Got a time paradox? Put it here! This'll take awhile for ya to get your head around this one. A man goes into a bar. The elderly baternder and him get into a conversation. The man tells the bartender, "I used to be a woman. I was raised in an orfanage, and my name when I was a woman was Joan. I had a one-night-stand and got pregnant. When I gave birth, they found that I had male parts, and I got a sexchange. I do not remember what happened to my baby. And I've always wanted to know you its father was." The bartender responds, "I have a time machine. You can use it if you want." So the man and bartender go back in time. The man falls in love with a woman and has a one-night-stand They go back to the future before they find his child's father. When the man leaves the bar, the bartender goes back in time, nine months after th time that they already went to and kidnaped a baby, and put it in an orphanage with a note that said "Joan." A few days later, the man returns to ask the bartender if he can become a bartender. Years later, the man now a seasone old bartender, goes back in time to talk to a man... a man that used a woman. Now, who is the man's child's father?
Unfortunately, you do not know how evolution works. I'll have to dig up one of my posts to show you an example. And, despite the misconception: WE. WERE. NOT. MONKEYS. We are evolving. More people are being born without wisdon teeth or appendixes, both of which no longer serve a purpose. The species Homo sapiens sapiens has only been on this planet for about 15,000 years, yet the species before that were. And, if the world is 6,000 years old, how can we see MUCH farther than 6,000 lightyears? EDIT: I found my post: Read to get an understanding of evolution.
As are mine. I'm a good little Mirai. ^^
I agree... but we ARE shaved monkeys. :P Physically, anyways. I agree with Repliku. Racism is still going strong in this country, especially here in the south. It needs to be stopped.
What? How is what I said racist? She? Ummm... I'm a guy... Yyyeah... I get that a lot.
Our uniforms aren't uncomfortable. Just boring. I personally don't care one way or the other. I have no reason to disobey the uniform, so I guess I'll wear it.
The scary thing is, it's actually plausible. It's creepy that we may be the sick experiment of a divine scientist.
Congrats. I'm still a Twilight Town Denizen. To tell the truth, I don't really care about how many posts I have. I've been here for quite a few months, and I still have a pretty low post count.
First of all, Jesus probably never existed. Secondly, all of the "codes" have been debunked.
T3h kitt3h haz mad hAx0r skillz!!111ONE
I didn't. Though I only stay on Spam Zone and the Intel section.
*ahem* ROFL!!! This is my catchphrase. NO STEALY! That was hilarious. That is all.
Thanks. It's a Dell Inspiron. Windows XP, since I heard Vista is a memory hog. It's fast so far. For now, anyways. I hope so. ^^
I'm typing this with my new laptop! Just got the Internet today. It's gonna take some time to get used to the keyboard and mouse, though.
YAY! ... Okay, what happened? I'm confuzzled. :P
It's not a choice. Just ask RoxasNoxas. Would YOU choose to be hated by people? Those that think love can be controled have never truly been in love.
*ahem* DO NOT WANT! Lol.
Wait... You can record your voice using headphones?! EDIT: ^Mish, you're right. You do sound American. With a very slight English hint. EDIT2: Can you guess where this is from?
Thanks. lol
In this thread, you tell how your voice is. Or, just make a file. My voice speaks for itself... My voice is girly.<.< I was trying to practice German. I said: My name is Mirai. I am a genius (well, I accidently said "the", but, wateva). Attachment.
