... Sometimes I wonder, in spite of my omniscience, why I waste my time on you clods. Then I recall, or rather drop the pretense of having forgotten, that it will all be worth it when my master enslaves your universes. That is, he already has, so it is already worth it. But for the purposes of your understanding, you may consider me explicitly annoyed.
... god god damn it, beezygee [/unserious'd]
You might be losing my <> either way. Only so much I can take, darlin'.
You want a reason? I got one for ya. I want to see you limit yourself. I want to see if, regardless of what you look like, you can still be the same suave motherfucker you make yourself out to be, or if it's all smoke and mirrors. I want to see you unashamed and unafraid. I want to know that you can hold your own once the mystery's faded, that you're not defined by a cheap gimmick that quickly wears off. I want to know I can defend you with a clean conscience. I want to keep my respect for you. Do it or lose it.
Oh that TEARS IT First you steal my adopted patron troll, then you reverse our chances of dispelling this awful gender game he likes to play once and for all?! I am officially declaring WAR ON BRITISHISM. Pick a side.
... Are we really going through this again
Nepeta used it before you, silly girl xD
boy. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE MOTHER**** YOU'RE GETTIN INTO. don't make me do my sober!gamzee voice. YOU WILL REGRET THE MOTHER**** OUTTA THAT...
do you think you can gamzee harder than me. CAUSE I GOTTA TELL YA I THINK YOU'RE ALL UP IN FOR A BIG MOTHER****IN SURPRISE.
Not sure who thought this was a good idea but ToD doesn't really work in this format. Unless, I dunno, you start with signups. And then it just feels weird. It's not supposed to behave that way.
i WiLl GrInD yOuR bOnEs To MaKe My SpEcIaL sTaRdUsT nExT mEaL [/pOoR cOlLeGe KiD]
Anything the AVGN has ever said ...I don't even know what you just said
Still have no freaking clue how this works but SOMEONE TRUTH ME
*learns of Dapperstuck avatar meme* *sees your avatar* ...Your life is measured in minutes.
This is absurdly confusing to look at and inferior to the version we play on [REDACTED]
Unfortunately all 8 spaces are reserved. It's going to take some time for the players to start filing in, but I'm pretty sure no one's backing out. I'll post a notice if a spot opens up, though. Also unfortunately, the First Guardian is not playable! He/she/it is a universal construct with near omnipotence and as such will always be overseen by the GM. You can state a preference for the following: - Dersites - Prospitians - Consorts - Exiles - Jack Noir - Draconian Dignitary - Hegemonic Brute - Courtyard Droll Jack and his posse are the only playable NPC carry-overs, but members of Derse, Prospit, and the respective Lands unique to this adventure will be unveiled over time, at which point they will also become available for preference.
Yeah drive with me instead :L *does 110 in a 70, plays Chicken with an SUV*
Take your time, fellas. I have my own exams/papers to worry about. I don't imagine this will be getting firmly off the ground 'til some time in December, when I can devote more time to it.
Yeah I was gonna say, if Anon doesn't raise a stink over this they will lose all credibility
... ; w; <>