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  1. AkuseruVIII
    Maybe not for said reasons but it is a solid idea. Okay people wouldn't suddenly get along or understand each other but duh people are disagreeable. It would make sense 'cause come on we all know who's out there and their language why not invent a new one for everyone to share like uniforms the aliens always wear.
    Work on this I'd like to see what you come up with.
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 16, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. AkuseruVIII
    I don't mind we had a conversation about it in English class or as I like to call it my philosophical experience of the day. I said something else then but someone persuaded me to this way of thinking.
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 16, 2007 in forum: Discussion
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    Mine'd be Mixt
    I know I'm just that cool.
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 16, 2007 in forum: General & Upcoming Kingdom Hearts
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    He gave a stupid answer thats how. I hate him in short.
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 16, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 ReMIX
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    I'm not ruthless *tears up*
    From what I could tell you thought I was talking about Xigs. I wasn't saying Xigs was at fault I was saying during their conversation in that one scene about the room of sleep Zexion was being an an idiot.
    I hope this clears things up and if it doesn't too bad for me.
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 16, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 ReMIX
  6. AkuseruVIII
    I don't buy into fate I say if anything it is a fact that can be calculated and quantified. All the actions of people build up and touch everything else in the universe. Minutely, maybe. However I don't believe it is driven by anything but everything if you get my train of thought. As such if one did hypothetically have the means and time to calculate every factor the future would be clear, up to a point. But seeing as this is freakishly impossible and improbable we can only call it fate.
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 16, 2007 in forum: Discussion
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    I was pleased when he died. I am no fan of the bugger. He is as evil as Marluxia but weaker so he deserved to die for being an idiot.
    Oh yeah, I kinda don't like his response to Xigbar. It was lame how could he not care?
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 16, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 ReMIX
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    Sounds easy I'll do it it may take more than 27 hours though
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 16, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  9. AkuseruVIII
    Favorite- Maybe Axel he is cool. Only too many people misconstrue his friendship w/ Roxas as gayness
    Least- I know! Jack the ****** Skellington Halloween town is stupid beyond all reason and he gives you fruity and stupid keyblades
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 16, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
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    I'd make a sort of humanoid with an exoskeleton and spikes pointing out everywhere.
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 16, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  11. AkuseruVIII
    Cardo?
    Okay just fooling I'd say if not twin swords ( my fave weapon to practice with)then six spears work. I know they say lances but that is a horrible thing to say! Do those things look like the were made to joust? They were made to slash and dice and so they are cool.

    Where does everyone get the idea Zexion can do spells at all? His specialty is illusion but that's all trickery like a magician not a sorcerer. So yeah I don't get it.
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 16, 2007 in forum: General & Upcoming Kingdom Hearts
  12. AkuseruVIII
    Thanks you very much.
    I don't have a good feeling about this whole thing though...
    It's about Kuxir(funny I just noticed that anagramed to Riku) isn't it?
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 16, 2007 in forum: Archives
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    Dude! ya beat me. I wasn't surprised, a smile crept across my face through the final few lines.
    I actually figured from the beginning but it was still cool.
    To bad I wanted to bring Xed into the PIck of Destiny but I guess I still can. Credit to you, duh.
    You are a cool individual and 14th Key was one of my all time faves. Keep this one up I was beginning to wonder about what that other story you were talking about was.
    Crap I'm rambling again. Good work next please you know the drill.
    *jumps up and down on the couch like Tom Cruise for joy*
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 15, 2007 in forum: Archives
  14. AkuseruVIII
    I'll give this a try with none other than the psychotic killer himself.

    Name:X(Allen is his other)

    Gender:Male

    Age:15-17

    Full History:He's a nobody who lost his memory and met up with the recently deceased Org. XIII members and joined their ranks to gain his memories despite his lack of concern for a heart. He was lost in the Deep Dive and traveled the Great Plane for an unknown amount of time. He met up with his others partners and associates he kills them one after another gaining memories and clues to his final terminus as he goes. He has killed Allen's (his other's mentor Seagle and is now about to confront the Organization that began his existence.

    Personality:Apathetic, No morals, No emotions, no caring, just unknown feelings of power and presence that guide him on his path

    Weapon:Heart Edge- Changes shape based on the soul's state

    Abilities:Extreme fighter and abilities of the Heart Edge

    Other:He wears an unzipped organization coat at this point it's torn to shreds and stained in blood. He has mid length black hair with two defiant spikes in the back. He follows instinct like a heartless and only uses his head in battle. He sees himself as a weapon that can only be used and not lain to rest. He killed all those who were important to his other even after he had memories of them because he felt he had to. He is an enigma and a killer.

