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  1. Keychain System
    Shiki's body is disgusting. I mean, seriously. What the hell happened to her rib cage?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 21, 2011, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Keychain System
    Her: I better get some sleep

    Me: Yeah, me too.

    Her: see ya

    Me: Laters.

    Her: byz

    Me: Night.



    This has gone on for about three minutes. JUST TURN OFF YOUR GODDAMN COMPUTER ALREADY!

    God, this is worse than a phone call.

    Oh look, she finally logged off. Night guys.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 21, 2011, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Keychain System
    Otherwise I'll cry.
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    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 20, 2011, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Keychain System
    For those who don't know: https://www.facebook.com/Suzumiya.Haruhi.ism/posts/10150436529097815

    So here goes. In order, I got/made my friend:
    1. A Kaito necklace.
    2. A Minecraft Skin based on her.
    3. A papercraft based on that Minecraft Skin.
    The Rest- Haven't figured it out. Placeholders are hugs of varying length.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 19, 2011, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Keychain System
    Holy crap I love this opening cutscene.
    It reminds me of how much I grew alongside Neku while I was playing that game.
    I mean dude. Like. Holy crap.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 19, 2011, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Keychain System
    I only live like twelve hours away from Sabby, and six from What?.

    Guys, we need to meet. Like, six to twelve hours from now.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 19, 2011, 48 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Keychain System
    I am currently scouring the internet for the first episode of the first season of the first series of Doctor Who so that I may start the greatest archive binge the world has ever known. So far, my search has led me here:
    [video=youtube;776uEKY_V0M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=776uEKY_V0M[/video]
    Is this what I've been looking for, or do I need go even deeper into my search results?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 19, 2011, 12 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Keychain System
    But I really, really love making you guys post things that could count as posts in a section where posts don't count. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    One o' clock and thirty minutes After Midnight and I've just finished watching the latest episode of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood on TV. Most of the time it's an alright show. To be honest, I fancy Durarara a bit more for the mental stimulation department. But this particular episode delved very much into the deepest concepts behind that world's science called Alchemy. Not just that Law of Equivilant Exchange crap either, a good, honest explanation that leaves very few questions unanswered.

    For reference:
    The Law of Equivilant Exchange is a scientific principle in the same vein as Newton's Laws of Physics. It states that in order to gain anything, something of equal value must be lost. A pretty simple concept, right? It is impossible to overturn or get around it, no matter how hard one tries. The only way is by means of something called a Philosopher's Stone, which is basically a single object created by the transmutation of many living human bodies. So even then, you're not getting around it, it just feels like you are.

    Anyway, that's the gist of it. Most of what you hear about how alchemy works goes something along those lines.

    Now you may be wondering: Just how much could a living human body be worth to justify transmuting so many of them just to feel like you're getting around one little rule, especially considering that human transmutation is pretty much against the law? Let me put it into perspective.

    Edward and Alphonse lost their mother at a young age. Sad. Before that, their father left them. Even sadder. Because they had so many great memories of it with their mother, transmuting paper into origami cranes and the like, they decide to learn Alchemy properly. After years of training, Ed becomes a certified State Alchemist, a title both of nobility and military power. After a few more years, Ed and Al both get this great idea: "Despite the taboo against it, let's bring our mother back from the dead so she can see all we've accomplished!"

    It goes wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. When trying to transmute their mother, Ed loses his right arm and Alphonse loses his entire body and soul. This only brings back a few living parts of their mother, and they were mostly internal organs. Because Al was all Edward had in the world after their mother died, Ed goes ahead and transmutes his entire right leg to bring back Al's soul and binds it to a suit of armor, presumably transmuted from something else that was fairly accessible. From that point forward, Ed (who now has prosthetic "automail" limbs) and Al make it their mission in life to find a way to bring back Al's body.

    As you can see, a human life, different from a living human body, is worth quite a bit, easily more than two living human bodies. That's why a Philosopher's Stone works. The State sentences a bunch of criminals to death and instead of executing them normally, they take all of them and have their Alchemists transmute their lives and living bodies into a Philosopher's stone. This single stone is able to transmute almost anything, even a human life.

    Now here's where it gets into to some really heavy stuff.
    All is one, and one is all.
    This is the issue that is dealt with in the episode that I just watched.

