pulls out mickeys keyblade...oh crap im dead! i win i win nananananananaaa
you say that cause you are never gonna win i win
this is mesas last post being jar jar
i shall meet you there...bring it on!
that really sucks being grounded
its the poop song ya!!!
i win lol
mesa like to smoke and drink all night! not! jk
Yo Mama so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars Yo Mama so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker crap im out of them gimme tomorrow i will make more... wait i almost forgot this! Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her Yo Mama so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama" Yo Mama so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop. now im all out but i went through 2 yo mama wars and survived so many jokes used my fingers fell like they are bleeding right now, so see you guys tomorrow!
i win mesa win
no not another yo mama battle well Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor Yo Mama so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer Yo Mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"
ya im almost done but heres one more: Yo Mama so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant wait i just made this: Yo Mama so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant
i found that list on my friends site but this and the rest are mine Yo Mama so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss guys wanna hear a crap one!: Yo Mama so skinny, she can dodge rain drops
yo mama so fat when she bends over it turns daylight savings time her are some ulgy ones! Yo Mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink. Yo Mama so ugly, It looks like someone set her face on fire and put it out with an axe!! Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time. Yo Mama so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks. Yo Mama so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Yo Mama so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away. Yo Mama so ugly, she makes blind children cry. Yo Mama so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel. Yo Mama so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her. Yo Mama so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness. Yo Mama so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck. Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application. Yo Mama so ugly, even the tide won't come back in. Yo Mama so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border. Yo Mama so ugly, people go as her for Halloween. Yo Mama so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning. Yo Mama so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror. Yo Mama so ugly, Medusa is jealous. Yo Mama so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case. Yo Mama so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out. Yo Mama so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence. Yo Mama so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.
yo moma is stupid she brought an instructional video tape on how to fix her vcr yo momma's so fat she's got pictures of food in her wallet yo momma so fat she went to a see food diet
Yo moma so ugly she made the blind kids cry Yo moma so stupid she got hit by a parked car yo mama so fat that when she jump into the ocean she made the titanic rise
yo mama so fat her picture takes two frames Yo mama so ugly the last time she got some *** was when her finger accidentally slipped through the toilet paper yo moma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store for a day and starved
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that the sun gets jealous yo mama so stupid when she went to the super bowl she brought a spoon yo mama so ugly she made a onion cry
yo mama so hairy she has afrows on her nipples!
Yo mama's so ghetto, the only gold she wears is on her teeth Yo mama's so dirty, even Swamp Thing told the ***** to shower
