Family Guy, FTW! Am I the only who noticed this reference?
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... language! Yes, I know. "Nerdy." Code: Pronouns First Person Singular Plural Nom eyo vehi Gen mye' nosmye' Acc me nos Dat me'pwi nosmye'hi Second Person Nom chu yu' Gen chye' usom Acc te yos Dat te'pwi yusmye'hi Third Person Nom soM toN se'F tyoM te'N se'hiF Gen sihoMN eze'F tes Acc imM idN ihF insM ihiN ihensF Dat e'smohiMN e'sye'hiF ehimu Verbs Present Singular Plural 1st -o -omo 2nd -es -etye' 3rd -et -ont Past 1st -oro -omoro 2nd -ores -orete' 3rd -oret -oront Future 1st -erso -eromo 2nd -erses -ersete' 3rd -erset -eron Nouns Roots ending with vowels MF Singular MF Plural N Singular N Plural Nom -s -yes -m -hum Gen -yos -yosom -yos -yosom Acc -m -ns -m -hum Dat -yi -mus -yi -mus Roots ending with consonants Nom -us -ayes -um -ahum Gen -os -osom -os -osom Acc -um -ans -um -ahum Dat -ei -amus -ei -amus Irregular Verb "e's (to be)" Present 1st *e'syo *e'syomo 2nd e'ses *e'ste' 3rd *e'st e'sunt Past 1st *e'ro *e'moro 2nd *e'res *e'rete' 3rd *e'ret *e'ront Future 1st *e'rso *eromo 2nd *e'reses *e'rese'te' 3rd *e'reset e'seron It's based on Proto-Indoeuropean. *waits to be called a nerd*
Pronouns First Person Singular Plural Nom eyo vehi Gen mye' nosmye' Acc me nos Dat me'pwi nosmye'hi Second Person Nom chu yu' Gen chye' usom Acc te yos Dat te'pwi yusmye'hi Third Person Nom soM toN se'F tyoM te'N se'hiF Gen sihoMN eze'F tes Acc imM idN ihF insM ihiN ihensF Dat e'smohiMN e'sye'hiF ehimu Verbs Present Singular Plural 1st -o -omo 2nd -es -etye' 3rd -et -ont Past 1st -oro -omoro 2nd -ores -orete' 3rd -oret -oront Future 1st -erso -eromo 2nd -erses -ersete' 3rd -erset -eron Nouns Roots ending with vowels MF Singular MF Plural N Singular N Plural Nom -s -yes -m -hum Gen -yos -yosom -yos -yosom Acc -m -ns -m -hum Dat -yi -mus -yi -mus Roots ending with consonants Nom -us -ayes -um -ahum Gen -os -osom -os -osom Acc -um -ans -um -ahum Dat -ei -amus -ei -amus Irregular Verb "e's (to be)" Present 1st *e'syo *e'syomo 2nd e'ses *e'ste' 3rd *e'st e'sunt Past 1st *e'ro *e'moro 2nd *e'res *e'rete' 3rd *e'ret *e'ront Future 1st *e'rso *eromo 2nd *e'reses *e'rese'te' 3rd *e'reset e'seron
Veoh has full anime (and, among these, are a few animes that are, *ahem* "uncensored") vids. That, alone should be enough to conclude this: Veoh>YouTube.
In all of those languages, the way to say "I am _-years-old" literally means, "I have _ years." And then I used Yakov Smerinov humor.
Yo tengo 17 anos. J'ai dix sept ans. Ich habe 17 Jahre. Io ho 17 anni. In Soviet Russia, age has you!
Here, use this! n00bs... When will they learn?