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  1. Ars Nova
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    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 22, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    NEW OUTFIT

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    WHAT'CHALL THINK

    Are we talking about XY's pacing? I loved XY's pacing. * u* It was so wonky and offbeat and beautiful like the real world. Real talk one of my favorite parts of any journey was in RSE when you beat Norman and have to make the RIDICULOUS trek to the next town with a gym, and I kinda felt I was reliving it at some points in XY.
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 21, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Ars Nova
    EYY GUESS WHO IT IS :L

    This is a sandwich for the meatheads like me out there who physically cannot choke down the leafy greens, not to mention a tribute to the rough-and-tumble side of our fair maidens. Ladies and lords, I present to you the

    HEARTY PRINCESS STEAK SANDWICH

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    Ingredients

    The theme of the ingredients is hair color. For Alice, Aurora, and Cinderella, we have mayonnaise, swiss & gouda cheese (Ash said I could use white ingredients for the blondes SHUT U). For Snow White and Jasmine, we have kalamanda olives and ground black pepper. Of course Belle contributes the Philly steak, and for the clincher, we have a bit of puréed roasted red peppers representing Kairi. (The red peppers don't necessarily have to be puréed, but that'll come up again shortly.) We also have the prereq, of course - in this case a moderate helping of sweet butter lettuce leaves - and hoagie rolls to bring it all together. You'll also need a blender and a strainer... oh, and an oven & stove, of course.


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    Kairi's Kickin' Pepper Mayo

    The first step to a hearty sandwich is a hearty sauce. Mix 4 Tbsp of mayo, 4 tsp red pepper, 4 olives, and 1/2 tsp ground pepper in a container and purée until the mixture is smooth, creamy, and pink...


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    ...like so! Now, if your red peppers are pre-puréed you can mix in more by the teaspoon until you get just the right balance for your tastes. The more red pepper, the tangier it'll be - but be careful not to overpower the mayo. You can also leave the lettuce out of this step and add as much as you like to the sandwich later on, if you don't mind the texture. And finally, note that the ingredient amounts listed make enough sauce for four whole sandwiches, plus extra for dipping; if you're just feeding yourself, you can get by with a fourth of almost everything.


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    Beauty & the Beef

    Set the burner on high and cook the steak to your satisfaction. We like it cooked right through without a trace of red, but it's up to you.


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    Mm, lookin' good :F Strain the cooked steak to minimize grease. You want it to be juicy, but not so much it gets all over when you try to eat it. Be sure to stir so the juice drains evenly.


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    Seven as One

    Now, assemble as shown. Sauce on both sides, steak, cheese, cheese...


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    ...then broil on 400° for about 3 minutes, depending on your oven. You're trying to get it crispy and hot without browning the bread too much. Well, unless you like it that way.


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    While the sandwiches are cooking is a good time to take a pet break. Ain't she a sweetheart? [CAUTION: Attempting to apprehend and serve your pets as part of the meal is highly discouraged. Results are unpredictable, not to mention it's generally frowned upon in most parts of the world.]


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    And here's your finished product. We left it in a lil' too long, but it still turned out pretty good. And don't mind the color of the sauce, it's still as tangy and sweet as ever~


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    Put it all together and serve! As previously mentioned, you may wish to use surplus sauce as a dip.

    You're a Real Woman Now, Baby
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 20, 2014 in forum: Discussion
  4. Ars Nova
    F[plain]u[/plain]ck that makes me shiver
    Profile Post Comment by Ars Nova, Feb 20, 2014
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    ...
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 19, 2014 in forum: Gaming
  6. Ars Nova
    Final Fantasy VII: Advent Lightning

    Final Fantasy IV: The Lightning Years

    Final Fantasy Lightning Origins
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 19, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Wow nevermind everyone is jackasses. I feel sorry for no one.
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 19, 2014 in forum: Gaming
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    It's kind of unfortunate how easy it is to put an enterprising auteur spin on what is essentially firing hundreds of people. I just hope those laid off can find work with the clout the Irrational name affords them, or that they have among them people with the drive and talent to make their own work.
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 19, 2014 in forum: Gaming
  9. Ars Nova
    "THIS CEILING HATH SUFFER'D MY WRATH

    TREAD CAUTIOUSLY, ERE THOU KNOWEST ITS RETURN"
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 19, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Ars Nova
    Nigga you've seen me shoutin' about getting the game you coulda given me your friend code
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 19, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Ars Nova
    omg you have to get it so I can send you my special move

    I added fire damage to one of the fist specials and named it Agni Kai

    and when Tiz does it he shouts FOR HONOR!

    It's great :'D

    Well in this case it's Ziusudra's Sin but yeah you get the idea
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 18, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Ars Nova
    Pretty sure Bravely Default has devised the most metal way imaginable to get new summons

    The keepers of each summon test your worthiness to receive it by smacking you in the fucking mouth with it

    If you live, you win

    I love this game :'D
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 18, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Ars Nova
    Pff thanks man you're pretty cool too
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 18, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Ars Nova
    Interested and contributing to the cause
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 18, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Ars Nova
    My wait time's been over FOUR YEARS

    Check your privilege punk
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 18, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    OH COME ON JAY DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

    HIS CAR WAS TOTALED FOR GODSAKES
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 18, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Ars Nova
    Bye everybody it's been real
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 18, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Ars Nova
    Well if people would stop liking XIII then tHIS SHIT WOULDN'T HAPPEN /brick'd
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 18, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Ars Nova
    Whoa whoa whoa

    I get you're passionate about the whole "callin' people things" dealie but Amaury has enough trouble with context as it is

    Let's ease him into it, yeah?
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 18, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Ars Nova
    I'M NOT EVEN CAUGHT UP LIKE I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS SHOW BUT SOMEBODY SAID SIMON AND I SWEAR MY FUCKING EARS PERKED UP LIKE A DOG'S EARS

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    U SAY SIMON?

    omfg your signature is perfect for this
    Post by: Ars Nova, Feb 18, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone