>.> the camera was on the clock then the freaking clock suddenly turn 6:00AM to 5:00AM >.> It's messed up
I just made you people look!
wasted 5-10 seconds opening this thread
Is this true?
Get me a zit-o-cream or something!!! I NEED TO GET THIS ZIT OUT OF MY HEAD!!! BEFORE SOMEONE SEE ME IN PUBLIC!!!!
I just made a thread! I congratulate you Opening this thread *Gives cookies as prize*
Yes...The utter chaos...wait for it...
Taking over the spamzone, One spam at a time
Come on! Guess! (And no i'm not playing hooky whatever that spells)
I am going to bed early! GoodNight!
Seeing spam zone not so spammy
I've been listening to Aeris theme song again About *Counts* 5 Hours now
Kinda lonely here...
Now that's 4. =D
I made a thread? Called 'World's funniest joke'?
The jokes The winner, submitted by Gurpal Gosall, of Manchester, England was: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?" The second place finisher and early leader was this joke, submitted by Geoff Anandappa of Blackpool, England: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!" While this was the top joke in the UK: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." And in Australia the top joke was as follows: This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?" The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight." Sources On June 9, 2006 it was reported that Professor Wiseman has identified the writer of the winner as Spike Milligan. A joke with the same basic premise was broadcast in 1951 on the BBC TV show London Entertains. The sketch, played by Peter Sellers and Michael Bentine (two of the Goons), ran as follows: Bentine: I just came in and found him lying on the carpet over there. Sellers: Oh, is he dead? Bentine: I think so. Sellers: Hadn't you better make sure? Bentine: All right. Just a minute. [Sound of two gun shots.] Bentine: He's dead.
You beat me by about 11 posts EDIT Make that 14/16 posts
I'll replace hard c sounds with k so that way we kould speak with more sense I'll replace the soft c with s so that way we kould avoid nonsense I'll replase the th with d way we kould avoid closure I'll replase ea with i so dat way we still kould avoid it I'll replase y with e so dat wae we kould have a new language I'll remove some letters like e from like and som oder so we kould ya now! ~skips~ so dat wae wi kuld spik beder dan evah! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ T'was really damn bored
Me = Nope It would create utter chaos if no one posted in the spamzone
Is being an :censor2: she bites our legs, hands, foot but she's scared of me though I scared her so she won't bite me :P
