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DO YOU EVEN LIFT
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YOU MEAN THE DJ? OF COURSE I LET THE DJ LIVE CAN'T KILL THE MUSIC BAYBEEEE
I expect a party in my honor, complete with champagne and an array of fancy cheeses. Plus a gold medal that says "fashionably late." Of note: War Hero, Vanguard, Shotguns, Shotguns, SHOTGUNS. I didn't even bother hiding behind cover on the Citadel finale, I just strode about and obliterated the heads off of any Geth who crossed me. Yes, I let Ashley die. No, it's not because she's racist. It's mostly because right up 'til the end of the game I still laughed at the fact that the game required a loading screen to talk to Kaidan. And the fuckin' look he gives you right before it starts is too good. I have dubbed it THE EYES OF LOADING. Yes, I romanced Liara, but mostly because Tali isn't an option, apparently. I'm told this changes in ME2. Highly anticipated. (Also that sex scene was totally ruined by the constant shuffling noises js) By chance I had this playing when Wrex found out the Salarians were planning to destroy the genophage cure and you had to talk him down from shooting up the place. That scene took on an... interesting flavor. Blame Sumi, her music taste is too stronk. Got an interesting glitch once or twice, where the textures of my squad and most enemies would become corrupted or something? All I know is it turned me into a walking fog of black pixels. Figured out it was a compatibility issue with AMD and fixed it, but it made Noveria and the first bit of Ilos pretty interesting. I was very pleased that talking Saren down was an option. I was also very pleased that Garrus double-tapped him, just to be sure. Then I lost my motherfucking mind when he got bACK UP HOLY SHIT SOVERAREN. SARVEREIGN. WHATEVER. FUCK. THAT WAS ALL REALLY GOOD. The Council is dead and I am a Stalwart Shut up Nova no one on this forum is old enough to get that joke. I kinda picked that one on instinct, but in retrospect I regret my decision. I got the full retard ending where humans are suddenly the most important things in the universe. Or maybe that's both endings Idk. Message from Liara: DO YOU EVEN LIFT Looking forward to ME2! Or possibly a Ruthless Renegade Infiltrator Femshep run, we'll see how I feel
Except that's dull and weird
Mmmmaybe But then you can't be king
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NO SLEEP 'TIL BROOKLYN
Get on Skype you butt sandwich with poop dressing
Guys omg you're doing it all wrong Staff/prems can't be protags there's no room for growth Audiences like underdogs with everything to prove like Britishism (back before I got banned at least) and Hatok
Reusing old Skype status jokes? C'mon, you can do better than that.
Nah, he's more like Big Good. Or The Ace.
Ok, so far we have a lot of votes for multiple protags. Makes sense to me. And yeah another good question has been raised, what the hell genre/series would we be like? I was thinking Armored Core, 'cause allegiances are always shifting and there's a lot of emphasis on old generation vs. new generation. Mercs grouping up with people they've fought alongside, old veterans who are respected but losing their edge, newbie protags whose goal is to rise through the ranks, etc.
My first shiny was a Graveler. I'm still not sure how to feel about this. Are you actually trying to call No True Scotsman fallacy on Pokémon I will punch you in the goddamn mouth
If KH-V was actually a work of fiction, who would be the protag? And don't say yourself, you fucking tool. Or at least explain it if you're gonna.
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Not to worry, I'm hacking the broadcast as we speak. Soon the KH-V airwaves will be filled with third-string DC programming from half a decade ago. Because apparently that's all I watch
Did everyone forget Twilight Princess came out for Gamecube? I wasn't at all interested in the Wii version. Well, that wouldn't be much better for V-XIII. Either way it's losing a chunk of sales it committed to. And knowing Squeenix's business practices as of late, they're gonna pump out absurd numbers of copies and come up negative. Unless the game's Nukemian development cycle has actually hyped people up even more, which I doubt. I just made that up, Nukemian. Referring to Duke Nukem, of course. Yea nay?
