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    Post by: What?, Jun 13, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Your Batter is dying? Someone get Zacharie.
    Post by: What?, Jun 13, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Sora grows another pair of arms due to the effects of dream radiation.

    If he can cut through gosh-darned flipped-up skyscrapers in a black nebulous void of nothingness then the series can reach the point of extremity for wielding four keyblades somehow. Perhaps even six. Through the power of magic and levitation. *wiggles fingers* We can just have Sora wielding two keyblades and have a giant pair of wings made out of sixty of them that attack in a cloud or swarm of keyblades. That would certainly be something!

    Although I would be curious to see how he would be able to do anything if he uses his feet for the keyblades, unless he shoots the Wisdom Form-style bolts of energy. Helicopter Sora form, perhaps.
    Post by: What?, Jun 13, 2013 in forum: General & Upcoming Kingdom Hearts
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    Out of anything, it is more a plot necessity. The overarching Kingdom Hearts plot revolves quite a bit around memories and the like, and as a result we have three hundred different Soras wandering around looking like his fourteen year-old self. And as others have stated previously, many of the games have been side-games and not core entries in the series. Sora would be 14 in Kingdom Hearts I, 15 in Kingdom Hearts II, et cetera et cetera. One could argue that there is some sort of image or mechanical reason behind Square doing this that would benefit them but it seems as if it would make little difference. And indeed, it was slated he would be more mature (as mature as Sora can get) in the third installation so the age advancements seem to tie into the core games, which certainly makes sense!
    Post by: What?, Jun 13, 2013 in forum: General & Upcoming Kingdom Hearts
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    Post by: What?, Jun 12, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Ah yes, you shall fit in wonderfully with 2013 KH-Vids, then! Welcome, welcome back.
    Post by: What?, Jun 12, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I tried stuffing my can of spam in the vent and now my ventilation shaft is all clogged with meat!

    This simply goes to show. Never trust Spam Zone advice.
    Post by: What?, Jun 12, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Is that true? Ack, my apologies, but we all know that the Spam Zone is no plaice for such gaming discussion. People are going to make such non-serious comments just for the halibut.
    Post by: What?, Jun 12, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I agree. I have no idea why the Europeans fished them to near endangerment in the past few centuries. I personally prefer haddock or salmon.
    Post by: What?, Jun 12, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Now be off, my pretties, and make the forum an even better place than it is today!
    Post by: What?, Jun 12, 2013 in forum: Introductions & Departures
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    The Red-Named Fellows are the Sectional Moderators. I am What?, and I am the Sectional Moderator for the Introduction Section (among other places); your guide for the day! Sectional Moderators control specific sections, but not all of them. Although I am the only Sectional Moderator with power over Intros, send a message to any of them regarding Intro things and I can get to it.

    Alternatively ...

    The Purple-Named Fellows are the Super Moderators, and they control all boards in the forum. So regardless of whatever problems you have on any part of the forum, you can send a message over to them and they can take care of it. This includes shenanigans in the Introduction Section!

    The Blue-Named Fellows are the Administrators, our almighty and saviours and other such glorified titles. They also control every aspect of the forum, but also have various other god-like powers. We only have four, so try not to overwhelm them, as they spend much of their dear time helping keep our forum in tip-top shape.

    Along with them, we have the Green-Named Fellows, the Reporters and Media Content Recorders, who are our link to the Kingdom Hearts world. They provide news and media content that help keep our website alive!
    Post by: What?, Jun 12, 2013 in forum: Introductions & Departures
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    Posting is the lifeblood of the forum. We are a center of discussion, after all! Because of this, the lovely introduction section has some fairly general (and simple) rules for posting etiquette!

    THIS GOES FOR ALL MEMBERS

    A Beautifully Wonderful Post Contains ||


    Meaningful, Sincere Welcomes: It is text, yes, but even through text one can tell the difference between copy/pasting and genuinely welcoming a newbie, so make them feel welcome!

    A Positive Attitude: No forum is perfect. No life is perfect. So certainly, negative attitudes can leak into posting. But despite this, we should all try our best to make sure the new members feel happy for joining the forum! They deserve it.

    A Peppering of Humour and Personality, Here and There: Monotonous posts do not seem exciting enough for the new member, and that is a travesty when every single member here has an interesting personality and holds interesting conversations. So add some personality to your post!

    Something to Connect with the New Member: What does this mean? It simply means that good posts contain something that acknowledges the new member's likes, hobbies, et cetera. For example, replying to a new member who likes Xigbar with something you like about Xigbar, or dislike about Xigbar, or like about another Organization member as well. Be creative! This prevents generic posts.

