If you're not willing to risk skin cancer then you're not a real fan. You might be able to get fake skin and paint it or something, I know they sell kits around Halloween. I'm sure there's a costume for a sunburned beach goer somewhere. Or else find a color and layer it up.
Do everything Wanda said and ignore the rest. You could also ask for a raise/more hours if you feel the need. I managed to weasel five extra hours a week out of my last job because I told them I had an extra car payment and needed the cash.
I don't have an Xbox and I hate Microsoft with a fiery passion but I got nothing better to do so hi. Does this count for one or two.
Oh no, they're not picky at all from what I hear. Can't really afford to be with a giant slit for a mouth, but hey, I guess you do what you can.
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You have the same schedule as my cat.
You should have used prolonged eye contact to ensure your status as the alpha male.
Okay Wilson try and keep your tears in check I don't want to drown here. Did you hear they're resurrecting mammoths? Maybe we'll ride those b*tches to work one day.
If a woman with a surgical mask approaches you in the street, for the love of god tell her she's beautiful and keep repeating yourself until she's gone. You're welcome.
I knew it. You had the distinct odor of brains about you.
You are one classy ****er. I applaud you.
We can't all get what we want.
I'd be more impressed if he managed to sneak alcohol in. I remember the mid afternoon raids well.
Not if they're suicidal pigeons.
But then you have to ask yourself, are there wizards? Three headed dogs? Magic that can fix virtually everything? If not, put it back on the shelf.
I don't know, are you?
If it involves furry or fluffy creatures then I accept
Umm......European? No! DON'T YOU MEAN PURPEL? I'm translating for those of us who are American.
HOW FAST CAN A SWALLOW CARRYING A COCONUT TRAVEL?
I colored pictures of Pokemon and Disney characters at work today. I got paid, to color. Your argument is irrelevant.
