flaming dicks in a sandwich Bed of Chaos When even the developer comes out and says "Yeah we hate this boss too," you know you ain't alone That and PvP is kind of like if Brawl Minus was real and actually how a game played
Yeah I mean look at me I'm tearing Skyrim a new asshole but I'm also unabashedly in love with Dark Souls like to the point that I blatantly ignore its flaws and swoon over its very mention You can have your cake and eat it too and then throw the rest in the trash That analogy is the real trash here but hopefully you get what I mean
See this is the argument for it that makes me grind my teeth A game that lets you walk in any direction within 10 minutes of beginning it is not necessarily the one with the most player freedom Yes, you can do most anything you want in any order, but as a result the game is designed such that all or most of your options are feasible from the beginning, which more often than not leads to them being exceedingly boring All of the quests resemble each other, just in case they're the first one you tried All of the towns are painfully similar because they all try to represent the full and complete town experience All of the skills are either good enough to beat the entire game with solo or comparatively useless due to poor balance There's no structure, there's no sense of progression, there's no satisfaction for plumbing the depths of the game world and slowly but surely unfurling its mysteries There's just more rocks and trees wow grats u did it u found the trees gj hero In addition I agree with all of this