    Legibility: I am not asking for perfect English professor emeritus grammar! But please, make your posts legible and readable! This is also a sub-note, but a good grasp of grammar and syntax helps very much for people holding your posts in higher quality, so keep that in mind.




    The General Minimum ||



    At the bare minimum, your posts can contain a welcome and a general message of greeting, but posts like these are indeed just the bare minimum. *sobs gently*



    Posts Will Be Deleted If ||



    They Break the Forum Rules: Of course, of course.

    Copy/Paste Bonanza: They contain copy/pasted messages from other threads.

    Less than Four Words: Your posts should be, at a minimum, four words. Even a haiku is sufficient; you do not require a paragraph for each Introduction post, but posts less than four words rarely contain truly meaningful content!




    Finally, please do not post solely to get your post count up! Pride over post count should not overtake greeting a wonderful new member! Posts that are clear in existing solely to raise post count, such as copy/pasted ones, will be deleted and the member shall have a heartfelt discussion with some of the staff.

    EXAMPLES OF DELETED POSTS

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    EXAMPLES OF A FINE POST

    EXAMPLES OF QUALITY POSTING

    Post by: What?, Jun 12, 2013 in forum: Introductions & Departures
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    A hearty greeting to you, new member! And thank you, thank you for visiting and coming to join our lovely forum! Bathroom is to the left. Try not to drink too much, we have kids here. Munny inflation has gone up too, so be careful.

    Eh? What did you say? You want to post a thread? Well then ...




    Go ahead, do so! Click on the new thread button there, add a title and some content, and there you go!

    But, I would enjoy seeing some creative introduction posts! We are all unique individuals, with different outlooks and experiences. What does that mean? Please attempt to include some of these things in your post!

    > Some of your interests
    > A few things about yourself
    > Likes and dislikes
    > Hobbies and activities
    > Something interesting and unique about yourself
    > Why you joined the forum
    > Your relationship/opinions on Kingdom Hearts
    > and much, much more!

    Quality threads show the difference between having little to talk about and having more to talk about. More detail means more things to talk about and more friend-sheeps to make! *wiggles hands*

    PLEASE DO NOT POST LINKS (EVEN TO YOUTUBE)! *puts down megaphone* This is because the anti-bot filter may catch your thread in its net.

    Finished making your thread? Everything in tip-top shape and doo-dandy skibbadydoo? Enough information to get people to know about you a bit? Something to catch their attention? Then bang, you may press the Post Thread button and awaaaaay we go!

    ... What is this? Your thread is not showing up? Or you have duplicate threads? Contact What?, a Purple Named-Fellow (Super Moderator), or a Blue-Named Fellow (Administrator) to correct this terrible terrible terrible predicament!

    Please note! After 20 replies, or one week, your thread will be locked. By then, you should (quite hopefully) have gotten into many instances of communication with our lovely members so the continuation of the introduction thread would be unnecessary! (You may also lock an introduction thread prematurely by contacting the aforementioned staff members).

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    It is a true pleasure for you to return to our hallowed halls! Perhaps the surge of nostalgia tugged at your heartstrings? A new Kingdom Hearts release brought you back? You wished to interrogate the friend who spammed your visitor messages for some reason? Regardless of your reason, welcome, welcome!




    Please only post an introduction thread if you have been away from the forum from four months to a year! Otherwise, an introduction thread is unnecessary here.

    If you wish to, please post a returning thread in the Spam Zone if you will only be gone for a few (around one or two) weeks!

    If you posted a Departure thread, please ask the aforementioned staff members to lock it (if it is not already locked)!


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    *tips hat*

    It is truly sad to see you leave our lovely halls, but alas, your reasons are understandable. We, KH-Vids, wish you all the best for everything, and hope that you may one day return to us with stories of your beautiful globetrotting adventures and experiences.




    It would be good posting reasons for your departure, so people do not worry their heads over you. If it is too personal a reason and the like, you do not have to, however.

    Please only post a departure thread if you will be gone for longer than a week!

    Gone for less than a week or a weekend? You may make the thread in the Spam Zone (if you wish)!

    No suicide threads, please. Suicide is a very dear issue; it would be best to visit the Help With Life section to help tackle the problem and the solutions it has. Among other things, our members here are kind and know well that suicide is never the answer. All of us, as a family, would want to help you.
    Post by: What?, Jun 12, 2013 in forum: Introductions & Departures
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    Your feet slowly touch down on the soft ground as you land with a puff of wind ...





    ... the lights of activity glow around you, and before you realize it ...



