I disagree, on the grounds that not all videogames have to have a linear plot. Yes, we play videogames for the gameplay, but have you ever wondered why people bother with the story? If you care about a plot, you don't have to just turn it into a book or a movie. Games are fully capable of having complex plots. Just look at Assassin's Creed. It has one of the best stories I've ever seen, and one of the amazing parts was the opportunity to be a part of that epic tale. Anyway, that's off-topic. Now to address another matter. ICSP, I just did it to head off what I expected you to say. Don't take it personally or anything.
Hmmm... not much seems to have happened... BUT I LIKE ALWAYS PARODY NOT MUCH! Zexion: *angst angst angst* Hey, what happened? Axel: Let's get them, my Larxene-muffin. Larxene: *satanic voice* Let go of my hand or I'll impale you on Zexion's hair. Axel: *sweatdrop* That doesn't seem physically possible. Larxene: I'll MAKE IT POSSIBLE! *lightning flashes* Axel: *whispering* Roxas, come same me from this crazy b- Sora: Back off! *uses Explosion* Evan: *copies* Sora: Why are you still here!? Ariel and Eric Heartless: Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does... Rinn: *wakes up from sugar crash* Now, you will be destroyed in the most painful way possible! Heartless: NO! Rinn: WATERWORLD! *water splashes in* Eden: Hey, don't I control water? Rinn: Don't make me inhale sugar again. I could END you. Zexion: *sees Sora* That outfit is awesome! The black really exposes the inner darkness of your tragic soul! Sora: *makes a funny face* Zexion: -_-' Sorry I asked. Yen Sid: *facing tidal wave* This curiously remind me of my first girlfriend. All: Ewwww... Dante & Evan: WE'RE BEING INEFFECTUAL! *turn around and see the tidal wabe* *Jack Sparrow voices* oh bugger...
Sorry to break it to you, but Metal Gear Solid 4 is Playstation 3 Exclusive. It's, like, the title that will set the PS3 on the road to greatness. They can't afford to cross-platform it.
*stands up* If it please the court, I would like it to be known that I believe that the defendant, Sora, was fully justified in his actions in relation to his experiences and information! I would like to cross-examine the defendant, Sora. Judge Yen Sid: I'm going to allow this. *sidles up to Sora* Mr. Sora, could you please relate to me your first direct conflict with the Organization? Sora: Uh, they showed up at the Bailey at Radiant Garden. And how was it that you reacted? Sora: Well, there were a bunch of Nobodies attacking the Bailey gate, so I fought 'em and Leon helped out. Leon: *stands up* I confirm that statement! Judge: Sit down! *Leon is forced to sit down by the bailiff* So, would I be correct in saying that first, you heard Organization XIII, and then Nobodies attacked the Bailey? Sora: Yeah. So, you were simply with your friend Squall- Leon: THAT'S LEON! *is knocked out by the bailiff* As I was saying, with your friend LEON when Nobodies attacked you unprovoked? Sora: Yeah. And afterwards, please tell us in your own words what happened? Sora: Organization XIII showed up. I called them down, and they laughed and teleported away. And then what happened? Sora: Donald tried to get to them, but Xigbar showed up and stopped us. And so, even when asked nonviolently, the Nobody in question failed to allow you passage? ICSP: OBJECTION! The defendant used unnecessary force, and threatened one of my clients with violence! Judge: Sustained. I assume you have an explanation for this. Sora, I remember you said that you fought Nobodies alongside Squa- LEON at the Bailey? And that the Judge himself, Master Yen Sid, informed you that Organization XIII controlled Nobodies? Judge: Tread carefully. What's your point? My point, Your Honour, is that my client was assaulted by Nobodies before he even met Organization XIII in the flesh. And what the prosecution fails to admit is that as far as my client knew at the time, the Organization attacked first. Sora's actions when confronted by Xigbar were purely self-defence. In conclusion, the entire event was instigated by the Organization itself, and thus my client, Sora, acted purely in self-defence. Judge: Is that all? I believe that in light of this, the other evidence fielded by the prosecution should be looked over again. My defence rests.
True. So true. In fact, when I first saw the opening, I mistook Roxas for Sora. The very first thing I said, watching Roxas land on the Station of Calling, I said, "Wow, Sora got cooler!" Then I found out that it was Roxas. For a while I was happy, because Roxas wore much cooler stuff and sounded cooler. Then I saw that he could Duel-Wield, and I said, "Roxas! I want you as the new protagonist!" But then Sora woke up, and I had to deal with Donald and Goofy again. However, it was consoling that Sora sounded much older, had better-looking combat animations and got new black clothes. However, all three times Roxas showed up I was wishing that Roxas had been playable more often.
