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    "I'm afraid it's not that easy," Dracula replied to Edward, ignoring Jinx. "You see, these girls will do whatever I want, and right now all they know is that you post the biggest threat here."

    Edward rolled his eyes. "And I know why," he snarled. "Don't make me destroy you right now."

    "If you make a move at me, I'll snap your hunter's neck," Dracula stated, as if it were obvious. "It won't be as messy as your other friend, but it'll do the job well enough."

    "Do it, then," Edward replied. "I don't care."

    Van Helsing grunted under the pressure on his neck. Drop it, Edward, he snapped into the werewolf's head. This is my fight.

    You can't kill him without my venom, you idiot, Edward rebutted swiftly. Now let me get you up and I'll finish him, without your lousy help.

    "Edward!" Hannah cried, and stepped forward. "Don't!"

    Edward ignored her and kept his eyes on Dracula, as if daring him to do it.

    "He's lying," D muttered, not loosening his grip on Hikari. "I don't understand why."

    "What I don't understand is what you're doing here when your main threat is over there," Hikari choked out, reaching up to grab D's forearm and dug in her nails, trying to make him let go. His blood ran under her fingernails and down her palms, and her mouth watered.

    D nodded, not caring about the pain in his arm. "You know that man out there... your master, as you call him. He's my father."

    Hikari let go of the hunter's arm, her jaw dropping in shock. "Father?" she stuttered. "I don't... understand..."

    "You wouldn't," D said shortly. "It happened hundreds of years ago. Now... if you really are eager for me to change targets, that's always possible."

    "Okay, we'll clear this up right now," God sighed, downing his tea and sitting next to Carl, smacking him on the back. "We ALL know that Mary banged Saint Peter to get into here, and that's pretty freaking awesome. You're just jealous."
    Post by: Snow Princess, Nov 12, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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    "Get... away, both of you," Van Helsing snapped, pushing on Dracula's leg but unable to move it. "Please, this is... my fight."

    "You're doing a splendid job, Gabriel," Dracula chuckled, and then looked to Edward. "I've never been afraid, dear boy... not once. What makes you think I should fear you?"

    "You see my friend over there?" Edward replied swiftly, jerking his head back at Hannah. "She has that syringe you were guarding so carefully in your castle inside her pocket. Let me guess... just one bite and you're finished, right? I never thought my teeth would be so useful."

    Dracula smiled. "What is it you want, then?" he asked quietly, watching Jinx out of the corner of his eye. He put one hand into the air and bent his wrist in a "come here" fashion, and, suddenly, brides started appearing from every corner of the towne centre they stood in. Soon they were surrounded.

    Edward glanced quickly to each side. "Get off him and back away," he commanded smoothly, indicating Van Helsing. "Call off your b.itches and hold still so I can sink my teeth in."

    Hikari stepped forward when she heard the calling the other brides did, but something stopped her: an arm around her throat.

    "I should rip your head off right now," D muttered monotonously in Hikari's ear. "But that good vampire girl seems to think there's something redeemable in you. Tell me if she's wrong."

    Hikari sputtered and didn't fight; she could see the hunter's giant sword out of the corner of her eye, raised with his other hand and pointed at her throat.

    "I..." she began slowly. "I don't know, but... but my master won't die... he's too powerful."


    God rolled his eyes and pulled a bottle of rum out of his pocket and dumped it into his tea. "Yummy," he giggled. "Oh, and Carlpoo," he added. "Choke all you want, you won't die... again!"
    Post by: Snow Princess, Nov 12, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Van Helsing looked sideways down the street Jinx was coming from. God, I hope she didn't hear me...

    Edward shook his head. "I have an idea!" he whispered at Hannah. "Dracula needs this anti-werewolf venom here in case he gets bit, right? But why would he be so worried about it... a werewolf bite, I mean?"

    "Because that's something he's afraid of," Hannah guessed. "Werewolves... because..."

    "Because werewolves can kill him!" Edward snapped suddenly. "I've got it!"

    He turned and ran out toward Van Helsing and Dracula. "Get off him, you son of a b.itch," he growled at the vampire. "Your s.luty little servant couldn't beat us, and I bet you're afraid. Tell me why."


    Hikari leaned against the wall and watched Jinx go, unsure if she should follow.

    God chuckled. "I see..." He took a cup of tea and added 15,000,000 sugar cubes to it. "Well... I still can't see how the w.hore of a murdering vampire girl got past Saint Peter..."
    Post by: Snow Princess, Nov 11, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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    those were some serious details right there..........
    Post by: Snow Princess, Nov 10, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Van Helsing choked and coughed. "Jinx..." he gasped, barely audible. "Help..."

    Dracula grinned. "Good... a little louder, now."

    Edward skidded to a halt just a few blocks away from Van Helsing and Dracula. He caught Hannah's arm next to him and narrowed his eyes.

    "What the hell is happening to him?" he whispered. "He can't be losing..."


    Hikari blinked. "H... h-elp?" she stuttered.

    God squeaked like a girl. "What the **** is Mary doing in heaven?" he gasped.
    Post by: Snow Princess, Nov 9, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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    OOC: O.o that was intense! :D

    BIC: Eleanor glanced over at Tristan and narrowed her eyes. "What the hell did he think he's doing?" she snapped, jerking her head toward him.
    Post by: Snow Princess, Nov 9, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Eleanor felt a small smile touch her lips, but swallowed it and nodded in agreement. "I don't really care for kids, but I can see what you mean," she responded quietly.
    Post by: Snow Princess, Nov 8, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Eleanor nodded to Tristan, and turned. She pretended to look around and walked over to Lanan.

    "Something wrong?" she whispered.
    Post by: Snow Princess, Nov 7, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Eleanor looked uneasily to Tristan. "You're the hero here," she whispered. "Talk to them."
    Post by: Snow Princess, Nov 5, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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    OOC: Ok watch this:

    BIC: Hannah ran over and grabbed Mary's neck and snapped it off her head and threw it out the window.

    Edward laughed and giggled and clapped his hands. "Nice one, baby! Now let's go help my gay lover!"

    Hannah and Edward ran out to the town together, leaving Beatrice in the freaking stables.

    Van Helsing shook his head, his hat falling off behind him. "No," he insisted, and grunted when the rest of his fingers cracked and broke in the ground.

    "Hmm," Dracula murmured absentmindedly. "It seems one of my smexier brides has been decapitated... oh well."

    Hikari shook her head viciously, making herself dizzy. She stared at the image of herself in front of her. "No!" she gasped. "I can't do this anymore!" And she turned and ran in the other direction.

    OOC: teehee! XD
    Post by: Snow Princess, Nov 5, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Eleanor nodded and put a free hand in her mouth, letting out a shrill whistle. The guards turned in her direction and she gave them a smile.

    "Watch your head, boys," she grinned, before compressing the air around their necks with her mind, snapping their spines at the base of their skulls. They all fell a moment later.

    "You're welcome," she said to Lanan, and reached into her bag to pull out the handkerchief she was using in the sewers. "Will this help?" she asked, holding it out toward him.
    Post by: Snow Princess, Nov 5, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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