun to PISS ME OFF!" Dante raised his hand. Rebellion spun into his grip. Dante charged at Zexion. He swung down in a brutal arc, only for Zexion to teleport away. "How would you like to have your darkest nightmares revealed?" Zexion asked absentmindedly, reading the Lexicon. "I don't have any darkest nightmares, pal," Dante retorted, "I'm just one of yours!" He slashed along the ground. Red energy sparked along Rebellion's blade and he slashed it along the ground. The blade raced for Zexion, tearing the stone ground in its path. Zexion simply teleported again. Dante panted, most of his energy gone. He heard Zexion reappear behind him. He spun and, with a yell, slashed down. His sword was blocked. He was frozen as he stared at the weapon in Zexion's grip. His brother's katana, Yamato. "How could you know?" Dante asked in wonder. Zexion kicked Dante in the stomach, knocking the half-demon back. Zexion released the copied katana and opened the lexicon. "I'm sure you'll enjoy finding your nightmares," Dante was sucked into book world as well. Zexion closed the Lexicon with a snap and laughed. He'd managed to take out three of the four already! He could only imagine what nightmares they were facing in Book World. Which just left... Zexion turned and approached Eden. She saw him and scrambled to her feet, picking up her staff. "Don't come any closer!" she threatened. "Why would I?" Zexion asked, "I don't need to put you in Book World. You're already facing your worst nightmares here." He laughed. Eden's staff lowered. He was right. Sora was dead at her feet. And she was alone. Dante woke up. He groaned and held his head. He had a headache that was killing him. He opened his eyes and looked around. He was in the demon world. It was where he had fought his brother Vergil for the third and last time. It was a cave-like area with a shallow, muddy river flowing swiftly through. It's source was a dead end and the only way out was a waterfall, over which Vergil had fallen. Dante could just see in the distance where the fracture between the human and demon world had been during his fight. It was gone. There was no way home. "What's wrong, Dante? What's your motivation?" Dante heard an all-too familiar voice. He turned to the sound, and saw his brother Vergil. Dante looked down. He was even wearing what he had been wearing that day years ago. Vergil was as well, in his blue coat. He also wielded the two weapons, his father's sword Force Edge and the katana Yamato. Vergil beckoned, "Give that to me." Dante looked in his hand to see that he was holding his half of their mother's amulet. "No way," Dante retorted, slipping the amulet into one of his pockets, "You've got your own." His voice even sounded like it did that day. He also noticed that he had his pistols Ebony and Ivory, and his sword Rebellion, though Lucifer and Gilgamesh were nowhere to be seen. Vergil pointed Force Edge at Dante, "Well I want yours too." The twins began to circle each other, Dante still without his weapon drawn. Dante decided to stick to the script of what had happened, all the while wondering. How had Zexion known? The day his brother died, rivaled only by the day he'd found out that his mother Eva had died. But Vergil had been there. Now he wasn't and Dante was alone. Dante realized that thew pause had gone on for too long. "What're you gonna do with all that power, huh?" Dante asked, "No matter how hard you try, you're never gonna be like Father." "You're wasting time!" Vergil yelled, charging Dante. He stood still to receive the blow. At the last minute, he drew his sword and attacked as well. The brothers stood facing each other. Each held the other's sword in their left hands. Dante slowly forced Force Edge away from him. "We are the sons of Sparda," Dante panted, "Within each of us flows his blood. But more importantly, his heart!" Dante threw Vergil off. "And now, my heart is saying it wants to stop you!" Dante yelled, and then stopped as he realized he had said 'heart'. Spending time with those kids had rubbed off on him. Vergil laughed, on cue. But instead of saying what he did years ago, he sheathed Force Edge. "Vergil, what're you doing?" Dante wondered. "Your heart?" Vergil chuckled, "What could that weak thing do for you? Face it Dante, your heart is weak." "And why is that, exactly?" Dante asked. "Because the only person you care about is yourself," Vergil said, pointing at Dante. Dante opened his mouth to retort, but it died in his mouith. He's right, Dante thought, I've only ever cared about myself. "Haven't you wondered why the child Sora's heart was so strong?" Vergil asked, "It was because of his wretched friends. With them by his side, he was much stronger. Who do you have to back you up, Dante? No one." Dante hung his head. Now, more than ever, he felt alone. First his father, then his mother, and then Vergil. He had no one else left. He was still as Vergil drew Force Edge and raced in for the kill. I wonder, Dante thought, Where will my heart go? Mwuhahahahahaha! Dante is going to die! Sorry about leaving out Evan and Rinn's nightmares, but if I knew what their nightmares were I would have written them. Ah well, we'll have to make do with Dante's death.