How can you people be so stupid? It isn't a secret message, it's just a coincidence, damnit! The only coherent lines in that backwards mess are 'I need true emotions' and 'So many ups and down' (or maybe others), because they were reversed in the song. Stop speculating, it's just a stupid coincidence! Would anyone REALLY invest the time and effort to put a 'secret message' in a reversed song, while making the real song sound coherent? No! it's just a myth. Get it out of your heads, reversed songs don't mean ANYTHING!
Will anyone ever stop to think og the ethical implications of this series? Namely, children imprisoning living animals in tiny artight balls and then forcing them to battle one another for personal glory? I mean, they just stand on the sidelines and watch anyway. Trainer: Wow, what evil team are you part of? Evil Team: Team 'Gimme you Pokemon before I cut you'! Switchblade, I choose you! *points knife*
If you're over 13, I cannot more highly recommend Fullmetal Alchemist. For starters, it's a dub that's actually good! It's unfortunately a bit clunky the first two episodes, but it quickly gets in its stride by episode 3 and doesn't let go of your excitement until you're staring at the TV screen at the end of episode 51 and wondering why it had to end. Then you whoop in happiness to discover that there's a full-length movie sequal. Then you watch that, and say 'Hey, isn't that almost the same ending as Episode 51?' But you get over it, because you liked it so much. Seriously, an anime with good English VAs and fights that dont get artificially lengthened by boring talks and other ineffectual scenes are such pluses.
It doesn't matter anyway. Because everyone knows that no matter how 'epic' a DBZ fight is, it's always stretched over about 10 episodes, intersposed with other characters being ineffectual or the fighter stopping and talking. Watch Fullmetal Alchemist instead, they start fighting and they don't stop fighting until they're ****ing finished, thank you. No random scenes interspersed.
Scar. From FMA. Because his eyes are pwnsome. Or lack thereof. Because he wears sunglasses. Which is always awsome. I am the king. Of sentance fragments. Fear me.
ROFLMAO! I never thought of it that way before, mostly because of how damn kiddish Sora was in KH1. At least in KH2 he's borderline homicidal.
I swear, with Sparda as my witness (lightning flashes) that I shall parody every one of your new Story posts! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sora: *sliding down the banister* I learned this move from old pirate movies! RIDGE RACEEEEERRR! Dante: I'm killing with skillz! Lucifer: *acts like a WWII machine-gun, then throws a rose* Marluxia: MY GARDEN! NOOOO! *sobs* Interviewer: So, how did you hitch up with Larxene? Axel: Well, it was something like- *flashback* Axel: *sidling up to Larxene* hehe, my time to shine. Larxel fans, I'm sorry I ever doubted you. Larxene: *grabs Axel by the collar and put her kunai to his throat* Give me sugar, or I neuter you. Axel: *sweatdrops* Hehe, I have some seasalt ice cream in my pocket! *hands it over* Larxene: *suddenly drops Axel, leading to an anime falldown* Kthx. *begins to eat the ice cream* Axel: Hey, I was saving that for Roxas and I, got it memorized? larxene: *scary face* Axel: *scared* forget I said anything, ma'am. *end flashback* Interviewer: o_O... I'll leave now. Larxene: *grabs Interviewer's collar* I smell chocolate in your pocket. GIMME! Heartless Guards: Yeah, we're guards. We're guarding the place. *explosion* OMG! Shadow: *leaps into the arms of a Soldier* Hold me! Soldier: *drops the Shadow hard* To the battle, where we will be slaughtered for EXP! Heartless: YAY! Rinn: *playing Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash* BURN! BURN THE INNOCENT! HAHAHAHAHA! *maniacal expression* Dante: *nods to the rest* Hey... Rinn? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Rinn: *sniffs* Yeah, it does! Isn't that weird? BACK TO BURNING, MWUHAHAHAHA! Dante: *sweatdrop* IT DIDN'T WORK! Yen Sid: Of course it didn't, she's higher than a space station. Eden: *saunters innocently over and bonks Rinn over the head* There, problem solved. Rinn: I can taste the sky... It tastes like CHOCOLATE! *suddenly falls asleep* All: Sugar crash. Evan: *in the background* I'm stealing Strike Raid! Sora: Ah, it's okay, that guy's unoriginal fighting style doesn't bother- Evan: *uses Trinity Limit* Sora: Ok, now I'm pissed. Eden: Flower power! *sends out animals* Yen Sid: SSHHH! I'm almost finished Book 6! Dante: *leans over behind Yen Sid* Dumbledore dies and Harry dies, but then is resurrected and kills Voldemort, and he and Ginny live happily ever after with three kids. Yen Sid: *extremely pissed off face* WHO SAID THAT? All: *point at Dante* Dante: Oh, you guys can kiss the sexiest part of my white a- Nero: *holds Dante from behind* Now, Yen Sid! Kick his ass! Dante: NOOOOOOOOOOO! *technical difficulties screen, to the sound of horrible pwnage in the background*
