HIT THE LEVER. I sent them an email a couple weeks back complaining about all the stuff they were doing. All I got was a picture of Hitler as a response. When I tried to close the browser Hitler's eyes glowed red.
No.
That doesn't even make sense!
Not a movie so doesn't really count. The real heroes of the movie, right here.
I'm watching you.
I would love to have a horror film where the teenagers are all smart and make good decisions... and get killed anyway because the killer is just that much smarter than them.
Indeed.
tumblr drama is the worst drama.
Why do you think that, Haya?
I may replay MGS3 again if I find time. It's my favorite game.
Oh God.
No! The fanfic was not billed as a crossover fanfic! It was billed to me as Jurassic World fanfic, and that's the way it should of stayed! This **** was literally brought up ten chapters in without any prior mention! This **** was shoehorned in so Claire could get Jarvis to hack InGen and learn what the Indominus rex was made up of! I would have totally been fine with it had it just be a case of "these characters exist in this story but there aren't superheroes or gods or aliens as this is in the Jurassic Park universe" But nooooooooo, the writer just went "Oh yeah, the MCU and Jurassic World exist in the same world" FOR NO GODDAMN REASON! Hell, it probably isn't going to matter at all as the only reason was for Claire to call Pepper and get Jarvis to hack InGen! Why even mention any of the elements of the MCU?! Was it even necessary?! Was suddenly making this a crossover fic out of the goddamn blue really the only way Claire could of gotten this information?! WHY?!?! FANFIC WRITER!!! *shakes fist at the heavens*
"Man this Jurassic World fanfic is pretty good. I wonder what is going to happen ne-" Pepper Pots! Stark Industries! "O-okay! That's fine! It's just a small cameo! It's not it's going to actually mention of any of the fantastical stuff in the MCU!" Iron Monger! Iron Man! "...It's okay. I can ignore this. It's not like anything else in the MCU is going to be men-' Claire: The worlds are different place, what with that invasion in New York and gods and aliens and super soldiers... GODDAMMIT FANFIC!! You were doing so well then you had to shoehorn this bullshit in!! I hate when fanfic writers do this ****!
I want a dinosaur as a superhero dammit. And I want them on the Avengers.
I would love to have a Marvel movie that has a dinosaur in it.
Yep.
Word.
Umm... Haya? I think you forgot to put words in this posts. It's just a quote of my post.
I want a dinosaur.
Yeah, what an *******.
