Her first attack could have an effect (I don't want to check that now), since it was on untransformed Ditto. EDIT: Checked now. It does normal damage.
Anime rules? Yay, dodge everything!
"I'm afraid that wasn't a best choose to rent him this pokemon. Maybe you should consider this one."
"Hmm... Interesting choice... And it might work just as good as playing that card game. He really should try that."
"Did you tried playing a children card game? It usually works for some reason I can't quite understand."
(OOC: Still I don't understand to who he was talking to with that escape part.) IC: "You know, this place is reflection of his realm, before it's collapse. It's just natural for him to fell relaxed."
(OOC: I'm not quite sure to who or what is he talking in that escape part.)
Not gonna look at this one. And, no he didn't. He was taken away, because of the damage (since he usually play with 4000LP he just can't handle paying 5000LP).
OOC: He can always try to despair some little children. If they exist.
OOC:He kinda need those books, with don't exist in this world. After all it's just an illusion, a fading reflection of place once known as Void realm.
"Oh... You seem to be really interested in collecting that Bad Energy of yours. Well it's not of my business. I hope you will enjoy your stay in this world of illusions. Have a nice day."
"I think I already said what is my puppet. You are not one... now. And I think that you won't be needed to become one. You really need to relax a little, my dear friend. *giggles*"
"I'm very aware of my limitations. And that is why you fit this place perfectly. As I said I hope you will bring me entertainment. Hopefully show will start soon."
"Ahh... It seems that you think I enjoy taking this unpleasant form. Let me assure you that it's one of my least liked forms yet. It have such great limitation on my power. Well if you excuse me I would like to get rid of this poor physical appearance of my person." *goes back to his body-less form* "Ahh... Much better indeed."
"That is a really good question. I don't really know myself. However I can show you my current appearance." *appears looking exactly as Joker* (OOC:Yeah. Nobody care about Candy right now.)
"Hmm. Another of your amazing theories? It's fun to watch you, as you think you can win against enemy, when you can't see. I hope you will bring me even more entertainment."
OOC: They kinda went back to your deck.
"Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever. It can have as many bad endings as you want. After all it's just a illusion." *notice Yuya state* "It appears that he is damaged already. Looks like fun won't continue for him right now. I hope it can be still repaired." *takes Yuya away*
(OOC: How I'm gonna explain that trap. Well you just obviously Special Summoned monsters from your hand. But if that is not enough, then: "Pendulum Summon". Because that can explain anything. (Except everything)) "Hmm... You don't think I will give away my puppet so easily? Where are your manners little Joker? You need to ask nicely first." *turns Akanbe Yuya back into Clown Yuya, not making a much of difference*
(OOC: Even amount of absurd in Yu-Gi-Oh! may have it's limit. And hand traps that summon themselves during your opponent turn on that scale are definitely beyond that.) "What?!! It's legal! Well in that case!" [DOUBLEPOST=1407782672][/DOUBLEPOST] (OOC: "Cuteness" overflow! Haha! He doesn't stand a chance.)