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Hello. This is Dual Wielder again. Now a few things in Halo have bothered me in Halo, the biggest reason. N00BS! I got so sick of them and I decided to make a few pointers so you can avoid them in any Halo server. Today I will be telling on how to tell if you are or someone you know is a n00b in Halo. Now, first I'd like clear up the difference between a newb and a n00b. A newb is someone who is new to the game, someone who has just gotten the game, just started playing it, and not very sure how to do everything. Thus the newbish behavior, but they are at least willing to learn how to play the game and get better. A n00b is someone who has been playing the game for a very long time, but they still use: Rocket launchers, flame throwers, infinite grenades, tanks, banshees, warthogs, and they use all those things constantly, and they think they are "THE SH!T". And that is why they annoy people so.

Now I will list off the reasons to tell if you or someone you know is a n00b.

-If the only weapon you use is a rocket launcher, you're a n00b.
-If you do nothing but tanks, banshees, ghosts, and warthogs to kill people constanly, that n00bish.
-If you ever type the word "pwned" for any other reason than to make fun of people who say pwned, YOU'RE A N00B.
-If you block the portals with vehicles, you're an annoying, stupid n00b.
-If you are killed fair and square, and you say something other than "Nice shot" or anything like that, ex: "Bungie is ghey", then...you're a n00b.
-If you enter a server and do NOTHING but nothing and stand there. I don't care if you have lag, I don't care what the problem is. It's annoying because you're taking up the spot of somebody who could be playing. Well, anyways you're a n00b if you do this, because it's incredibly annoying.
-If you enter a random server and see a person with a clan insignia before their name, and you declare a clan war for no reason, you're a n00b.
-If you spawn kill, you are a total n00b. That simple.
-If you camp with any other weapon other than the pistol or sniper rifle, you are a n00b.
-If you complain about people who kill you with a sniper rifle, lol, you're a n00b.
-This one is obvious, IF YOU CHEAT, you're a n00b.
-If you make a server named of any relevance of the following: SEX PLZ, Underage girlz ONLY1!!, Prepare to get pwned!, you're a f**king n00b.
-If you have any of these names or anything related to these names: New11011, Gaypoo, MasterCheif, rapemaster, XD You're a n00b, and an annoying one at that.
-If you think you are teh master for killing thirty people with a warthog, you're a ******ed n00b...wait, aren't they all ******ed? Ah well.
-If you ban someone who is better than you, You are a n 0 0 b.
-I'll probably get some complaints for this one, but if you teabag, you a f**king n00b.
-If you kill one of your team members to get the weapon they have, you the most annoying n00b.
-If you complain about not having infinite grenades, you're a n00b.
-If you use mods for any other reason than your own entertainment, you're a n00b. You should work with what you have.
-If you're part of a clan that consists of rocket launchers, over shields, fuel rod guns, and flame throwers, you're a n00b and I hate you.

Now I think I've said enough about n00bs, now I'll say a few things about newbs.

-If you need infinite nades to stick somebody, you're a newb.
-If you can't three-shot kill somebody with a pistol while they're standing still, you're a newb.
-On Blood Gulch, if you can't fly up to the ledge in one try, unfortunately, you're a newb.
-If you get in a warthog, drive up to somebody and say get in, you're a newb.
-If the only map you ever go on is Blood Gulch, yeah, you're a newb.
-If the only way you can kill a hunter is with a rocket launcher, you're a newb.
-If you think there's such a thing as a voice-activated glitch...newb.

Now it's all fun to make fun to make fun of the newbs and the n00bs, I mean they're just people, except the n00bs. But you can make fun of the newbs, but make sure not to over do it. With the n00bs, you can go all out. Just tell them how much you hate them at that moment at time. Now I hope I made you very confused with my newb n00b theory. Thank you for reading. This is Dual Wielder, and I'm out. :P

PS: Glad to be back everybody.

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