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1. No you don't understand. I have every piece of equipment required, except a functional video editor. Unless you want me to stream me watching your videos, which is weird and dumb and I'm not doing it, it ain't gonna happen unless it's live and built in.

Yo if you don't think I'm serious about my offer to guest commentate anyone's playthrough

you're wrong

SO MANY JOKES I COULD'VE MADE KDGHFHS I WISH I HAD A VIDEO EDITOR

Take a look at this tiny space.

To the sapient species seeking freedom, this planet is a prison, surrounded by void.

And so these Protheans... sought out to escape from their prison.

They sought a way to cross over into other galaxies.

And they activated the Mass Relays.


Don't bother. Your distress beacons cannot reach them where they are.

Their civilization belongs again to the Reapers.

All creatures rise by the grace of the Reapers. And all so end. Yours will be no different.

We have sprouted within it. We grow, consume. Such is our nature.

In the end, all species return to the Reapers.

You see... Reapers... are the only true rulers of this galaxy.


So, you've come this far, and still you understand nothing.

Every sapient shall die. ALL SHALL BE SUBSUMED BY THE REAPERS.

Ok I'm about ready to be done bumping this thread but I figured this was better to ask here instead of making a new one for it.

Is there a way to, like, screw up romance with Jack once you've got the loyalty mission done? Because I'm talking to her a lot and she consistently mentions that I'm pushing her really hard

I figure that is a natural progression, I just want to be sure. I'm givin up mah qurl Tali for this, I don't wanna whiff out. (Also it legit makes me feel bad irl because she looks really distressed sometimes skfjsdghdsh)

But I can't b shotgun sniper in dis wun

>implicative

Yeah, I found that out at last. That loyalty mission tho. ; n;

I'm sorry I can't hear you over my stirring speech to the Admiralty board

Wow Mordin's loyalty mission is the first time I've ever had a hard time making a moral choice in a video game

You did it Bioware

I CHARGED STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE AND HEADBUTTED IT IN THE FACE.

I took the left path, but I probably could've gone down the middle. When I got there I laughed at how fast it died. I actually took my eyes off it for a second to clean up the mooks pouring in around it, and one layer of its shielding had gone. Maybe Grunt's just too good.

That's what my SMG with warped ammo is for~

So I now understand the calibrations joke

Is there a reason I've survived the skirmish on Horizon, rescued Tali from a FREE AS FUCK Colossus, and had a romantic night out blowing up an abandoned research station with my new super-soldier waifu starring Grunt as the Best Third Wheel Ever, and my best bro still hasn't had new dialogue since I picked him up on Omega?

Is this a glitch have I ruined everything

[Upgraded Submachine Gun]
[Incendiary Ammo]
[Heavy Charge]

NOT ANYMORE.

Oh yeah no Husks are pissing me off. Had to fight them and Scions at once. Somehow that was harder than fighting a Collector pincer attack with the glowy "assuming direct control" bodyjumper fuck showing up like six times, and a giant legion-bug that kept repeatedly blasting bio-diarrhea in my face when it got close. I repeat, both of those things were easier than a pair of glow-in-the-dark Flood with psychic wristwatches surrounded by murderous downs patients.

tl;dr I have decided Scions are my nemesis.

So. I'm at the point where I can walk briskly down a hallway full of angry krogans and beat them to death with my bare hands.

I LOVE VANGUARDS.

Wisdom from Zakera Ward

"It'd be so much easier if we all had the same DNA, but noooo, the universe loves diversity."
~Presidium Groundskeeper

"Eating a fish from the Presidium would be like... screwing Sha'ira."
"Ugh. Asari are so... squishy. Where are you supposed to get a decent grip?"
~Kargesh & Rukar

For a second I thought you just legit cost me a game over I was about to smack you upside the head

Took care of that fucker, lookin' forward to my free drinks

In unrelated news,

Update: Got drunk for the first time. Cracked open a bottle of brandy with Chakwas. I love this game already :'D

Now I want to try fighting while drunk. Wonder if this is possible. Will require extensive binge dri-study.

Oh and I got Jack. Immediately offered her full access to Cerberus's files on her. Miranda gave me an actual real-life smh.
SUCCESS

SO I JUST BOUGHT FORNAX AND

I CAN'T FUCKIN BREATHE

I need a subscription to Krogasm right the fuck now

Oh ok whew

Renegades stab people in the back before they become a threat

Renegades intimidate, threaten, and blackmail to avoid fighting

Renegades would rather leave the weak to rot than strain themselves defending them

And you're calling me the pussy

Wait is Razor Wind Flying-type now? I thought it was always Normal. I know a couple 1st-gen moves got switched from Normal to Flying, but I didn't think that was one of 'em...

E: Oh, I was right. It's still Normal as of 5th gen. So it do nuttin' on dem lawn, bwoy. Also, the advantage to spending that extra turn is it's base 100 damage with extra crit chance. Still don't think it's worth it, I'm js.

EE: Also you should totes get Ice Punch on your Floatzel. Serebii says a Tutor can teach it in Platinum specifically.

I like how they expect the 360ers to be faithful and the PS3ites to cheat

Or maybe they were goin' for a yin-yang kinda deal

I think in the original Gold I once beat Red's Pikachu with a lv50-odd Tauros

Not sure how I managed that one.

Then again I'm pretty sure I also beat Sabrina in Yellow with my Pikachu at lv30. I might actually be a Pokemon god.

I am really surprised you put Fearow to use in that game. HG/SS might be the second or third hardest E4 I've ever fought.

I'm just gonna call you the Ornithologist from now on I hope you're ok with that

Ew sloppy seconds nothx

Dude, if someone on KH-V wants me to commentate a game stream, I am fuckin' there. Just name the time and place.

And actually I'm probably geared to host events like that too. I really need to find a use for all this expensive equipment I got for Christmas which has since been gathering dust on my shelf.

The problem is not distinguishing Paragon from Renegade

The problem is that both options lead to something I do not want at all

I'm having a hard enough time deciding if I want to go for Tali or Jack, I don't need Miranda trying to trap my ass in the midst of that

I missed several posts by people I <3 because when I first checked up on the thread it skipped me to the bit where all the ysosrsfags came in I'M SORRY EVERYONE ILU

Damn, should've recorded it. Could've made a killing in views.

I sowwee ; n;

You should record it and let me commentate *brick'd*

Yeah, Infernape is a really good choice that will be consistently useful, but the rest of them are kind of handicaps, lol. Not to say it can't be done. Hell, if it can be Nuzlocked, anything's possible.

Although I would highly recommend that Infernape come packing something a little stronger than Flame Wheel. Flamethrower and Overheat are good choices. I hesitate to say Fire Blast because its PP is constricting and you can't afford a miss - whereas Overheat's side effect can be switched off, and you'll be switching a lot anyway.

Funny you should say that, since Blastoising (colloquialism for focusing on one Pokemon) is the accepted method for speedrunning. Tested across virtually every generation to be more efficient than raising a well-rounded team with love and care. Talk about flawed by design, haha.