    ... you are now a member of KH-Vids!
    Thread by: What?, Jun 12, 2013, 5 replies, in forum: Introductions & Departures
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    [ the sound and the fury ]

    The car drove by lazily. Fatime kept slipping in and out of sleep for much of the ride, with only her latest book keeping her up. Jaynus Sachsimew's beautiful Norwegian anti-war epic, The Firebird, Vingt-Quatre, and boy had it been an intense read. <3 Her heart fluttered, and her tears had run wildly as she scrolled through page after page after page, and with it being mid-morning, another sleepless night was slowly catching up with her, even if she had enough to do this morning.

    Sophie's home. That girl, she was neutral towards her. What an obsessive socialite, alas, alas. But where she crafted in the open, Fatime would craft in the darkness. Of course. Fatime gazed at her reflection as the cold winter snow drifted around the roads. She didn't want to attend the party. It wasn't her thing, no, when she had other things to do. Fatime held her tablet closer to her grey cardigan, her glasses mildly fogged from the cold. Next to her, a small messenger bag rattled with tempered glass vials containing the strange, psychoactive pink substance.

    Five hundred milligrams of Cupid's Brew, the dangerous psychoactive drug. To be used in pure experimentation.
    He would comply, he would have to ... It was in the best interests of everyone. Fatime bit her lip. If they all knew what the drug actually did, then they wouldn't have to use it. Or could, anyway ...

    "Sleeping already?"

    Ayanna's soft voice struck Fatime's ears like ice. Her ever-so-familiar English accent, with just a tinge of Somali, was the one voice that Fatime would never forget. <3
    She bit her lip, and looked through her tablet for an appropriate book. Settling on The Firebird, Vingt-Quatre, which was the most recently opened one, she paused for a moment as she found a proper quote.

    << "Sleep is for the week," said Ricotte, adjusting her tie sheepishly. >>

    Fatime's voice seemed to take on the expressions, desperation, and emotions of whatever she was quoting at the time.

    "Sleep isn't for the weak, young lady. If I had no sleep, I would've crashed the car by now."

    << "--the week," said Ricotte. >>

    Ayanna laughed her familiar rich, earthy laugh. "Just because it's the weekend doesn't mean you shouldn't be getting any sleep, young one." She turned her eyes back to the road. "We're almost about there, and these roads are as bad as ever. Typical of the Bennett household ..." She mused off on her own.

    Right. It was probably a good time to call Lucas. Ayanna still had the phone in the front from when Fatime fell asleep playing games again. It wasn't even her fault, goodness. Fatime closed her eyes and cleared her throat. Ayanna perked up, knowingly glancing an eye over to the overhead mirror.

    Fatime took a moment to open the file for Zach Beema Bitte's A Midnight Snack on the Moon.

    << When he looked at his watch, Joe realized that he desperately needed the phone. As if his life depended on it; as if his heart was pounding for it; as if his longing lust for the phone overtook the hundreds of stars above his head right now. >>

    Ayanna chuckled and picked up the phone by the dashboard, one hand still on the wheel. With a combination of exquisite grace and wisened athleticism, she tossed it backwards, gently but firmly. Fatime caught it with a quick swipe of her hand, and placed her tablet on the side as she dialed Lucas' personal number.

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    RING ... RING ...

    Lucas was on the line.

    Fatime picked up her tablet.

    She turned back to The Firebird, Vingt-Quatre.

    << "I am still coming," Ricotte began. >>

    She flipped a few pages forward.

    << "I have a proposition for you, my little sweet pea." >>

    There was chatter on the other side of the line. Fatime was patient.When Lucas finished, she opened up the file for De Lazary's Hands on the Grave.

    << Marigold cracked smile reflected her back in the mirror, as her doppelganger spoke to her. "I want you, I want you, Marigold. Spike the food. Spike it. Spike it so we both know what it does, and so it'll teach them not to go off and--" >>

    She closed the file and opened up Zal Dinn's I Have a Girl on My Bed And I Don't Know What to Do.

    << "The drug? That thing? The love potion? We-- we don't even know what it does!" Miss Tea's hands were shaky as she cluched Arr Vee-arr by his collar. But Arr Vee-arr looked back at her with cold eyes. >>

    Finally, she returned back to The Firebird, Vingt-Quatre.

    << Ricotte stood by the ruins of the machine, lamenting as the words "FOR SCIENCE AND TRUTH", the motto of the Kaiser's armies, echoed through her mind. >>

    Fatime listened closely as Lucas made his solemn replies. She nodded to herself.
    Things were going according to plan. She gazed longingly at the vials of pink liquid right next to her. They wouldn't expect a thing, and it would help all of them.