Oh... My... Gawd. SORA LAWST HIS HEARTZ0RZ! THE APOCALYPSE HAS COME!
Intense injury suffered from laughing too hard? My work here is done *flips coat and walkes off dramatically* Melissa: *walks in* Sir, blah blah blah. Zero: Blah blah? Melissa: Blah blah, blah blah blah? Zero: Blah! Melissa: And uh... It's time for your sponge bath. Zero: Oooh! *fade to black*
Yes, I do say that I'm better at fight scenes than you *suddenly starts the Nobody Samurai faceoff*. Now onto the obligatory parody! Sora: MORE JUMPING! Zexion: Super special awesome book teleport! Larxene: Well, we'll have to split up my sugarmuffin. Axel: *whispering* Thank God Larxene: *lightning flashing around her* WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!? Axel: I DON'T WANT TO EVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE, MY SWEET! *grovelling at her feet* Larxene: Well tough luck pal. *portals away* Axel: *blinks slowly* What just happened? *teleports away* Rinn: MORE MAGIC! I am the INCREDIBLE RINN! *swings around the glacier* Heartless: Well, you're a frotsy wo- *crushed* AAAARRRGGGHHH! Rinn: *still smashing it* THAT PUN WAS AWFUL! Ariel and Eric heartless: We're leik, totally ninjs and stuff. I mean, we're already in black. Interviewer: RANDOM INTERJECTION! Heartless: *try to eat him* what gives? Interviewer: I thought you'd know by now *eyes turn yellow* Interviewers have no hearts! Dis Ney (oops, was that a secret?): Aeroga! *tidal wave is blocked* Hehehe, I knew this spell was overpowered in KH1. Which is why I HAVE IT! Heartless: *getting slammed* We're being smashed into random blunt objects! Shadow: *looks down at stone sword sticking out of its chest* easy for you to say *disintegrates* Eden: Deep freeze! *freezes the water* Sora: Will people ever stop copying me? Evan: *drives into Limit form* Sora:... That's it, next time you fall asleep, you'll wake up with this Keyblade stuck so far up your- Zexion: Assssssss I was saying, it's time to fight! *Zexion battle music plays* Larxene: I SMELL CHOCOLATE ON ONE OF YOU! *shocks the ice* Rinn: STEP BACK! MAH CHOCOLATE! >: o Zexion: *sends out pages* Behold, the power of literacy! Sora: *smacks them away* Haha! Joke's on you, I don't know how to read! plus, it is now revealed that I play KH2FM with Riku in my spare time! Zexion: No! Have you defeated my Data form? Sora:... Riku has. Zexion: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *throws a massive book at Sora* Sora: *anime expression of dismay* Nothing can withstand the almighty FRYING PAN! *holds up a frying pan* Zexion: You do realize that you're holding it too high. Sora: Whut? *book hits him between the legs* O_O *high-pitched voice* Your mother reads dirty magazines in hell. And NOT FOR THE ARTICLES! *falls unconscious* Dante: Time to wake up, kid! You're missing out on all the fun!... SORA! Nero: HEY! You used that line in DMC4, except with my name, and it woke me up and allowed me to defeat Sanctus and save the world! Dante: ... *flicks Nero's nose* Nero: *falls over*
Hey! Read my passage on page 10, I'm much better at fight scenes >: o Ah well, I'm not the one who started this, am I? I'll just have to tide myself over, parodying the chapters every time. :|
I'd stand with my back to them and, putting on my best Riku voice, say; "The door has opened. I'm not afraid of the darkness!" Then I'd get the Souleater and mad awesome Darkness skillz. Then I'd totally bend you all to my will, and force you to make cake. DARKNESS cake!