Mwuhahahaha! TIme for more commentary! With special co-host, Nero! He'll be continually turning up, because he loves to annoy Dante! Nero: I STILL HAVE YOUR PIZZA! ROFL! Sora: *trying to imitate Donald voice* Dante, show some respect! Dante: NEVAH! *begins to listen to loud rock music* Yen Sid: Kids these days, what with their card games and leather pants and dungarees and Gears of War and their video games and their tight clothing and their constant disrespect and their- Nero: *pimp-slaps Yen Sid* All: YAY! Dante: I may have misjudged you. Nero: Thanks. *leaves* Dante: That kid's actually okay. Rinn: You do know that he Devil Snatched your wallet. Dante: *runs to the window* CURSE YOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!! Evan: My fighting style is as boring as Sora's! *boringly slashes* Dante: No no, you're doing it wrong! You have to pull off tricks, like this! *begins explaining the intricacies of the combat system of Devil May Cry* Evan: *drooling with one eye twitching* So... much... pwning... *begins fighting again, but this time much better* Dante: SSS RANK! SMOKIN' SICK STYLE! *plays air guitar* Yen Sid: You kids with your loud rock music and leather clothes and *pimp slapped by Nero again* Ouch! Eden: I was completely ignored int his sketch! I DEMAND A SPINOFF! Possibly on the PSP, starring alongside Terra, Aqua and Ven. Because I'm a KH nut like that. Roxas: *poofs into existence* You do realize that the entire plot of Birth By Sleep is *censored* All: Ooooooohhhhh! Sora: It all makes sense now! Nomura: *poofs into existence wearing sunglasses and MiB flashes everyone.
I'd force you to watch every single episode in Dragon Ball Z, Naruto and Yu-Gi-Oh ever aired dubbed in English. Then we can see if you still have faith in the human race >: )
I blame you for American dubs of popular Japenese animes. (Oh no he didn't)
Ah yes, my dear friend Sweeney. Loved the movie, the constant changes of genre were incredible and the singing... There are only two musicals in the world that I enjoy. Moulin Rouge and Sweeney Todd. That's because they're both ****ING GREAT! I sing Sweeney's songs over and over, trying to capture the angry emo within :) "There's a hole in the world like a great black pit / And the people living in it are filled with **** / And the vermin of the world inhabit it / But not for long..." The Epipheny is one of my favourite songs. It's when Sweeney changes gear from "Zombie Emo' to 'Emo that Runs on Rage and Awsome'.
Wow. Just wow. That argument was so perfectly executed that even if I DIDN'T think that Sora was justified (I think he was) then I would have been convinced. That argument was perfect. ... except for one bit. Xemnas DID in fact plan to share Kingdom Hearts. In the cutscene where Saix shows up and asks if he can 'end this charade', Xemnas is staring at Kingdom Hearts. He says, while being completely alone on top of the castle; "Share your power with all Nobodies" to Kingdom Hearts. He clearly does. While I do think Sora was justified, Xemnas did in fact plan to share KH. However, Xemnas flat out didn't care about the suffering he was causing by releasing Heartless. Not the sort of regret that comes from emotions. The Org knew exactly what they were doing when they decided to randomly release Heartless. So instead of being nice, they were really just being selfish, despite plans to help all Nobodies. Because they were doing it at the expense of real people.
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA! You have all the best lines! "...but he didn't want to give them the cash... so they powned him." "Circe and Odysseus played DDR, but Odysseus failed at life, so he lost." "Circe, impressed by Odysseus' wits and DDR skilz, gave him $4." "Penelope didn't really mind that Odysseus wasn't there, because she was getting that really high Guitar Hero scores. Keep rocking Penelope." "...needless to say, crap happens in life, it's usually to Odysseus. So crap happened it did." "So Odysseus, in order to earn money, went off to do L'oreal commercials in his spare time." *Odysseus does lots of hair flipping in front of a fan* I also love the FF battle Odysseus has with the suitors. Lol at the FFXII victory music. "You win; 1200 gil some armour a kitten some toothpaste a LIFE" rotflmao. You were right, that was epic and made of win.