    Fatime quoted a thanks from The Firebird, Vingt-Quatre, as she cut off the line.

    Ayanna cracked a careful gaze at little Fatime, who sat reading the rest of her novel by the edge of her seat.
    How very adorable of Ayanna. <3
    Post by: What?, Jun 12, 2013 in forum: Retirement Home
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    {OOC: This is a name banner to be used until after finals when I can create a proper banner, so alas. Will add status information for next post, still deciding. MICHAELA and ALBERT are filler names until I can discuss things with hyuge.}


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    << IGNITE REVOLUTION >>





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    Torvald woke to a dim grey sky and snow on his red nose.
    He sniffed and opened his eyes, slowly. The smell of winter snapped at his nostrils hard, and the lingering taste of alcohol bled from his tongue. He bit his lip and looked around, slowly, groggily. Where-- where was he. Ah, right, the balcony. Balcony? He fell asleep there, righ-- ACK.

    Ah-- aaaah--
    A dull pain in Torvald's head threw him off guard, and he fell out of his chair onto the thin layer of snow on the ground. Shards of the dropped martini glass littered the puffy whiteness, reflecting the weak sunbeams of the mid-morning. He rolled onto his back and stood back up, gripping a palm to the side of his head. What happened! Goddamn! He drank too much, did he! He did, he did ... This was terrible! Unforgivable! He could not lead a revolution if his-- ack goddamn-- his-- his head was in so much paaaaaAAaaAAin--

    He groaned. It was like a drill bit piercing his skull. This-- this was a ploy by the bourgeoisie! Insolent imbeciles! The alcohol was too strong and they took advantage of his alliance with the working class to do this to him! They would be hearing his voice in defiance! Things would be thrown! People would be excommunicated from the revolution! Property would be destroyed and enemies eliminatAAAAaaAaack--

    Torvald shook and gripped the side of the chair. This wasn't a mere hangover, it seemed more like a terrible headache.

    - - - - -

    Torvald burst through the kitchen door, threateningly holding a vase. A lamp shade was still on his head, from when he accidentally smashed into it in his stumbling down the stairs. The pain throbbed through his skull and the smell of food blocked out his senses. The servant was standing nearby, with Sophie and Freddie, cooking something that seemed much too gauche for his tastes.

    << C--COMRADE WORKER OF THE HOUSEHOLD! >> He squinted in pain and held the vase close to his head. << THIS REVOLUTION WILL NOT CONTINUE, FOR MY HEAD-- UGH-- MY HEAD, IT IS BEING ASSAULTED ON ALL SIDES BY THE CAPITALISTIC TREACHERY THAT IS POST-ALCOHOLIC STUPOR! BUT WORSE! >> He walked forward, but the pain made him double over. He slid off of the side of one of the granite countertops, sending a pan flipping upwards and rocketing to the ceiling, as he cluched his heart in defiance. He closed his eyes in melodrama as the loud bang of the pan hitting the ceiling echoed through the rooms. << THE FIRES OF REVOLUTION! THEY WILL NEVER CEASE AS-- AS LONG AS YOU HAVE-- ugh-- my, my medical kit-- COMRADE WORKER, THIS HEADACHE ASSAULTS MY MIND. I REQUEST MY MED-- MEDICAL KIT. OR PAINKILLERS-- or honey and tea-- >>

    Torvald coughed and sat in pain by the side of the counter, the lamp shade hanging over his head. His nose was as red as a cherry.

    << CEASE REVOLUTION >>
    Post by: What?, Jun 12, 2013 in forum: Retirement Home
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    This is not from any specific work of fiction but was probably inspired partly by a large collection of things and also Diebuster + TWEWY music for whatever reason.

    Work in progress.

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    Thread by: What?, Jun 12, 2013, 1 replies, in forum: Arts & Graphics
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    There was little to do here. The children were acting up and were being right fools and idiots with their inebriation and sexual activities. Would the future of the revolution survive on those who held such debauchery on their backs? He-- he didn't even have his medical kit--

    He hiccuped.

    Torvald had been staring out at the stars by the balcony for a while. When he had finished his fifth martini, he said little as he sat down on the chair and decided to rest his eyes, alone. Eventually, the tender fingers of sleep stole him away from the night, and before he knew it, he was snoring loudly on the chair, the cold wind buffeting his face.

    The martini glass slipped from his fingers and tinkled to the granite floor. He rustled and turned on his chair, slightly. What sort of dream was he having?
    Post by: What?, Jun 11, 2013 in forum: Retirement Home