More and more sigs/avys are getting dangerously close to showing genitalia.
Some of you have been noticing how all of the walls in all of my pictures are either bright blue or grey. I told you guys that I was insane, and I had pride in my ability to come out about it that far, but the truth is that I am currently being held in the Bel Air Psychological Studies Clinic, not in Kentucky, but in Maryland. I have a mental disorder that essentially makes me an information sponge, my mind pretty much forces me to listen to and learn from everything around me. This would be pretty nice, except for the fact that being forced to learn from EVERYTHING can lead to huge floods of information a lot of the time, and this causes what is learned to be misinterpreted horribly a lot of the time. Apparently, they think that Hitler might have had this disease, which is why it's so important to keep me physically away from society. I'm actually pretty lucky compared to a lot of the people in here. I at least have some family in here, my aunt and uncle have the same disorder that I do, so I don't feel completely stranded. There's also the fact that I have severe ADHD, so as long as they keep me entertained I pose no threat to the people around me. To this end the people that run this place will allow my parents to buy me all sorts of stuff, most importantly this computer and a drum set. But lately the people who work here have been caging me up more and more, I'm pretty sure I haven't actually left this room in the past week or so. And I'm seriously afraid that something may happen to me soon. So, if you guys would be so kind as to read this, I'd like people to know more about this. See, I've never actually lived in Kentucky. As far as I can remember, I was born and lived the first part of my life as a pretty average kid in western Philadelphia. Every day after school, I would go out to the playground and socialize with my peers, you know, just chill out with the occasional game of basketball. But there was one day when things didn't go so well. There was one group of kids who I thought didn't mean any good for the community, which apparently I was wrong about. Long story short, I got into a fight with these kids. I saw it as no big deal, but my mom was horrified because she thought I might have this disorder. So she quickly sent me down to stay with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air. I whistled for a cab, and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Now forget it, yo, home to Bel Air." I pulled up to a house around seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo holmes, smell you later." I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
I'm going to an amusement park. =D Celebrate my birthday without me, I'll catch myself up when I get back.
0:00-0:27 - Badass intro to the music video 0:27-0:44 - Music comes in, video turns very gay very fast 0:44-1:42 - Group dancing begins, gayness decreases slightly but remains constant 1:42 - Notes hit about eight octaves above a piano's range, new music form is invented to entertain bats 1:55-2:12 - Some kind of weird Korean rap about 9/11, video still very gay yet losing gayness 2:21 - Gayness levels drop drastically, dancing is still gay though 2:37 - Lyrics degenerate into OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2:54 - Seems like it would be a lot more awesome if I knew what the hell they were singing about 3:11 - All gayness suddenly and without warning disappears 3:18 - Nevermind, it came back 3:36 - I swear to god if the dancing weren't here this wouldn't be gay in the least but that dude in the front is pretty much getting fondled as he dances 3:43 - Gay dancing disappears 3:49 - Gay dancing reappears with pelvic thrust circle 3:54 - Video is badass again 4:06 - Dancing reappears but is slightly less gay 4:12 - His hair looks computer generated 4:14 - Dancing becomes gay again 4:18 - Gay levels top the charts 4:25 - The Return of Batmusic 4:33 - Gayness levels suddenly drop again, however gay is not completely gone 4:52 - This would be infinitely more badass if I could actually hear the guitar solo over the ****ing background track Final diagnosis after my sandwich
A really ****** one, but one nontheless.
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WOO
Get it? HANDS?!
IT IS 4.5 FEET TALL AND HAS A SQUARE BASE WITH SIDES OF ABOUT FIVE INCHES IT IS GOING TO CONTRIBUTE TO MY MUSICAL SEMI-CAREERa
Yeah. :v
Incredible sig. I love it. 11/10
You are an administrator, not a moderator. You are supposed to administrate things, not moderate them. Wtf, leave moderating to moderators, you should be too busy administrating to moderate.
Oh boy, I just realized the gigantic yet awesome and possibly continuous Theism vs. Atheism debate that is eventually going to spawn from this. Indeed, this was a good idea.
And I theorize that energy is not a property of matter, but matter is a manifestation of energy.
What's going on?! How's life?
YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING LINK OF DARKNESSa
PEDO PARTY AT HARRIET'S PROFILE http://www.kh-vids.net/member.php?u=26432 OH YESa
DO SOMETHING THAT I WILL FIND ENTERTAININGa
http://www.playlist.com/searchbeta/tracks#Venom Black Metal Fourth one down. Trying to find it for lulz but it's misnamed. Can anyone help?
You know who you are.
