These are 10 texts sent between myself and my wife friend. I'm in RED, also, this is all based on some weird thing we're writing. 2:55 am: Hey Edgeworth. It's Phoenix. Phoenix Wright. I have a small favour to ask you and I was wondering if you'd mind if I asked you. It could change your life. 2:57 am: Well that depends Phoenix. Is this like the last time you asked me for a "favour"? Because I am never lending you my law books again. If I'd known you'd wanted to build a den with them, I'd have given you boxes instead. Or bricks. 3:02 am: No, no. It's actually about my relationship with a client of mine.The thing is, something terrible has happened to this client and I need your help to put it right. Also, can I borrow your teapot? 3:05 am: What have you done now, Phoenix? You'd better tell me everything. And no, you may not borrow my teapot- it's got lovely flowers on it and I'm not having you break it. Since when do you drink tea anyway? 3:14 am: Well, this client of mine is on trial for the murder of her boss but she's also working for me, however, due to a recent discovery a jealous co-worker has locked her in the store cupboard. I have the evidence but I don't want our relationship exposed. Could you find someone who wouldn't think of that? And no, I don't drink tea. Pearl broke Charley's watering can. 3:20 am: *Sigh*... always causing trouble, Phoenix. I'll see what I can do. Also, locked in the storage cupboard? Shouldn't you... Er... let her out? And well!! I'm almost offended!! This teapot is a thing of fine beauty and precise art, not some common watering can for that stupid plant! Can't you use one of Godot's coffee mugs, or something? 3:26 am: I can't get into the storage cupboard. It needs a code.That's why I've been sitting outside the door talking to her. And sleeping on Gumshoe's coat. I asked Godot. He said he wouldn't know the amount of coffee he drinks with a cup missing. 3:30 am: Well find someone who knows the code! Honestly Phoenix, must you be so impractical all the time? Re Godot's coffee cups: Take one, and replace it with the broken watering can. I doubt he'll notice the difference. 3:35 am: I'm trying!!! But the only person who knows it locked her in! I'm going to look through some files, see if I can find it and get her out. Only about 150 more to go... And I think he would notice. The can is in pieces. 3:40 am: Well chin up- I'm sure you'll find it sooner or later! Get Maya to stick it back together, she fixed that sacred urn thing pretty well. Hey! There's an idea! Use the urn to water that vexatious vegetatation.
Ienzo, contrary to popular beliefs, not everyone stalks their destist. I stalk my friends BRB stalking someone.
Yay! When I got mine taken off... wait, I'm still meant to be wearing a retainer. So that was that smelly thing in a box I threw out!
But it was a suprise cake!!! Anyway, your the sammiche maker not the cake maker. Cakes = not sammiches.
No. they haven't. Although I did tell a nice young man in a white coat to kill the batman :D
See KHV? This is why men shouldn't sneak up on women baking cakes. They have to clean it up, and they get no cake.
...What about the cake! Don't sneak up on me when I'm baking cakes! AHHH THE CAKEMIXXXX!!! Hi.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY lovely person! xxx
But I want a cookie-holding dinosaur that goes RAWR! Prediction of TsumetaiTaichou's response to this post: "Where does she think of these things and how do you not get there?"
Well, open up a window to let me in and you'll find out?
Would this be our second unborn child? Since the first one died and all... O_o Wait-- which one?
Lol, it was the caption that did it mainly xD
You know, your username is suprisingly accurate in the reaction I give to just about everything that you post.
Looks like a good round so far... *waves notebook* Who wants to be Listy McListerson?
... It suddenly reminded me of you.
Can you remember voicing Sora in a KH parody that was never released (Darn Yuffie)? Also, did you know that I still have that parody?
This was my dad's way of telling his girlfriend about me: Dad: Yeah, and my daughter... she's a coke addict. Me: Dad! Dad: She's very sensitive about it... Me: Dad, shut the heck up before I throw this coke in your face. Dad: Did you hear that?! She threatened me! Me: Yeah... with cola.
This was a couple of days ago xD Mother: Where have you been today then? Me: Oh. Just out with Ky. Mother: Oh, and how is Ky? Me: He's fine. Mother: I hope you aren't getting any ideas... Me: No... what!?
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Machazo again. FFFFF--- :(
Mac-ay-zo Yep. Okay, I'm going back to staring at your sig now xD