    Begin Long Winded String of Examples

    Take this example. A cow eats some grass. That cow's body takes that grass, deconstructs it, and reconstructs it as part of its own body. Later, that cow lactates, a process wherein parts of the grass it may have recently eaten are deconstructed and reconstructed into a substance that later comes out of its mammary glands, milk. A human milks the cow and drinks the milk, deconstructing and reconstructing that milk which was once a part of the cow which was once a part of the grass into part of itself. Then the human slaughters the cow, cooks it, and eats it, deconstructing and reconstructing the cow into meat, and then deconstructing and reconstructing the meat into part of itself. After many years, the human dies and is buried in the ground. Over the course of many years, the human, which contains parts of the cow which contains parts of the grass is deconstructed and reconstructed into a fertilizer of sorts for the grass and other plants in the cemetary.

    And we can go deeper.
    The grass consumes nutrients from the ground, which are decontructed and reconstructed by various organs of the plant. The sunlight and carbon dioxide that the grass consumes are deconstructed and reconstructed into oxygen, which, in combination with other chemicals, is then deconstructed and reconstructed into ATP, which is deconstructed and reconstructed into energy for the grass which is deconstructed and reconstructed into part of a cow deconstructed and reconstructed into part of a human deconstructed and reconstructed into nutrients for grass and other plants in a cemetary which will be deconstructed and reconstructed into parts of bacteria, small insects, and other organisms.

    It still goes deeper.
    Energy in the body is deconstructed and reconstructed into the movements necessary to transfer sperm from the male testes to the female fallopian tubes where an egg, released from the ovaries by deconstruction and reconstruction of certain hormones, is fertilized. Over nine months, part of the nutrients that the mother consumes are deconstructed and reconstructed into energy that allows the cells of the fetus to deconstruct and reconstruct themselves into more of themselves that eventually become a baby boy or girl. At the end of the pregnancy, the mother deconstructs and reconstructs a massive amount of energy into the neccessary movements to get the baby out of her body and into the world where it will deconstruct and reconstruct many other things.

    Am I blowing your mind yet? Well it can go deeper than that.
    At the beginning of time, some amount of energy was deconstructed and reconstructed into a massive explosion of matter which was deconstructed and reconstructed over trillions of years into the universe we know and observe today.

    This is like Inception, isn't it? There's just no end to this.

    End Longwinded String of Examples

    This is the basis of Alchemy. Absolutely everything around you, given enough time, can potentially be deconstructed and reconstructed into absolutely anything else. All Alchemists do, as long as they follow a few simple rules, is speed up that process. The universe runs on Alchemy.

    Pretty simple, isn't it?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 18, 2011, 28 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Keychain System
    How else will Zter be in front of it at high noon?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 17, 2011, 131 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Keychain System
    Thread

    Zter.

    I'm calling you out. High noon. In front of the saloon. Be there.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 17, 2011, 9 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Keychain System
    2. Click the "Get directions" tab
    3. For point A, type "The Shire"
    4. For point B, type "Mordor"
    5. Click the walking directions tab
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 17, 2011, 8 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Keychain System
    A Team Fortress 2 world. Because it would totally make sense.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 16, 2011, 6 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Keychain System
    I gotta say, it's pretty good. Orel really is pure pureness in its purest form. What a cute, yet dark, little show.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 16, 2011, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Keychain System
    And if so, is it any good? It's 75% off on Steam right now and I'd really like to get it while it's cheap. If it's any good, that is.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 15, 2011, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Keychain System
    If Chinese style internet censorship is so bad, why aren't any Chinese people on the internet complaining about it? Seriously, if they're not complaining, it can't be SO bad, right? I'm just happy to live in a country where I'm free to say anything and if it happens to be copyrighted, they'll sensor it for me so I don't have to do it myself. Isn't that great?!
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 15, 2011, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Keychain System
    I freaking love this game. There are all these protesters at the top telling me not to jump and I just flip them off and jump anyway. It's awesome.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 14, 2011, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Keychain System
    Thread

    Seems legit.

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    I mean, Madeupistan is totally a country, right?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 14, 2011, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Keychain System
    [video=youtube;-RyYbWSgKU0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RyYbWSgKU0&feature=endscreen&NR=1[/video]
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 12, 2011, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Keychain System
    [It's not crying if the tears don't go down my cheeks.]
    [video=youtube;vM9nBOUEDis]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM9nBOUEDis[/video]
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 12, 2011, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Keychain System
    It's like he's saying to me, "Yeah, you love her whether you like it or not. That's what you get for taking in all that cholesterol and making me work so hard. Jerk."

    Screw you, heart.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 12, 2011, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone