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I put three seconds into finding that macro. I put three hours into the Megaquotepost.

I got the same amount of rep for each.

...

Fuck everything say goodbye to any chance of Megaquotepost III happening

Aw c'mon Fork! Tell us who you are! What, you wanna be one of the Gandors? Or maybe the-

...WAIT

MAKAZE

WE'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG.

I'M ELMER AND YOU'RE HUEY.

SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE

#1 class world. Especially Battle Engie, so fun <3

"How about a gun that shoots another gun that shoots chainsaw bullets?"

"Kallen gets the robot."

Psh noooo, we just have a lot of pent-up aggression and this is our only viable outlet. :L

He wants to be Ladd. I am a fair bit like him, or at least the closest fit under the circumstances... Hell, he even accepted tutelage from me.

Although I personally identify more with Graham, but I don't think Llave could stomach being two stages removed from your level :'D

"I don't wanna kill [him]! What would I do without [him]?"

...Aw Christ I just compared myself to my antithesis. /slitslit

Not funny

Your featuritis is adorable, "window shopping" and all.

Feh, I have the opposite problem. Don't want to be seen, but some smart-aleck is always bumping me onto the screen.

Crap like that is what made me leave my last forum, you jerk D':<

So you won't abide false flattery, but you're perfectly fine with maintaining her mistake over your gender? You're a slippery snake, you are. Don't ever blame me for trying to shatter the illusion~

AND STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE COMING TO HER RESCUE

Kitty's like the honey badger

She

don't

care.

Cashing in on a Lord reservation.


Name ~ "Call me Dona."

Donatien Alphonse François. He's quite proud of it. Someone once called him Doughnut; the offender's remains are often mistaken for a dadist sculpture.​

Age ~ "Not important."

28 at last count, though time seems to move strangely in the mansion. He professes to be a fair bit older, though at times acts a fair bit younger.​

Type ~ "When wickedness churns in the womb of fantasy, out slithers something like myself."

A variety of demon. Calls himself a Faerie, though hardly the Tinkerbell sort. There seems to be some human in there, but it is stifled.​

Powers ~ "I daresay you'll want to stay on my good side."

DOMINION. Dona exerts varying levels of influence on others. This can be anything from forcing their obedience to inducing certain emotions in them. He can direct this force, with much effort, but as long as he is conscious (Bear in mind that he is tricky about sleep) it remains in passive effect around him, in which case the effects tend towards exposing or magnifying existing emotions in the affected. It seems to be dependent on his will versus the will of his target, and the strong-willed can resist it more reliably.
PHANTASM. Dona is capable of frightening feats of illusion, and he can make them ever-so real for the one experiencing it. In fact, it's questionable if he's forcing a skewed version of reality on his victims, or simply tapping into what already exists. He may use his powers to aid him in sleight of hand, to launch an all-out assault from the shadows, and anything in between--and, perhaps, some things beyond. His one limit is that he can only employ what his victim would believe... but you'd be surprised what sorts of things you can convince someone to believe, under the right circumstances.
WALLACHIA. Dona has a unique relationship with the castle; he seems to believe it is alive, although as with his other powers, it's a wonder if he's wrong or if everyone else is. In the ever-shifting manor, he always seems to know where to go, and is quick to discover new passages and wings. He may even be able to control the changes. He sometimes combines his first two powers with the third, to terrifying effect; even the other residents may be taken aback.​

Appearance ~ "Oh? Would you like a closer look?"

Rather tall, averaging 6'2", though it seems to vary. Cut, but not buff; his strength would surprise you. Always clean-shaven, always... at least, everywhere that's polite to display in public. Obviously, his eyes must be a piercing, incandescent hue of green; for them to be otherwise just wouldn't be right. Likes to play with his hair color, though he seems to be naturally black-haired. Oh, and although he'll deny it up and down, he blushes candy-red, starting from the ears. Dresses variably from wild and technicolor to functional and brown, sometimes blends of those.​

Sexuality ~ "I'm quite interested in sex."

Pansexual, decidedly so, though he leans towards women. No pun intended.​

Personality ~ "Of course. I love talking about myself."

