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Card game kinda like, uhh, Uno, only there are all these rules in place where if certain stuff happens then you gotta take a drink, and there is a heirarchy going from "President" to "*******", where the ******* is everyone's bitch and you're allowed to order everyone below you in rank to drink and do stuff, and the President gets control over everyone in the game and can also make new rules to affect the game (like you have to double-tap your beer before you drink, or even turning it into a strip game where you take an article of clothing off in addition to drinking)

Not that I know of, but the party was kinda split into two sects and I spent more time in the one and could only hear loud hoots and such from the other end, so there very may have but I didn't see

pretty sure 2 people were gettin busy in a tent in the middle of the entire party though

It was outdoors most of the time, so there was beerpong, drunken horshoes, drunken volleyball (which was cleverly renamed "vaginaball" by some of the guys), and then we played Asshole with a deck of cards

Alright, back now, catchin up on the few questions and ignoring the stupid bullshit

Nah. There were a lot of doods and not much ladies, most of them were older chicks, there was just the aforementioned Dayum-Fine-Ass girl worth remembering

There were cool guys there, but I didn't mistake any of them for chicks, we just chillaxed

Early on there was this Margita-Machine thing that I wanted to check out because I never tried them before, it was like pineapple or something. But like, they were way too sweet and I had to drink it out of these pussy glasses so I'm like fuuuuck disss and moved on

so then it was shots of vodka + coke and Captain Morgan rum + cherry coke

then there was beer pong with some whatever-the-hell beer in the cups

and then we got into the card games, and from there on it was 5% Twisted Hard Iced Teas n shit

oh and a couple jello shots too (strawberry flavored I think?)

I actually really enjoyed myself, it was a really fun time and I met some hilarious people

Here, to help explain my night I'll do that. So, at the part into the night where I started getting a little drunk I decided to text my one friend to see what was crackalackin, and to give you an idea of my night I'll go ahead and copy my completely-no-context responses to him that are still on my cell phone:

(not that drunk):
"Hey, whatre you up to, guy?"

(startin to feel some stuff, and yes those 3 spaces were in the actual text, I have no idea why I pressed the button that much):
"Oh cool. Im a tiny bitwww drunk"

(this is the part where the fact that this is out of context is gonna confuse you all, but enjoy it):
"no man no APPLESAPPLESAPPLES, I did that witg you but not now oh god i jurt chamged my text to all numbdrs it took me forever to changd it back but yeag im watchin beerpong"

(played a game of beerpong now, way gone at this point):
"Haha he camt takk cuz he ran fron da cops in a granny car and has ballin danca legs, idk what that hes to do with me bein drunk but w/e, albohol tastes like cough syrp u know"

(jello shots time, can't even comment on what we're talking about here):
"Donu you pool dat shit on me we aint fightam no hermitaur fuckio inrtant kill stdeam cannon fuuuuuck thaaaat


"

(again, those extra lines were actually present):
"I dunno ive be been drinkin in thir caqd gaem for the past hour, i keep fuckin this one guy and im like BALLIIIIN"

(okay, I'm gonna stop narrating and just post the rest in sucession, from this point on I am just completely fuckin gone):
"No i wasnt fuuckin him i mean in this card gamd, hes sooo pissed at me caure i keep winnin like a boss and hes nerdraging at my prowess man gonna wrestle a bear"

"I do not care zangeif aint no innovator ht been done before i lived in a woods i cantake it you don even know"

"Okay i will get rhght on that, dood the mord H drink this stuff the better it tasts thatr prett y cool beans brains are neat"

"umm i had some margaritar but thdy were in some pusy glass and there war chery coke and vodka and then a bunch hard ice tea for the card gtaem"

"hehe even ho Im betuer than xou I am nawt, hurr I might puke up all those shtars soon im kinda queezy"

"Itr ok im good no i pissed and now im fantaaaaastic. dude i piss sm muc its CRAZZ"

"ok nevermind i jurt puked the puke of my life and now i feel like a god oh my god"

"Dude yer it war fucjing amazing and now im the president"

"Bfcause im still drinkin, the pukin lead to more drinkin for bein a biatbch, theres a guy wearin dora thd explorer sunglasser here its so boss"

"i they were playin like linjin park an there was guxs karoake-inh to it, H wasnt intn it sn im totally not a bro, bro. omh I cant type im srry"

"okay well ok maybe some othfr time but for now im the president and my cabhnet consists ofglasses guy and this guy with a cellphnne from the earky 90s shieeeet"

"umm some place with college guys and also loose older chicks, some friends party, dood this guys cekl phone is soooono old you camt copmprehend my words"

"the interneettttt, maaan, ummmm, tell him to play bass for foxxy ass laydays be all tellin dem abovt he play dango theme song what thd fuck am im sayin"

"Idk what else to say im deliberating with my vice prez the ancent cekl phone man on matters of national security n this guy challengen my authority"

"Nah I showed hhm whos boss and Itook my leve as prez and my vice took over but its ok dont wory about america hes a good guy.!"

"O ok well ompg its raining now oh my gooood wates is everywhere fuuuuck my lfe and im textin xou in the rain but its ok therers a tent here"

"Og im sorry you can go to sleep ill probaalx sober up soon im eaten a hotdog it tastes gr8"

"I dont care they tase so good and its in my stomach now"

"okay well gnight sir im gonna eat food more and stop beim so drunk and silly"

"by the wy bein drunk is so fantastic"

Cool, so I've done one thing and another

coverin dem bases, yeeeaaaahhhh

what, you mean like jesus?

Well, after I puked I felt so good that my thought process was actually "I am a God"

didn't get any drunk sex, there was this chick was a ****in nice body, ass everywhere dayum

we were friendly a tiny bit but I had to go drink some more and this bro stepped in, so I didn't re-establish anything

Sure is image macro in here.

Except for the fact that there is no such conclusive scientific evidence.

Umm, because they're worth playing.

Revenant Wings is one of the few RTS's on the DS and is creatively done at that. It suffers from a poor/negligible story and lacking difficulty, but it is a new experience on the platform and can be fun, and I suppose if you've got even a mild affinity for FFXII's characters it would be worth trying.

Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time is easily the most expansive online enabled games on the platform, with 4 player cooperative play that links up with people playing even on the Wii version of the game, and is an absolutely fantastic Multiplayer coop experience. It suffers from a lackluster single-player campaign, and it's hard to get 4 people with copies of the game together for local multiplayer, but the Online play is an experience in and of itself. Plus, it's a 3D platforming action-adventure title with Square-Enix elements that hadn't been done up until 358/2 Days

Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker is the first 3D DQ-Monsters title in the series and a great one at that, it is reminiscent of Pokemon in a way but does it in DQ style battle with 3D graphics that many people who like either series would enjoy, so it's a really nice mix-up of the two series and ends up a unique and enjoyable game on the DS (plus online play). It suffers from a non-existent story and has the infamous Dragon Quest difficulty and Grind, but it in particular is both "closeness to a series most probably already enjoy" and "experiments with concepts unique and interesting enough to be forgiven for much of their flaws"

[IMG] I like the part where you do nice things for me Pape loves ya, son *pat pat*

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Considering that is the format in which he writes all of his tutorials (see: http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5185/tutorialrf4.jpg), I think...

I've contacted BTTP and he says that he doesn't want his tutorial on this site if you're going to insult him by editing his work from the way it...

Really? Would you honestly say that other sites would not list Final Fantasy 3 & 4, Dragon Quest 4 & 5, Final Fantasy Tactics, Chrono Trigger, or The World Ends With You as must-play DS games? Because outside of Revenant Wings, Monsters: Joker, and Echoes of Time as what I can see as "maybe, eh, could take it or leave it", those are the only other Square-Enix games on the list out of over 100 other games

You honestly have no idea who I am if you think the presence of Square Enix games on this list is somehow Kingdom Hearts bias.

May I point you in the direction of: "or in some cases just something that experiments with concepts unique and interesting enough to be forgiven for much of their flaws."

Final Fantasy: RW is one of the few attempts at an RTS on the DS, and does it in a unique way not seen on the platform before. It is not a groundbreaking or spectacular game, but it's simply fun and interesting to just play on the DS and see how they did it. Hence, it's "worth playing", which is something you should pay attention to, this thread is not the "abosolute best games on the DS list", this is the "DS games that are worth playing", and the introduction describes in what way this is determined.

Because they're one of the biggest supporters of the DS

Also, they only majorly influence the RPG category, which is like 10 games out of the 100+ or so on this list.

Mike reports on what other people have found first and helps you guys be the absolute last to report on any KH related news, I mean really, he's the leftovers from KHUltimania where he got fired from. Congratulations.

is it a monster?