    He also stars in my very own
    Kingdom Hearts the Dark Realm: My Story
    Fanfic for a more detailed account go to The List of My Stuff on my sig
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 15, 2007 in forum: The Playground
  15. AkuseruVIII
    When I die I'll have a comedian do the eulogy to make sure that people say the bad things they actually wanted to say about me if they even cared.
    Actually I'll change that screw the funeral I'm going to have myself cremated and my ashes unceremoniously scattered about the ground however it is seen fit by some random person I never knew. just so even after death I can cause annoyance and inconvenience for others.
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 15, 2007 in forum: Discussion
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    I kinda was saying that (not explicitly) only they are set up lower #'s on one side higher on the other am I correct?
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 15, 2007 in forum: General & Upcoming Kingdom Hearts
  17. AkuseruVIII
    Part 7 Mwahahahahaaha it's longer than usual cause of Xemmy's apearance so. Njoy
    P.S. thanks Axels#1Fangirl for the artistic contribution to this piece. Out.
    For the story thus far-
    Part1-http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=11455
    Part2-http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=11459
    Part3-http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=11527
    Part4-http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?p=248355#post248355
    Part5-http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=12111
    Part6-http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=12629


    Organization XIII and the Pick of Destiny Part 7



    “Alright then.” Demyx said sternly(weird eh?) He pulled a CD case out of his pocket and leafed through the discs until he came to the one. He grinned broadly and shoved it into the DVD player. He turned on the TV shut the door and locked it then joined the others on the couch. A few seconds later lo and behold there he was Xemnas obviously profusely drunk and thoroughly high, as he was jumping around his room in a pair of Larxene’s panties with a pair of Fruit of the Loom underwear on his head. If this wasn’t enough to kill all the members watching the video what happened next was. He began singing into Demyx’s whalebone brush.
    It went as follows--

    When I’m out walkin’ I strut my stuff- He began to strut it was not pretty
    Man I’m so strung out- he lies sprawled out on the bed
    I’m high as a kite and I just might stop to check you out- He checks out a picture of Saix on his wall
    Let me go on like a blister in the sun- he air guitars with the brush
    Let me go on big hands I know you’re the one- he sings into the brush
    Body and heat I stain my sheets- He flops on his bed and starts acting crazy
    I don’t even know why- He gets up and jumps up and down like Tom Cruise
    My girlfriend she’s at the end and she’s starting to cry- makes hand motions around head
    Let me go on like a blister in the sun- goes all Tom Cruise again
    Let me go on big hands I know you’re the one- continues
    When I’m out walkin’ I strut my stuff- Strutted once more
    Man I’m so strung out- spread out his arms and then snapped his head to one side
    I’m high as a kite and I just might stop to check you out- goes all Tom Cruise yet again before he checks out Xigbar’s picture (also on the wall)
    When I’m out walkin’ I strut my stuff- causes severe mental trauma
    Man I’m so strung out- sings into brush violently
    I’m high as a kite and I just might stop to check you out- checks out Marluxia
    Body and heat I stain my sheets- *Censored*
    I don’t even know why- gives confused look
    My girlfriend she’s at the end and she’s starting to cry- gives crying hand gestures
    When I’m out walkin’ I strut my stuff- struts
    Man I’m so strung out- starts breakdancing
    I’m high as a kite and I just might stop to check you out- stops breakdancing and checks out Ansem the Wise’s picture(on the same wall)
    Let me go on like a blister in the sun- Air guitars some more
    Let me go on big hands I know you’re the one- blows a kiss to the pictures clumped together on the wall

    “Damn.” Xigbar said shocked beyond all writable description.
    “’The hell is wrong with him?” Roxas asked not expecting a straight answer.
    “I wish I hadn’t seen that.” Luxord said on the verge of both crying and hurling.
    “That right there is so messed up.” Axel said still trying to wrap his head (it is harder than you’d think) around the concept of the whole thing.
    “So, what did you guys think?” Demyx asked cheerily. The next moment the others burst out laughing so loud you’d think you were at the zoo in the hyena enclosure.
    “Oh can you believe it!?”
    “And that one part!”
    “Yeah when he was all!”
    “Hell yeah!”
    “Man he makes the Femmes sound good!”
    “I know!”
    “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” This continued for a good while so let’s cut to a laughing montage. *Montage takes about 30 seconds*
    “Oh that was just too much.” Axel choked out through his sobs of maniacal laughter.
    “Yeah it was insane!” Xigbar chuckled furiously as he yelled this.
    “I can’t believe you got THAT on tape.” Luxord laughed pounding on the table.
    “Yeah, right?” Roxas cheered.
    “Well, I could tell you guys.” Demyx said with a confident smirk. Silence the others had stopped and looked intently at Demyx.
    “Alrighty then. It all stared when Luxord over here bought me a digital camera for my birthday.” Demyx pointed out Luxord and there were some mutterings that soon silenced as Demyx resumed. “Well I decided to set it up to spy on Xemnas, ‘cause everyone was asking what he always does up in his room. So when everyone went to the New Years party I decided to stay back and set things in motion.” Demyx smiled slyly. “So I caught up with everyone and no one suspected a thing. When I got a chance a few days later I found this recorded on my spy cam.” Demyx beamed with pride. “The day was January 1st so he really must have been hammered and someone must have slipped him some acid ‘cause he obviously was out of it. So later when he tried to punish me for throwing food I showed him I had it and he backed down.”
    “That is freakishly brilliant.” Luxord cheered.
    “Yeah, that is just a tad awesome little dude.” Xigbar nodded in approval.
    “Sweet man.” Axel said getting Demyx in a playful headlock.
    “That’s seriously the best thing ever.” Roxas grinned barely holding back his enthusiasm.
    “I am cool aren’t I.“ Demyx said from in the headlock grinning and rubbing his chin.
    “Oh well that was cool and we should get back to work soon. The battle is not yet won.” Luxord said composing himself after that fit of laughter.
    “Well at this point I’d say our only real competition is Larxene’s band.” Demyx said pulling his head up.
    “Huh why?” the other asked.
    “Well I’ve been searching stuff on past band winners and as far as I know the only winner for the past 5 years has been ‘The Hundred Block Hood’.”
    “Who’re they?” Roxas inquired raising an eyebrow(why can everyone do that?)
    “It’s a band of very little brains if you know what I mean.” Demyx chuckled.
    “You don’t mean…” Axel began.
    “Yes I do, it’s frickin’ Winnie the Poohs band. They only play one song and if you thought Xemnas was a bad singer then, heh, well it’s easily imagined.”
    “Oh well I guess that means we can take the rest of the day off huh?” Axel said slyly.
    “Yeppers my peoples.” Demyx said simply.