An alpha male, first and foremost. It defines his every action: He does not just want to be in control, he is in control. He will take pains to establish his dominance... Rather, he will give pains, and he has no shortage of pain to give. A sadist, if you couldn't tell; but if you've fallen into complacency in seeing the word, thinking it a cheap label only used by angst-ridden children to render themselves twisted or mysterious, he will teach you the folly of assumptions.
Loves to talk. Not necessarily to hear himself talk, though he enjoys enough aspects of himself that we could assume it from the premises. Loves to talk about himself the most, though you'd be surprised how often you find yourself at the end of an hours-long spiel on his positive and negative traits, habits, and even a complicated break-down of his natal chart, still feeling as if you know nothing about him. He excels at concealing by revealing.
Also loves to hear others talk--again, particularly about themselves. As a natural extension of his control, he likes to know as much as he can about the things and people in his world, and the flow of new information and wisdom excites him like precious little else. That precious little else includes, but is not limited to: a good fight, a good book, and a good little boy or girl to break.
Mixes business with pleasure. Can shift between moods or activities at a blinding pace. One moment he might be enjoying tea and fine conversation with an acquaintance, the next receiving, ahem, "esteemed service" from a young lady, all without leaving his seat or changing expression. It's almost clinical sometimes, the way he flies through certain situations, though he is far from detached. More accurate to say that feels too much, too wildly (That's not quite it either, but it is more accurate).
A true, blue libertine, he finds morals quaint at best and despicable at worst. He enjoys pressing people's limits until they snap. And anyone he can't break, he wants to own. Not to say he wouldn't own someone broken, but he'd likely repair them. Anyone who resists him long enough earns a great deal of respect and admiration, though few can name a soul who's so done. He does have scruples, one of them being, predictably, that he cannot abide lies.
A very hands-on sort of person, however you may choose to take that. Likes to do his own dirty work. Whether this is because he enjoys the thrill or because he devalues others, well, only he knows.
Typically apathetic, which limits his abilities. But sometimes, he gets a manic little twinkle in his eye. Most of the time, the other residents of the castle know to stay out of his way when this happens. He moves like a man possessed; whatever he wants, he'll have it, damned if the whole world aims to stop him. Lord help you if you're the one he's after.​

Bio ~ "My history is nothing special. I've come from one place, and I'm going to another."

The castle shook. He, hunched over, trembling. He fell to his knees as a voice boomed through the corridor. It was wordless, yet there was a command in it. Rather, something like a statement of intent.
Dona's heart swelled and brushed against his throat, as if he'd puke it up any moment. It hammered in his chest and up through his head. It had been a long time. He wasn't ready. But once he adjusted, he could stand again.
The last of the order whispered through. The castle still rumbled. He put his hand on the wall, as if steadying a restless horse, and it began to settle. Then he smiled to himself.
"Under new management, are we?"​

EDIT: Added the other categories. I will probably continue to tweak it until I am explicitly ordered to stop, because that's how I am.

You shut up

All in due time, my friend

You know what you need to do? You need to get in on an Abridged series. Make yourself known to the Voice Acting Alliance, you're bound to get picked up for something.

[/firstworldproblems]

EVEN POOP

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Came in expecting sword, shield, staff

Left disappointed.

It is quite funny. But not nearly as fun as seeing him excited.

You do know you can click on your icon to freeze it in place, right?

Aww, good for you c:

Oh my, I missed this? Sounds like good fun :L

I'm gonna knock you out, boy

Whooooa, now. Cold chill, baby girl.

...Hehehe. Knife, twist. Hur hur

You are clueless aren't you

AND DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT FIRE THAT WAY

...Is

Is that Graham Specter in your avatar?

...

PFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH GOD

THAT IS SO PERFECT

I'm going to preface the wall with this, and every time the person is quoted you can assume I am reiterating it for emphasis:

Shut up Rat

jk rabu <3

NO, YOU CAN'T.

WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS TO ME, PAST ME.

Sweet baby Seath no

"Good luck killing yourself"

Yes ok thank you

SEE

EVERYONE WANTS TO HURT ME

;_;

I actually don't know what that's from or what the reason is.

wehetjtrjyrkyjthgfgetjrherwererwtrtrwtwerewrerqwerewtwrtw

Hush it's a Dark Souls reference

YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, PUNK

You mean Electric Tale of Pikachu? Shit, those were da bomb.

Guys

You will know when it starts

I will tell you when it starts

WELP HERE WE ARE

ARE WE AMAZED YET

do you think maybe we could work some mournful weeping into our busy schedule of amazement

[/feel sorry for meeee for this thing i have done to myseeeelf]

hahaha IT'S HAPENING YOU FAT NASTY TRASH.

popoopopioiopioipooioipoiopoiooipuopuipouopiopupoip

No it is actually 20 ok

You see all of these comments on when it will happen or what page we're on look very silly when we've hit the 20-page mark

...It's going to be just you two for a page, isn't it.

YEP. Sighhhh

*FIREFOX CRASHED HERE*

What are you playing Tony Hawk

BAAAA BOOOO BAAAA duu dun duu dun duu d-

Wait wrong theme music

So I'm watching Fairy Tail

And this fat dude is burrowing through the ground and going BUOYOYOYOYOYO

and as a result I cannot focus long enough to respond to this quote

You know that time when

I CAN SEE THE FUTUREEEE

I'M ON FIREEEE

Yes, it has

In fact it has gotten well over that many

No, we're actually already there.

He is almost correct. THIS IS HOW I WILL RESPOND TO EVERYTHING LIKE THIS IN THE FUTURE

Makaze failing to read properly?! You need sleep boi

I knew your mother last night [/bible slang]

This time around the posts are severely underwhelming

And as a result I am probably going to be less funny overall

You're killin' me people

No, Ubi est soft. :v

WAIT JAN COME BACK ; a;

Clearly this one (WARNING: CONTAINS DEM BUTTS)

See, you know what else looks weird to me, when I go to do this

People talking to each other via quotes

*anyone *brick'd*

DON'T TALK ABOUT ROCKS

Because we like to see me suffer

And I like to inflict suffering on myself for others' amusement

It's a cruel and strangely non-protested vicious cycle

Nope, only up to page 20. YOUR PLAN FAILS DUE TO ME NOT GIVING A SHIT.

I think I already responded to this

which was dumb because now I have to respond to me responding to this

Or we can look at this Cosbyistically and say, "Bappa floop diddly mubbo puddin pops"

Hey look

I've got all the naked you need ok *cough points several replies up*

YOU NOT AT ALL FIGURATIVELY BROKE YOUR FIREFOX, DUMBASS

HAPPY NOW?!

STOP MAKING

ME HUNGRY

stairs oof.​

This post is wasting precious comedy time

How do you even have two fonts on one sdgkjsdfladshfkskfhjdgsfsdkjhdgsfsdhf

What are you a cat

Spoiler

8ut ooooooooh so fashiona8le. :::;D

I see that x, boyo.

Remember that problem I had with Fairy Tail before

Now I'm having it with Teen Titans

THE END, PART 1

BEST SEASON FINALE OF ANYTHING EVER

Whenever I don't know how to respond I'm just going to post quotes from THE END PARTS 1 AND 2

"Don't hurt them..."

"I'm not the one hurting them."

Oh, hi Fire. :L

whoooo are you

who who, who who

SEE

WHEN ROBIN WAS ABOUT TO DIE

RAVEN SAID OK ENOUGH I'LL GO WITH YOU

O

T

P

[/the only crack ship i will ever indulge]

That video

oh god

That poor kid

No response.

Fuck I'm dubbing down all these steps

See

This is what I'm talking about

You could be referring to a penis for all I know

You people need to learn to think in the long-term

"Even your own army won't listen to you."

DEEZ STAIRS *brick'd*

"All I wanted was to make your last day perfect. Instead, you spent it worrying about me."

"That's what friends do."

"*dinosaur noises*"

Be careful, you can be killed now. [/HA NOW WHO'S MAKING THE OBTUSE FANDOM JOKES]

Oh great, now my cursor broke. *refresh* Ahhhh there we go

I don't either

No he clearly means wrong

It fits him too well to be accidental

Plums

You're trying too hard

I keep hearing your stupid video.

You're a jackass.

What are you even

See now you're doing the thing qrkjdgsfshjgshk

OH GOD ARE WE GOING TO START THE SONG QUOTES NOW

Jesus

*sigh* Let me load up some tabs

You don't even know

Who are you even talking to

DO YOU SEE HOW SILLY THIS LOOKS NOW

*GROWING INCREASINGLY EXASPERATED*

You know what

You guys seriously

I like your style.

DAREST THEE DEMAND OF JAYN?!

SHE MUST RESERVE HER BRAIN POWER FOR WEAVING TOGETHER MAGNIFICENT ROLE PLAYS AND TRUTH OR DARE QUESTIONS

Oh I see how it is

Hey everybody let's turn all of lonely little Forzie's threads into hookup threads

Won't that be a hoot, oh ho ho ho ho

This reminds me of a joke from a Halo Machinima I really liked that I can't find anymore

"What's the shape of Germany? Daaaas BOOT!"

That's what's so lovely about her~

Yeah ok blame me for you getting laid that's usually how it works

In early '99 I beat the Ocarina of time

I'm quite the legend in this town

My friends get wicked shit from all the foul-mouthed fools you roll with

... ;_;

Just push your luck, there will be blood; most likely our own carnage

We all just wanna do our thing without the misery you bring

Go fuck yourselves, leave us alone~

YOU AAAALL NEED TO GOOOO AWAAAAY, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

YOU AAAALL NEED TO LEAVE MEEEE AND MY HOMEBOYS ALONE

YOU AAAALL NEED TO GOOOO AWAAAAY, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

PFFFFHAHAHAHA

Thank you, man

YOU AAAALL NEED TO LEAVE ME AND MY SENSITIVE HOMEBOYS ALONE~

"Raven wasn't the only one with a bad side."

No. No it's not.

No it's NOT HOLY DSKJGFSDJGSDF WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I don't even

GOD DAMN IT LOOK WHAT YOU STARTED

THIS IS NOT QUESTION TIME

QUESTION TIME IS QUESTION TIME

WAIT 'TIL MY TURN COMES BACK AROUND

YEAH SEE

YOU SEEM TO FORGET YOU'RE ON A FORUM PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNGSTERS

"You remind me of our sister!"

"I will take that as a compliment."

"No wonder Terra dumped you."

That line hurt me ;_;

"This doesn't change a thing. If I ever see you again-"

"I wouldn't expect anything less."

I can't say that character would be one of your strongest assets

Not that we're perfect, merely extra perfect

So don't think you know a thing about a thing you know nothing about

Go fuck yourselves, leave us alone~

YOU AAAALL NEED TO GOOOO AWAAAAY, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS~

I don't even know if this is a song lyric or if you're responding to something someone said or what

and Teen Titans is over

so

skgfgkhsdfldskjhslkgjsgsdfkjlsdgsdf

That stopped being funny before it even started

wqeqewrqweqweweqewwewqeqweqwqweqweq

Now here's something I'd sing <3

Dingo dingo dingo dingo

Dingo dingo dingo DILE. :3

Home with the milk in the morning,

singin' the same old song~

What the dick

YOUR TEXT SAYS ONE THING BUT YOUR SONG LYRICS SAY ANOTHER ;_;

HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL OEWIREWOIGUWHWIUREREWIPOWEYTEIPOYEWT

...

y'all *****z gey

I never know what you're talking about because you don't use quotes at all

AND THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS THREAD IS FOR

Spoiler

This is your punishment.

What have changed

Oh Mach what a ho

I CAN'T QUOTE ANYTHING FROM OH EDO ROCKET

FKJSHDSKFJSDGK

No jury in the world

Ooooh you made her maaaad~

hahahehehuhuhahehohihuhehiuheahuo

I was going to ask you if it was a rotation or if you just couldn't decide which one you liked best

>all 17 of them
>89

YEAH!

Oh lawd here we go

What is I don't

Can we do that first one later ;D *brick'd*

Ikr? Hell, I ain't complainin'~ *double brick'd*

I don't even know what you're doing right now

so here is Batdance

Oops, looks like

I missed two. [/edit]

Like the track, not much for the singing

*tucks you in* :o

You are excited about this aren't you

WHO IS YOU FUCK

Yes you ******plug see what you have wrought

We're not 6 pages from, we're one after

*tucks you in* :o

Yeap.

Yeap.

Wow you self-entitled dickbeast no one cares about your day

Keep calm and post on?

You know, this used to be one of my favorite villain songs.

I am quickly tiring of it thanks to the militant fandom suddenly behind it.

Can you people please stop making me go back on my vendetta against popularity bias

What the moist, glistening fuck are you on about

;_;

HARUMPH HARUMPH

Why are you cheering them on

I guess now's as good a time as any to confess this.

I don't much care for Persona music. It is WAY too artificial-sounding to me.

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

You are excited about this

Good lord you like to see me suffer the most don't you

...Why does that turn me on

Let's do the fooka-fooka!

Billy Zane?!

Can we make those my dreams instea-*brick'd*

So there's a commercial on for yourged.org

and all these kids are sad at their jobs

and then they all look real hard at these walls

and push and they all fall down

and they're like "when you get your ged, the barriers in your life break down"

and I feel like such an old conspiracy theorist fart when I think THE LIES WE TELL THESE POOR CHILDREN

Dearest Jayn

Don't you know the way to my heart is with sappy j-rock?!

Try some Bump of Chicken or The Pillows

He is watching you Mufasturbate

YOU AAAALL NEED TO GOOOO AWAAAA-*brick'd*

HOLD

THE

GOD

DAMN

PHONE.