Hmm, so Dante may meet Nero along the way, eh? I know, perhaps the Org could turn Dante into a Heartless, so Nero takes his place? Basically the reverse of what happens in the game :D. If so, then here's Nero's profile. Name: Nero Gender: Male Good/bad: Good Weapon: His sword, Red Queen and his double-barreled revolver Blue Rose. Powers: He possesses the same regenerative powers as Dante, though perhaps to a lesser degree. His right arm is demonic from the elbow down. It allows him to throw a projection of it several meters to grab something far away, or allows him to grab an enemy and perform a powerful melee move depending on the enemy. Powerful enemies can deflect it, however. Nero possesses a katana called Yamato that resides within the Devil Bringer. When he becomes angry or upset, he releases the power of Yamato and Devil Triggers. This manifests both the physical weapon and its spirit. The spirit is that of a demon, that hovers behind him and empowers both his Devil Bringer throws and his normal attacks by mimicking his actions. Nero can also release the power of Yamato if he charges his energy into the devil bringer, either as a flurry of blows with Red Queen and yamato, or a powerful energy blade. Unrelated to Yamato, he can also imbue his Blue Rose shots with Devil Bringer power, and Red Queen possesses a fuel injection system that allows him to rev it. When revved, Red Queen sets on fire and empowers his sword moves. Personality: Similar to Dante, except much nicer, less insane and known to be angsty. Will go absolutely ape**** if his girlfriend Kyrie is threatened, most likely making him Devil Trigger. What they look like: Silver hair and blue eyes. He wears a blue coat and red shirt. His right arm is demonic from the elbow down, plated in red-brown armour with blue glowing skin and claws. Additional information: Gets pissed off at Dante quite easily, but they have a begrudging respect after what they've been through together. And remember, my offer to help with actions scenes still stands! And you can expect more skit-like comments on chapters :D Keep on rocking.
Evan: Must harness my latent psychic powers... *manages to see everyone's thoughts* Awsome! *thoughts* Rinn: Chocolate molded into humorous shapes! Sora: *a mechanical monkey with cymbals constantly clashing* Yen 'Exposition' Sid: I hope no one reads my name backwards! Eden: *singing* I can't stop these feelings... deep inside of me! Dante: ... Pizza... jubblies... Nero... Nero's girlfriend... Kyrie's jubblies... hey, what? *end thoughts* Evan: *crazy eyes* MUST SCRUB OUT THE IMAGES! *inserts a scrubbing brush into his ear and scrubs his brain* Yen Sid: *sees the camera on him and suddenly extinguishes something that had been in his mouth* I am so hungry, man. We need pizza. Dante: AT LAST! Pizza: *poofs into existence* All: *grab a slice* Dante: Finally, I've been dying for a *his piece is snatched away* HEY! Mysterious voice: HAHAHAHA! All: *look to the voice* Nero: *outside the window, handing from a tree branch by his non-demon hand* HAHAHAHA! I WIN AGAIN! *begins eating pizza* Dante: Curses, foiled again! *grabs Rinn's pistols, switches to Gunslinger style and shoots the branch that Nero's hanging from* Nero: *falling and getting gradually softer* I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiinnnnnnggggg......... Dante: *looks out the window and sees Nero Devil Snatch something and save himself* Curses! I SHALL DESTROY YOU, YOU USURPING UKE! *fires down* Nero: *starts knocking the bullets away by shooting with his revolver* MWUHAHAHAHA! *runs away* Yen Sid: Damn, when that kid isn't angsting he's even crazier than you, and in a bad way. Date: *pouting* Exactly. Sora: *pouts as well* Fangirls: SQUEEEEEE! Yen Sid: SWEET JESUS, GET OUT OF HERE! *sends them out a door, they suddenly reappear in a weird cave-like area* Yen Sid: Across the bridge! Swords are no use against the tide of phangirls! All: *run across the bridge* Rinn: *looks back* They're gaining on us! Dante: *looks back* Hey, some of those are my fangirls! Yen Sid: You pouted as well, you stupid man. Yen Sid: *stops at the bridge* YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS! *explodes* Fangirls: WE'LL BE WITH YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE, SORA! KAWAAAAIIIIIiiiiii..... *thud* All: *sweatdrop* Never act Kawaii again.
