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Am I the only one on this whole damn site that knows french!? XD

Je parle francais tres bien! J'ai ete en cours de francais un, et je vais aller a francais deux.

^La Sofa, I hope that was sarcasm.

Post by: Mirai, Jun 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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People get more stupider every day.

01_Kairi said: ↑

People get more stupider every day.

Ahem...

>_>
<_<

Thats irony for ya.
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*gives Kairi a cookie*

There's one more I forgot:

Snopes.com said:

Actual newspaper headlines for 1997:
1. Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
5. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
6. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
9. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
10. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
11. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
12. Eye Drops Off Shelf
13. Teachers Strike Idle Kids
14. Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
16. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
17. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
18. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
19. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
20. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
21. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Times in 10 Years
22. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
23. War Dims Hope for Peace
24. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
25. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
26. Deer Kill 17,000
27. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
28. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
29. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
30. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
31. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
32. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
33. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
34. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
35. Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
36. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
37. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
38. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
39. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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Post by: Mirai, Jun 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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People get more stupider every day.

*cookie to the one who sees the irony in my subject*

While browsing Snopes.com, I came accross a few lists that make me think "What kind of idiots are these people?!"

Automobile Insurance claims

Snopes.com said:

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention.

I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve several times before I hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and headed over the embankment.

In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for a plant all day and was on my way home. As I reached an inter-section a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident and damage my big end.

As I approached the intersection a sign appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I stuck a pedestrian.

My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, stuck my car and vanished.

I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run. So I ran over him.

I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out the way when I struck the front end.

The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.

I knocked over a man, he admitted it was his fault as he'd been knocked over before.
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Child support claims

Snopes.com said:

Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by John Smith. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks

I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto heel in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by my country. Please advise.

I do not know who the father of my child was as all squadies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.

John Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney -- maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to a party, [my eggs] might have remained unfertilised.
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News stories

Snopes.com said:

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they were both eaten by a killer whale.

A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an ax leaving her mentally ******ed.

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his walkman.

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
And finally . . .

Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
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Welfare Claims

Snopes.com said:

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had seven but one died, which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.

I am writing to the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get my money?

Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly by the clergy.

I cannot get sick pay. I have six children . . . Can you tell me why?

I am glad to report that my husband who was reported missing is dead.

This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it?

Please find out for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am now living with can't eat or do anything until he knows.

I am very much annoyed to find that you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie, as I was married to his father a week before he was born.

In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a ten-pound son. I hope this is satisfactory.

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my children, one of which was a mistake as you can see.

My husband got his project cut off for two weeks and I haven't had any relief since.

Unless I get my husband's money soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.

You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make any difference?

I have no children as yet, as my husband is a truck driver and works day and night.

In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.

I want my money as soon as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve I will have to send for another doctor.
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School absences

Snopes.com said:

Dear school: Pleas exkuse John for being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and 33.

Chris have an acre in his side.

Mary could not come to school because she was bother by very close veins.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

I kape Billie home because she had to Christmas shopping because I didn't no what size she wear.

John was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

Please excuse Gloria, She been sick and under the doctor.

My son is under the doctor's care and could not take fizacal ed. Please execute him.

Lillie was absent from school yesterday as she had a gang over.

Please excuse Blanch from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday, she fell out of a tree and misplaced her hip.

Please excuse Joyce from jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Joey Friday, he had loose vowels.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football, he was hurt in the growing part.

My daughter wouldn't come to school Monday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with some Marines.

Please excuse Sandra from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps [cramps].

Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sour trout [sore throat].

Please excuse Wayne for being out yesterday because he had the fuel [flu].

Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.

Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.

Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals.

Please forgive Clarence for being absent from school the past few days. He was home sick from an operation. He had ***** trouble and had to be serpent sized.

The basement of our house got flooded where the children sleep so they had to be evaporated.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah, diahoah, dyah, the ****s.
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Medical charts

Snopes.com said:

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.

The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

The patient refused autopsy.

The patient has no previous history of suicides.

Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

Patient's medical history has been remarkably with only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three days.

Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.

She is numb from her toes down.

While in ER, she was examined, X-rated, and sent home.

The skin was moist and dry.

Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

Patient was alert and unresponsive.

Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.

Skin: somewhat pale but present.

The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
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Sports commentators
For some reason I can't copy and paste this one...

So, what do you think? Are we going to live in a future of geniuses or what?!

Thread by: Mirai, Jun 27, 2007, 6 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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Ann Coulter and the Insultius Conservatis

To those of you who don't know who she is...

Is Ann Coulter competent? Should she get away with her slurrs and hatred? I mean, I know there's the 1st Ammendent, but "Many readers find her shrill, bombastic and mean-spirited. And those are the words used by readers who identified themselves as conservatives."

Share your opinions on this.

Me? Well, being Democrat, I don't really think she's very good. Calling liberals "Godless (even though I AM atheist, but that's besides the point...)"

Thread by: Mirai, Jun 27, 2007, 6 replies, in forum: Discussion
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Banning Anime!

Invader Jack said: ↑

That is the most screwed up proposal I've ever heard of!!!!! This person is a freaking RACIST!!! Saying that Japan is a "dark land!" What is their problem!!??! And being arrested for merely owning anime?!?!! I can understand a few shows being cancelled on TV, but this is outrageous!!!!!!!! And people, I've noticed that some of you are signing the petition thinking it's in the favor of anime staying in America, but the petition is for BANNING anime! DON'T SIGN IT!!!!!!!!!!
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Dude, calm down. It's a hoax.

Post by: Mirai, Jun 26, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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Banning Anime!

allisonlove90 said: ↑

I saw your post. It's just that I think it's real. a couple people say or think It's fake. I think it's real and whether or not this thread gets closed beware of this okay. I thought it was real because of youtube, but that's because of copyright. Now I'm starting to doubt it.
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... Why think it's real after someone just proved that its not? There's no reason why it IS real.

Post by: Mirai, Jun 26, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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Banning Anime!

allisonlove90 said: ↑

Really? I just wanted to see you guy's opinion when OR if they ban anime. I honestly think It's real. But you can have you're opinion.
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... It's been proven to be a HOAX!

Merriam Webster Dictionary said:

Main Entry: 2hoax
Function: noun
1 : an act intended to trick or dupe : IMPOSTURE
2 : something accepted or established by fraud or fabrication
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Post by: Mirai, Jun 26, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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Banning Anime!

Roxas said: ↑

lol I knew that Alice, but I didn't see any codes.

Also, I haven't voted because I honestly think this is fake.
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Did anyone besides Catch the Rain see my posts? <.< This is getting sad. And I don't mean in the "boo-hoo" way.

Post by: Mirai, Jun 26, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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Banning Anime!

DJSeph2007 said: ↑

well we learn stuff from anime to... like japanice!

Baga/Baka = Idiot/fool
Nani = What
Domo/Demo = But (im not sure of that)
doste = why

:D
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Baka, not baga.
Demo=But
Dou****e=Why/How?

Post by: Mirai, Jun 26, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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Banning Anime!

Jube said: ↑

As much as I don't like most Anime where exactly is the source for this.
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Here.
10charlimit

Post by: Mirai, Jun 26, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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Banning Anime!

Code Wii said: ↑

Love Hina, I would say it wasn't that perverted but in some ways it was.

But those 2 shows aren't enough, what about the other anime?

If they get rid of anime Tv-MA and TV-14 American shows should be gone too.
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Love Hina and Ah! My Goddess don't even show on American cable. At least here. So it'd be kind of stupid to ban anime based on those two.

Post by: Mirai, Jun 26, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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Banning Anime!

Catch The Rain said: ↑

*was just about to post that*

YouTube are having to remove anime and stuff because otherwise they might get sued by some of the anime companies *coughfunimationcough*

I do not think it would work if they actually DID try to ban anime over there (which I doubt they seriously would) But no one needs to get wound up by it ^^ *bows to internet goodness* so calmage guys!

Mirai your talent for finding the sources for hoaxes is quite impressive! ^^
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Actually, type in "ban on anime" on Google and press "I'm feeling lucky." ^^

Post by: Mirai, Jun 26, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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Banning Anime!

IS NO ONE GETTING THIS??

HOAX!!!

^It's called a link; you click it, and it takes you to the Museum of Hoaxes, where this is an article on this.

Post by: Mirai, Jun 26, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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Banning Anime!

People, people! Museum of Hoaxes!

Post by: Mirai, Jun 26, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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Banning Anime!

I'm not believing this 'till I see some proof.

EDIT: Oh man... I just found proof... that it's BOGUS!

Post by: Mirai, Jun 26, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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Banning Anime!

... Really, does anyone with common sense actually BELIEVE this? I mean, c'mon!

Post by: Mirai, Jun 26, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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Hey People!Check This Out!

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[monotone]All hail Silver_Bullet. All hail Silver_Bullet. All hail Silver_Bullet. All hail Silver_Bullet. All hail Silver_Bullet. All hail Silver_Bullet. All hail Silver_Bullet. All hail Silver_Bullet. All hail Silver_Bullet. All hail Silver_Bullet. All hail Silver_Bullet. All hail Silver_Bullet. All hail Silver_Bullet. All hail Silver_Bullet.[/monotone]

Futurama roxxorz.

Post by: Mirai, Jun 25, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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Random fact of the day

Xaldin, Sora 13, and Silver_bullet, please tell me you're being sarcastic.

You said there are THREE kinds of people. You only gave TWO options. The above 3 are 2.

Post by: Mirai, Jun 25, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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If Earth Had A Keyhole...

Xaldin said: ↑

The Bermuda Triangle,
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That'd explain a lot. Just think, a hord of Heartless attacks your ship and brings it to the bottom.

But, I really. I'd like to see it in Niagra Falls.

Post by: Mirai, Jun 24, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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Did anyone else, other than me go into panic mode?

I didn't go into a panic. But, I did think "What's up with this?"

What happened, anyway?

Post by: Mirai, Jun 24, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone

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