Are you mackin' on my gig, bub? Are you riffin' on my shtick?! DO I NEED TO SHOW YOUR ASS UP AGAIN?!

What, you think you can appease me by including my name in the lyrics?! I KNOW YOUR GAME, CHILD, AND I AM NO SUCKER! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

PREPARE YOUR TIGHT VIRGIN ANUS, RUDEBOY!!

*GUITARRRR*

YOU CAN'T KILL THE NOVA
THE NOVA WILL LIVE ON.

WOLFIE TRIED TO KILL THE NOVA
BUT SHE FAILED, AS SHE WAS SMOTE TO THE GROUND.
THE FUK TRIED TO ROCK THE NOVA
BUT HE FAILED, AS NOVA ROCKED THE HOUSE, TO THE GROUND.
KS TRIED TO SNARK THE NOVA!
HAHAHAHAHA!
HE FAILED! AND HE WAS SNARKED TO THE GROUND!

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYEAH!

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYEAH!

deddeeedledleddeeedledleddee

no one can destrooooy the noooova
the nova will strike you down with a vicious blow
we are the vanquished foes of the noooova
now we fill our signatures with his quooootes

FORSAKEN TRIED TO COPY THE NOVA
BUT THE NOVA SAVED THE DAAAAY
BRITISH TRIED TO REPLACE THE NOVA
BUT THE NOVA WAS IN THE WAAAAY
CHRISTHOR TRIED TO TROLL THE NOVA
BUT IT JUST COULD NOT BE DOOOONE
MAKAZE TRIED TO DEBATE THE NOVA!
...THE JURY'S STILL OUT ON THAT ONE

YEAH!

NOVA

IT COMES FROM FLORIDA!







*drops the mic*

I

THINK

NOT.

Then post why do you

What are you even talking about

GS what are you doing xD

Still don't know what you're responding to

...You're crazy.

Oh lawd don't you start Larlar.

Spoiler

Beg to differ, twerp.

Ok Durarara!! is coming on so I have a new repository of quotes to throw at dumb-ass comments like this

"The Headless Rider? Yeah, he's right here!"

"BLEHHHH"

"It's a bit of a flight of fancy, so try to think outside the box."

"You want me to eat egg shells or something?"

Fuck did you just call me

Spoiler

AT THE READY.

image courtesy of What?

Leave, or wait for me to finish

Or that, yes

You're all hobags

Every one of you

Nope I'm done singing

You can just have your dumb songs

and I will just

move on to the next post

until I find one

where you guys aren't OH FFS ASHWIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

"I can't get by without you, and you can't get by without me."

Ok you need to go

Stoner rock is best country

Noooo hold on

My birthday is next weekend

Cookie cake please c:

YOU AGAIN?!

IT KEEPS HAPPENI-*brick'd*

Ah, ahhh... Yes, yes, yes! Almost there... Mmmm, harder~

Mm, oh, ohhh, oh yeah, right there~

...Aaaand there goes my ladyboner.

...What

What the

W-

...

Do you know what she's talking about

Can you get her to stop

Er no

NOOOOPE

Chuck Testa.

BINGOOOO

aaaand we're done. Now let's see if this will post without obliterating my computer.

Yeah, so.

Workin' on it.

I think Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abaddon still has it beat, but it's getting up there.

Never been a huge fan of the series (the manga/anime or these particular games, I preferred GNT/Revolution) but the content looks impressive, if nothing else. Probably won't end up playing it personally, but it'll make for entertaining videos, I'm sure. Does anyone play this competitively? I wonder...

The Megaman

I can't

Oh g

Oh god my ribs

Pac-man in a Mokujinbot. Genius.

Oh boy it's the lightning guy. Yawn.

Wtf are those things.

Overall: This is going to be a REALLY weird game.

Reactions over

Fot future reference.

Aw shucks <3 You didn't need to worry about me...

Went with Ma and Grandma to visit one of their old friends, a hairdresser. Is it dresser or stylist? He does hair things. Yeah. Got cleaned and trimmed. I missed you guys ;_; Unnaturally so. Like, I actually felt kind of freaked out at one point in the day, but I took a nap and I was better.

And yeah I figured everyone would lose interest before page 10. But freaking Jayn is in on this? I'm not sure whether to be flattered at how much you guys like to see me post, or appalled at how much you want to make me suffer.

p.s. I shouldn't be responding because I literally have to quote and respond to EVERY post, even the ones I make. Granted it's not like I don't talk to myself all the time anyway