    Two weeks later The Best Band Never had finished Utada and C. Demyx was handing out the tabs for everyone to learn. They all had some time to look over everything and were ready to begin. Just as the were about to start ‘Don’t Leave Me’ Roxas bust into uncontrollable sobs. He was really bawling and no one had a clue why.
    “Um Roxas man are you alright.” Axel asked quietly as the others cringed at the spectacle.
    “*sniff sniff* Nobe I wad jus thingking aboud Xed and…” He was lost in tears.
    “Well, remember Xed?” Axel asked the others off to the side.
    “Yeah.” they answered unsurely.
    “Well Roxas is still a bit torn up about that. I don’t think we should do this it’s too much for him now.” Axel explained.
    “Okay we’ll go one to other stuff for now.” Demyx agreed looking at the distraught Roxas curled up on the floor rocking back and forth.
    “You okay man?” Demyx asked cautiously. Roxas slowly turned his head sniffling and sobbing all the while. He nodded shakily and then hung his head and began rocking again.
    “He’s totally screwed up.” Xigbar said bluntly to the others.
    “Yeah.” Axel said rubbing his forehead.
    “All he needs is to get happy!” Demyx and Luxord chimed getting out their instruments. With that the sang.
    “Do you like waffles?” Demyx sang happily.
    “Yes we like waffles!” Luxord followed boisterously lifting Roxas’ huddled form off the ground.
    “Do you like pancakes?” Demyx cried out enthusiastically.
    “Yes we like pancakes!” Luxord beamed swinging Roxas around in circles.
    “AAH!” Roxas screamed like a girl.
    “Do you like French toast?” Demyx continued ignoring Roxas cries for help.
    “Yes we like French toast!” Luxord threw Roxas at axel and Xigbar who were watching from the corner until they were bowled over by the wailing projectile.
    “Blah blah blah blah blah can’t wait to get a mouth full.” The two sang together as they started dancing around their three unconscious friends. They stopped a few seconds later and looked at the others who were by this time only just coming to.
    “Demyx you total idiot!” Roxas howled holding Demyx up by the scruff of his coat(which was hard due to the height difference.)
    “Not cool little dude.” Xigbar moaned rubbing his bruised head.
    “Don’t ever do that again, got it memorized?” Axel fumed rubbing his own wounded head.
    “Hey guys does Roxas seem sad to you?” Luxord asked point blank.
    “Uh yeah?” The other two answered confusedly.
    “Then it worked.” Luxord said calmly. They looked over at Roxas savaging the now deathly afraid Demyx and sighed, contented. He was right Roxas was his old self again and they had Demyx’s idiocy to thank for it. They broke up the fight and finally began the long put off rehearsal.


    So what did you think? Stupid eh?
    Thread by: AkuseruVIII, May 15, 2007, 2 replies, in forum: Archives
  18. AkuseruVIII
    I don't do that I am the one saying the random stuff. I swear none of my friends do that I'm the only one. Like in gym I try to run on walls and climb fences and stuff while spouting total drivel.
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 15, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Lol!

    Cool my english teacher would do that but he's like 23
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 15, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. AkuseruVIII
    It is in order by number isn't it? I mean 1 is next to 2 and 3 and 2 is by 4 and 3 is by 5 right?
    Post by: AkuseruVIII, May 15, 2007 in forum: General & Upcoming Kingdom Hearts