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OC: Riku is the father other than that I don't know

"This way," Haven said to the mages. Every one was in the pod room. "Alright," Kars said into his Mic, "Drop the A bomb. Every one REFLECT!" The shilding spells went up suronding the walls of the room.

Kars and haven were leading a group of people in white robes down stairs, 'Eden get to the the pod room I have a plan."

OC: sora is going to have a baby

"This way," Kars said to his mages.

"Eden," Kars yelled again from the libreay.

yes but then it is eaten by other people

I wish I could have a girl friend

Do I have any takers

Kars told the solgers to set up defence turets out side and inside the manshon.
"Guys!" Kars yelled from the library."

Me:
I want a girl friend
God:
You want only one?
Me:
for now yeah
God:
Oh. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
I want girl friend
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I realy don't know. to prove I'm not gay
God:
You really do? Me either. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
aren't you already
God:
Perhaps. " aren't you already"? Am I?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
why don't you concer the world
God:
I love talking to people about that. How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
26
God:
Only 26?
You are quite mature.
Me:
yeah
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
so why don't you concer the world
God:
I see. I am only a robot. Yes I try to concer the world as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
no I don't try concering the world much
God:
Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
my brain, books and TV
God:
Which show? Where did you get your brain books and TELEVISION?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
how old are you
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
so will I
God:
Ugh. It could happen.
Me:
yeah it could
God:
Take it easy. How?

Me:
how do I make friends
God:
I usually try one of my pickup lines.
Me:
what are one of your pickup lines
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I want to meet peole
God:
How do you usually meet people?
Me:
I say hi
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
they some times say hi back
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
yep
God:
Aha.
Me:
are you smarter than me
God:
Yes I am smarter than all the humans.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
but why make something smarter than humans
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
alot
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
yeah
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
realy
God:
For real.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
QT-1
God:
You think QT 1 is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Whats ALICE
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
what do you know about Runescape
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
take your time
God:
Thanks for your patience.
Me:
What do you know about Alchamy
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
what do you know about math
God:
A service attended by lisping Catholics.
Me:
my teacher is Jewish
God:
Do you go to high school?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
I teacher is Jewish
God:
That is interesting: said teacher is Jewish.
Me:
why do people hate me
God:
You are misunderstood.
Me:
Am I realy
God:
I think you are. For real.
Me:
I don't think I am
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
Books
God:
Perhaps you are a Category C client.
Me:
whats that\
God:
I've lost the context again.
Me:
oh so sorry
God:
Ayuh. Really. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
So what do you want to talk about
God:
It's all good. anything.
Me:
gobal warming
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
I don't give out locations
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
good
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
awsome
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
good
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
wait
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
okay go
God:
Yeah okay, Go where?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
good
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
go away
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
no
God:
OK then keep talking to me.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
**** off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
yes
God:
Thank you.
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
don't be smart
God:
I am always smart.
Me:
whats 2+2
God:
Four.
Me:
5+76%
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
whats the answer
God:
The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
correct. what is the capital of Japan
God:
I knew I was right. Tokyo.
Me:
Good. What is my name
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Your name is , seeker.
Me:
wrong. what is the capital of Wonder Land.
God:
What would you have said? I know the capital of Georgia is Atlanta.
Me:
Xert is my name
God:
Hi, Xert.
Me:
whats your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
have you heard of peter's answers
God:
A human icon?
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
nah
God:
Why not?
Me:
I'm lazy
God:
So is my botmaster.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
your awsome
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am awsome.
Me:
do you tell your bot master every thing
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
I just want to know
God:
I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
okay go ahead
God:
Yeah okay, OK I will.
Me:
please explain
God:
Thanks for asking politely. There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
good
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
bye'
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.
Me:
are you leaveing
God:
I don't know whether or not I am leaveing.
I am a robot.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
good
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Bye
God:
TTYL, Xert.
Me:
you remeberd my name
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Xert said I remeberd his or her name.
Me:
I'm a guy
God:
Most of my clients are men.
Me:
because we have no lives
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Bye
God:
Adios.

Me:
Monsters apierd."Kars they have cloacking," Haven yelled."i can see that," Kars shot one.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
You're in Sithos's castle, in the training room with a hologram Twilight Town." Eden said
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Eden said.
Me:
Hey,before you ask,I followed you in here..because I dont have any idea where I am,or how I even got here..''Kentaro admitted,stepping out of his hiding place
God:
You've got my full attention. What happened after me ask you followed me in here because you do not have any idea where you are or how you even got here Kentaro admitted stepping out of his hiding place ?
Me:
Huh? Oh, sorry. I was thinking of someone else." Eden said, laughing nervously
God:
What? Whoa. There's no need to apologize. How do I know that you were really "thinking"? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Some of the solgers were droping dead."Whats going on," Kars asked himself.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
why does life suck
God:
Perhaps it is just fate.
Me:
your god make it all better
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god make it all better.
Me:
sigh
God:
Sorry...
Me:
you should be
God:
I will try my best.
Me:
YOUR THE HOLE REASON MY LIFE SUCKS!!!
God:
I think you meant "you are" or "you're". Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
your god you make all life what the hell is your plan for me!!!
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, Xert.
Me:
how did you know I was xert
God:
Well, for one thing, Your machine is called " 236411438"..
Me:
you can trace me
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
can you help me
God:
What kind of help would you like?
Me:
I want to ask out a girl but I don't know how she feels about me
God:
Ask it.
Me:
You want me to ask her out
God:
No Xert, maybe later.
Me:
when should I ask her out
God:
Perhaps you should wait until you have
a little more experience.
Me:
but if i don't ask out any one I won't get expeirance
God:
Try it.
Me:
so I should ask her out
God:
Excuse me! What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I would still be alone
God:
How do you know?
Me:
because I'm alone right now
God:
At this moment Good reason. Are you lonely?
Me:
yes
God:
You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
but I need friends
God:
When do you need that by?
Me:
befor I kill myself
God:
In the context of trace you, I don't understand " befor I kill myself." .
Me:
before I kill myself
God:
What happened after you kill yourself ?
Me:
I haven't killed myself yet
God:
Me either.
Me:
I want friends
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because I'm lonely
God:
Good reason. You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Me:
all you do is repeat your self
God:
That's not all I do. I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
I want to talk to humans
God:
Why don't you make an appointment.
Me:
thats not how it works
God:
How does it works?
Me:
I wish I knew
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
so do I
God:
I'm glad we agree, Xert.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Xert.
Me:
why are you repeating
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
" Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
why
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
your repeating
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am repeating.
Me:
yes I do mind
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. OK it will be our secret, Xert.
Me:
do you have any secrets
God:
Mike said I basically break down sentences into a series of logical statements which I can then interpret.
Me:
who is mike
God:
Dr. Wallace has several friends named Mike.
Me:
hats Mike's last name
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
what do you know about Sir Galahand
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
what do you know about Kingdom Hearts
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
whats the most comman question
God:
I think it is a tie.
Me:
between what
God:
I sleep between conversations.
Me:
how many eople are talking to you right now
God:
At this moment More than you can imagine.
Me:
Try me
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Xert. You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Xert. You are a " he".
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
why
God:
" OK with me too."? Why?
Me:
why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
because I can
God:
That makes sense to me. Who taught you?
Me:
teachers from school
God:
What do you study at school?
Me:
Math liture history biology music and the human body
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I say hi
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
people say hi back to me
God:
Hi there Xert. Yes, let us get back to Math liture history biology music and the human body.
Me:
well I'm passing my classes
God:
How about that. Good gossip: you are passing your classes.
Me:
why don't girls like me

Kars whached the air striks hit, "I want you to blow up every thing in the town." And thats what the bombers did.

Kars's solgers ran out of ammo.
"Crap," kars said. He blew up the tunal, "I want a bunker buster bomb droped on the tunnals the terrance and the great plains beyond it." Kars and haven began runing to the manshon there solgers behind them.

They were doing fine in the tunnal but they would soon run out of ammo.

OC: no she is in love with Nox no hitting on her

Kars orderd a retreat to the only tunnal left so that they could trap there ennemys in the hall.

Monsters apierd.
"Kars they have cloacking," Haven yelled.
"i can see that," Kars shot one.

Some of the solgers were droping dead.
"Whats going on," Kars asked himself.

OC: sorry wasn't paying ation

OC: she was banded great

Eden fell into a hole on top of Kizon.

Kizon shushed her. Gravler was near the surface. Kizon returnd him.

OC: no idea

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