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  1. Ars Nova
    If I can only vote for one, and Jayn's already getting plenty of love as it should be...
    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 29, 2013 in forum: 2013
  2. Ars Nova
    HWOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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    Froggy went a-c-c-c-courtin' an' he did ride, c-c-c-Cramboooone
    Froggy went a-c-courtin' an' he did ride, c-c-c-eh-c-c-cuh-c-c-Cramboooone!
    Thread by: Ars Nova, Aug 29, 2013, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Ars Nova
    Just an addendum

    To everyone saying it's too big to be portable?

    Have you niggas ever heard of a messenger bag? Seriously.

    Fun fact: Books are portable.

    This message brought to you in part by Jay
    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 29, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Ars Nova
    He says while being a mopey complainer

    E: #1 is Vaan which is NOT correct, next 3 are Tidus, Seifer and Zidane which are much closer to home
    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 29, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Ars Nova
    Some of those are legit but they are not your complaints

    You didn't raise a single one in this thread
    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 28, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Ars Nova
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    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 28, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Ars Nova
    This thread is generally a terrible sight but one good thing came of it

    Two great people found each other

    And that is enough to declare a success

    #allaboutthelittlethings

    Ben don't be a lame

    How can we have shouting matches over pants-on-head retarded criticisms of a system not marketed at us anywhere but the Spamzone
    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 28, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Ars Nova
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man you're giving all the awards
    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 28, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Ars Nova
    Yo someone besides me remembers that movie exists!?

    Considering KHII went for a kinda-sorta Return of Jafar vibe, I wouldn't put it past them. I can imagine a fight in the palace with the Forty Thieves, another in the hide-out, and maybe a one-on-one duel with Sa'Luk in the Hand of Midas chamber. Not to mention they spend a lot less time in Agrabah proper in that one, so maybe the layout won't be a mess.
    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 27, 2013 in forum: General & Upcoming Kingdom Hearts
  10. Ars Nova
    Never doubt the power of networking
    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Ars Nova
    Granted a mutual ex can also be a potent bonding factor
    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Ars Nova
    None of you watched Toonami that night, noted
    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Ars Nova
    for best Youtube video currently on Youtube

    Thread by: Ars Nova, Aug 26, 2013, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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  15. Ars Nova
    Actually the one-liners are mediocre and not at all what I was talking about.

    I know this isn't exactly an argument to the contrary but... this is really funny considering you're talking to a writer. :'D

    Saved it? Doubtful. Brought it to the level of the original? Probably not. You overestimate written word and underestimate the impact of everything else. Writers don't tell stories by themselves, and storytelling is not just about florid language. What lacks in the later games in the series is as much writing as it is plot: The way events are arranged is sloppy, unfamiliar settings are given disproportionate amounts of weight, new characters are introduced which quickly become as important as the old without really earning it, nothing is as deliberate or meaningful as it was in the beginning... Not to mention many aesthetic elements become incongruous as a less uniform range of Disney movies is incorporated into the story. There are so many awkward and disjointed elements that don't just boil down to the script, even when you're just talking about the characters.

    Good lines cannot fix these things because good lines have nothing to do with these things. These things will still be bad, no matter how good the writing is, and trying to improve them indirectly through quality of dialogue is both inefficient and utterly transparent. Riku will still be fighting the same boss in every game, half the worlds in KH2 will still be barely connected to the overarching plot, and Xehanort's time travel will still be really confusing. The amount of times I've tried to reconcile the plot holes in it should attest to that. Besides that, the translation's job is not to bandage something that's full of holes; it's to bring out the ideas expressed in the original work for a different audience. If the original work is sloppy, no amount of good writing will make it less sloppy. At best, it will have good writing and still be sloppy in other areas, perhaps attaining the illusion of being fixed, but not the reality. It's a wondrous art, but it has its limits.
    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 26, 2013 in forum: General & Upcoming Kingdom Hearts
  16. Ars Nova
    It should come as no surprise that little me was just as spacey and absent-minded as current me currently is. That said, once I yawned aloud in religion class (Catholic school lal) without thinking about it. Made a bit of a production of it, too. I continued to not realize what I had done even as I was sent outside for five minutes.

    That and I was once sent to the principal's office because, while trashing a Capri-Sun, I held it up to my crotch, squeezed, and went 'Ahhhh.' The class was in hysterics, and even the principal laughed when she heard it.
    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 26, 2013 in forum: Discussion
  17. Ars Nova
    And if enough people think like this, much more frightening bills will continue to pass.

    It's a scare tactic, they're all the rage these days. At least it's being used against the government as much as for it.
    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 26, 2013 in forum: Current Events
  18. Ars Nova
    Of the three, I've heard only good things about Lost Odyssey and only bad about the other two. For what it's worth.
    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 26, 2013 in forum: Gaming
  19. Ars Nova
    They can fix a bad line, but the're hard-pressed to sell a bad plot hook or repair a broken character. Actions are at least as important as words, and a good translation can't change the fundamental structure of the narrative - short of tossing it out completely, which doesn't exactly fix it. 3D's translation was stellar, and Sora had some great lines; doesn't make him less stupid in the long run. And Hatok, weren't you the one who said you didn't like either Riku or Axel's character arcs in that game? Their dialogue was good, but can it save them alone?
    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 26, 2013 in forum: General & Upcoming Kingdom Hearts
  20. Ars Nova
    ROBIN IS A GREAT CHARACTER AND THE FACT THAT LATER SEASONS RE-USED EVERYONE BUT HER IS A CRIME
    Post by: Ars Nova, Aug 25, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone