No problemo.
The guy is Master Xehanort, and the armoured guy next to him is his apprentice. We don't know much else apart from that. The moon is Kingdom Hearts, so it is unlikely he created it, but it is assumed he is the antagonist of the game.
No, you didn't bug me. You seem pretty cool.
Rawr rawr, dinosaur. Meteorites or alien invasion?
...silence, infidel.
Horror. Rape or consenual?
Lets make this an uber thread with 41,032 people!
Most likely everyone would think I was a nerd and bully me for a few years, then when they realise they are all failing their exams and I have flying colours suddenly everyone wants to be my friend.
You are, of course.
I don't know much about the fighting style of each one, but I'd probably go with Tidus as FFX was my favourite. If that doesn't work out well I'll experiment with the others.
I will defeat you.
He is already my dead parent.
yesyesyesyes It seems I am now the protagonist.
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Must get a decent part!
Come on...