Eleanor looked to Tristan now. "Is there another building we need to check?" she asked.
OOC: hannah gave the syringe to michael who gave it back to hannah so that the smooshness of it worked out like i planned XD ive decided not to post until angelina posts on all our threads :D yay!
oh no im sorry, not yet :( ive been workin all weekend and just got a break right now... but ill definitely let you know when i do! :D
OOC: ugh i was waiting for angelina to post but she's freaking busy XD oh, and i cant believe how icky edward's thingy was... i impressed myself :D BIC: Van Helsing turned sharply on the spot, his claws digging up a huge spray of dirt and grass clumps. All I have to do is finish him off soon so I can get back there and Edward can inject that damn thing before this venom takes hold... permanently... Edward shook on the ground, hot tears coming out of his eyes. Dammit, he thought angrily. I messed it all up... what can we do now? Lucifer raised his eyes. "Look, little booby lady... we throw totally awesomerrr partays here! I think it's time to bring out the Hell Girl!" Ai Enma popped out and started playing her smexy theme song and doing the happy Carmella dancing thing. Woohoo!!
awesome! ill watch it as soon as i can! :D
ooh ooh episode three? awesome! send the link my way :D
Van Helsing hid behind the nearest tree, catching his breath; his paws dug deep into the ground. He'll kill all of them if I don't finish this, he thought quickly. Every one of them, despite all they've done to help me in my cause, I will be the death of them... Dracula smelled the hair, following Van Helsing's scent. Ugh, he thought, disgusted. He smells even worse as a werewolf! Edward looked to where Hannah and Hikari lay and his jaw clenched. He wasn't sure what to say. He threw the bride he was fighting into the nearest building, smashing several windows. This isn't how it was supposed to work! he snarled to himself, furious, panic rising in his stomach. I... I was supposed to have him bite the b.astard, kill him, and then bring him back... it's that simple! That... that stupid b.itch ruined everything! He ran at Hikari, his yell turning into a howl as he transformed mid-jump. He latched his claws onto the vampire's chest, tearing her off Hannah and throwing her ten feet away. He waited until she slid in the dirt and tried to get up before pouncing in her again. You worthless idiot! he growled in her head, sinking his claws deep into the vampire's shoulders, blood spurting out onto his fur and the dirt under them. He didn't stop when she shrieked, agony clear in her scream. He clamped his teeth against her throat and began to tear at it, ripping flesh, tendons, and chunks of her windpipe out in the open air. Dark blood sprayed in his eyes and down his throat, but he didn't stop ripping until the vampire ceased her yells and struggling. Edward panted and stepped away from the mangled body, shaking his head low to the ground to try and rid himself of the gore covering his upper half. All his energy gone, he dissolved back into his human form, his clothing now teared and soaked in blood. He coughed, gagging several times on chunks of flesh and skin in his throat and teeth. A moment later he doubled over and wretched several times before vomiting anything he had left in his stomach all over the dirt in front of him. He looked over at what was left of Hikari, glanced toward Jinx, and then at Hannah, the remnants of the werewolf serum syringe next to her. He could see the shock and disappointment in her eyes, and Edward managed to swallow two sobs before breaking down in silent tears, wrapping his arms around himself. "Yeah, go Carl!" God cheered on. "Get down with ya bad self!" ------ Lucifer raised his eyes. "Me and Saint Peter used to have a... thing."
lol im not sure i can ask her :D she is still pretty busy, but ill get on her butt about it for ya :)
Eleanor folded her arms over her chest, grumbling. "Show off," she growled under her breath.
Van Helsing ran as far as he could to the outskirts of town. The forest just beyond looked far enough away from everyone to keep them from getting hurt. Dracula snarled as he followed. Running... that's very noble, Gabriel... I see your motives, but they won't do any good; once you're dead I'll make sure all your friends follow too. "Not talking, huh?" Hikari snapped at Hannah and suddenly launched herself at the vampire. "Die, then!" She collided with her and they rolled in the dirt, Hikari using her knees and elbows to slow them down despite the cuts and scrapes from rocks and gravel under them. She made sure came out on top and pinned Hannah's arms to the ground. Hikari laughed. "I'm sorry, but you're not as strong as you look." She cut her off as Hannah opened her mouth to retort. "Don't argue... and, just for the record, why the hell do you care about that stupid werewolf? It's ridiculous! I'll show you how worthless you are!" She saw the syringe in Hannah's pocket and ran her right fist into it, shattering the contents into millions of pieces, the liquid spreading out and soaking into the dirt. God looked at everyone else in Heaven watching them. "I order you to get down and boogie!" ----- Lucifer chuckled. "Well," he began honestly, "you're a s.lutty, vampire-murderer s.lut of a woman... you don't really belong there, Miss Big Boobies."
Eleanor was silently, listening. "I can't find anything, Tristan," she said quietly. "And from the looks of the it, Lanan isn't having any luck. What should we do?"
i know for some people its really challenging and they really get the hang of it thru lessons from trained pros, but it was really easy for me; i...
OOC: :glomp: that's cause youre awesome, angelyn! :D BIC: Van Helsing gathered his strength and leaped out of the building at Dracula. He briefly scanned around him at the hundreds of brides that were swarming their way. They can't handle all this on their own for a long time, he thought. I have to hurry this up... or at least get the two of us away from here. He turned and ran down the nearest alley, letting out a fierce howl and trampling several brides as he went. Dracula roared in frustration and went after Van Helsing. God loled and then whistled. A giant dance floor, disco ball, dj, and party people suddenly appeared. "Now we DANCE!" ------- Lucifer looked down at Mary, surprised. "Where the hell did you come from? Oh! I made a funny!"
Van Helsing growled. Dracula growled back. Edward looked at Beatrice, surprised for a moment, and then knocked the nearest bride away from him. "This isn't going to last too long," he said sideways to Hannah. "There's too many of them. I'll be back, alright?" He crouched to the ground and transformed into a tinier, browner version of Van Helsing's werewolf and lept off into the nearest incoming group of vampire women. Hikari staggered when Jinx let of her. "Whoever your master may be," she hissed at Hannah, "his blood in your is no match for my master's in me. I could destroy you before your stupid friends could even blink!" "Yay!" God shouted in approval, and he and Carl ran forward to shove Mary off her cloud with her tea cup. "Haha, bi.tches! You saw that ****! Yeah!"
lol its super fun! i just learned last year since we moved to the ski capital of the world, apparently XD everyone in utah loves skiing, so my bf...
Van Helsing shook his head, and glanced at his wolf-like body for a moment; all his broken ribs and fingers had healed back into place, and his body seemed pumped full of adrenheline ten times more powerful than he ever felt before. Is this what Edward feels every time he changes? he thought. No, this must be just the effects of the first time, the way it is before it's permanent... "Gabriel!" Dracula shrieked, much more violently than ever before. "Come back here if you're still alive!" Hikari shoved Jinx's rationale out of her mind. "I'll take what I need to survive, just like I always have! You wouldn't understand that! None of you traitors would!" Beatrice, get off your nice little ass and do something, Lestat sighed. You're boring me. God took Carl aside and whispered: "We gotta find a way to ditch vampire chick over there. I mean, really; I can't have someone like her in here. If word of it gets down to Lucifer, he's gonna think I'm a wimpy guy! Let's shove her out and see what happens!"
Van Helsing threw Dracula away from him and fell on all fours, beginning to transform into a ten-foot-tall, black beast. He let out a vicious, low-pitched howl and launched himself at the vampire again. Dracula transformed just in time to catch Van Helsing before he collided with him. Taking two hand fulls of rough, thick fur, he hurled the werewolf away from him and into the nearest home, crushing its front wall to pieces. "How can I be friends with one who's betrayed her own kind? Like what me and my master do is wrong; it's the way it's supposed to be! And, trust me, it's better than the life some of us had before!" Hikari shouted, trying to get past Jinx and toward Hannah. Edward ran up behind Hikari and tapped her on the shoulder. The second she turned around, he punched her square in the jaw, sending her spinning on the spot and down into the mud. "You'd best watch what you say about her," he growled. "Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was HAWWWWT like me? Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was a FREEEEEEEEEEAK like me? DONTCHA?" God began to freak dance in the middle of his cloud.
OOC: haha i cannot believe how big that is... and how often i hear that! ok here we go again XD BIC: Van Helsing staggered slightly, an odd feeling rushing through his body. He cocked his head to the side, staring at Dracula. He threw his pack of weapons and belt of firearms to the ground. "The son of the devil," he growled in a low voice, staring at the vampire in front of him from under his eyebrows. "You're going to wish you'd never been born." He launched himself at Dracula, clawing at his throat. Dracula hissed and caught Van Helsing, actually having to use strength and put strain on his muscles to hold the hunter back. "You're now the ugly monster you hunt, Gabriel," he said. "How does it feel to be an ugly, useless beast?" "I'm strong enough to kill you now," Van Helsing rebutted. "That's what the syringe is for!" Edward barked at Jinx, throwing the closest bride off him. He glanced over at D, who wasn't far from him. "I was wrong to not trust you, my friend," he shouted over to him. "Thank you." D nodded; he'd already said more out loud today than he usually did in a month. "You can't help me," Hikari snarled, shoving at Jinx. "I can't fight him; my master controls me... and that b.itch killed my friend!" She motioned toward Hannah. "I want to rip her head off!" "Heehee," God giggled. "I guess our writer's are just awesome like that." Suddenly Britney Spears' "Circus" started playing out of nowhere, and God pulled out his cell phone. "Ugh! What does he want right now?" he grumbled, and answered the phone. "Hello, Lucifer... yes... yeah, I know, he's getting into trouble. No, don't even start that! You messed around with that one girl and you've got a son... yeah, I know mine's hotter than yours, but, still... just watch and see what happens to Miss Dracula... I mean, Mister!... Hello? Hello?" God hung up and shrugged. "Oh well!"
OOC: lol god is awesome!! i cant believe you didnt know thats how he talks! gasp... im going to hell for this, huh? XD BIC: "Let it go," Van Helsing continued. "All of you, just go." Edward sent a mental stab of energy into the hunter's mind, causing him enough pain to shut him up. "Last chance to let him go and call off the girls," he said; he was already drawing all his mental and physical strength together, preparing for what he knew he had to do. Dracula shook his head, pushing down on Van Helsing's fourth ring finger and snapping it in half. "You're choking me," Hikari sputtered. "Just rip her ugly, ****ty little ****ing face off, D-" D clamped his hand tight on his sword and threw Hikari out of his grip, making her lose her balance and land face-first in the mud. He aimed his sword over his head like a javelin and aimed it at the back of Dracula's spine. "Edward!" he shouted, and gave the werewolf just enough time to turn before he launched his weapon. The sword hit home in the middle of the vampire's torso, piercing all the way through, skewering him. Dracula let out a shriek, staring at the silver sword's point jutting from his chest. "Ha, look at the little, ugly vampire trash scream like a dirty *****!" "Out of line!" D snapped. "Move, Edward!" Edward snapped out of shock and jumped to, pushing Dracula off of Van Helsing and yanking the hunter to his feet. He pulled him against his own chest (YAOI ZOMG) and whispered in his ear: "Your neck should be the best place...this might hurt, Gabriel, but I think we'll both enjoy the end results." Edward focused his energy in his mind, letting his werewolf venom in his body drift up to his head, his mouth, his gums, his tongue, and his teeth. The front canines pointed and elongated, sticking out over his bottom lip like a dog. He bit softly into Van Helsing's neck, piercing the skin there as gently and quickly as possible. He let the blood fall out of the sides of his mouth, gagging a little when some slid down his throat. He trailed his tongue once over the wound before pulling away, letting the hunter stand on his own. Van Helsing staggered back, stunned, a hand on his neck. "Edward," he snarled. "What the **** was that for?" "You said this was your fight!" Edward answered quickly, wiping his mouth and spitting in the dirt. He glanced at Dracula behind Van Helsing, who was beginning to stand and pull D's sword from his chest. "Now it is your fight and you've got werewolf venom in your veins to defeat him; the only way it can be done!" Van Helsing nodded and mouthed "thank you" at Edward before turning around to Dracula. "Not so easy now, you b.astard." Dracula choked and yanked the rest of the sword out of his body, tossing it aside. Without saying a word, he put up and finger, flicked it once, and all the brides rushed forward, shrieking with delight. Hikari ran forward, almost against her will; she could feel the other hunter's presence behind her, but ignored it; he didn't seem to want to hurt her for some reason. She looked around and saw the girl the werewolf had been standing with; the one Mary was supposed to finish, and, by the looks of it, she epic phailed. Hikari let out a harsh battle cry and launched herself toward Hannah and Michael. "Prepare to die, traitor!" she shouted. D ran forward in the confusion and grabbed his sword. He swung it at two brides nearest him, cleanly removing both their heads. "Oh em gee!" God squeaked like a little girl. "Carl died a VIRGIN! Sucks for you, man!" Then he glanced down off the cloud and looked at the new occurences. "Holy ****ing ****, man! That was unexpected! And this post is gigantic! Oops... there goes our wall... again..."
"So do I," Eleanor muttered, directing her eyes to the floor yet again. "Dammit, I don't see any keys... can't I just break all the stupid things open instead?"
