Today was amazing. <3
There's a slim chance that in two to three years, she and I will be attending the same college! How cool is that?
I'll always try my best to rise above it. Give me one more day, just wait and see.
One Egg One cup of milk. One cup of flour. A pinch of salt. WHATEVERTHEHELLELSEYOUWANTONIT. Delicious breakfast. I had cheddar cheese on it.
But the possibility that I may possess Haruhi's power has revealed itself. Yesterday morning I had a dream involving the girl whose company I enjoy and I going to her Homecoming dance at the school I attended last year. Last night, she asked me to go with her. Now some people may think this was a prophetic dream, but I don't believe in that sort of thing. My theory? I think that at some level, I wanted this to happen. That desire manifested itself in that dream. Because, for whatever reason, it was still fresh in my mind, that desire came true. I promise I won't use my power for evil.
They interviewed the third greatest man in American history. http://holygypsy.wordpress.com/2009/07/10/martin-luther-king-jr-playboy-interview/ My mind is blown. Why couldn't they have kept it like that? Also, I'm totally showing this article to my son when he does one of his many book reports of Martin Luther King Jr. Lulz will abound.
Why in the hell did I think it was a good idea to change my name to something other than Barry the World Killing God Whale? That name was f***ing genius.
Here you go. Only works on the first half of Last Episode's boss though.
Mike thought he knew bad singing. He doesn't know crap about bad singing. THIS is bad singing. [video=youtube;3k_KRCII1Ms]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k_KRCII1Ms[/video]
Everyone sees them and sees lovers. They see each other and see best friends. It's obvious that they love each other. Everyone knows, even them. She found out first. He gave her a letter confessing his love for her, but assuring her that he wanted to stay friends, if only so she wouldn't be forced to make a decision. After that, it was all downhill. They were closer than ever. They were happy just to be around each other once every few weeks. Then he noticed something odd. One day he decided to pretend, just for an hour, that she was his girlfriend. She'd never know, and even if she did it wouldn't matter. They'd still be best friends. Nothing would change. And so he looked into her her eyes. For a long time he stared, pretending that she was staring back, that she loved him too. Her deep green eyes shined like nothing he'd seen before. And in those few moments that felt like hours, he saw love in those eyes. Nothing else was more important than that single revelation. She loved him. At that moment, time stopped, while he contemplated this meant. Did she want more? Did he want more? How would this affect them? And so he told her again: “I love you.” Her face went red. For a few seconds, the universe spinning around them went silent. It was just them. Her response shocked him. It felt like she meant it, but she shouldn't have. It might have ruined everything between them. But instead of any of that, those four words only made him love her more. They made him wish that this could be the end. If the world had ended there, nothing would be wrong. “I love you too.” And nothing changed. And it never did. If you see them now, you'll find two best friends who grew old and died together. Nothing tore them apart, not even when they started families. Their spouses knew that they loved each other, but never said anything. They died within weeks of each other. Perhaps God wanted them to be together. Perhaps they lived completely different lives from what was intended. But in the end, they were together. Their families, knowing this, buried them together, knowing it's what they really wanted. But even in death, nothing changed. Ever.
And I'm already trolling it.
Please stop asking if that girl and I are together yet. It's NEVER going to happen. We're only friends and that's all I ever intend to be. So stop asking. It's annoying.
It is shaped like a leaf and tastes like mugwort! Try it! Umai-ki!
For what exactly does CFF stand?
[video=youtube;BbqR-0wjbvc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbqR-0wjbvc&feature=related[/video]
Whenever you look away from me, I look at you with different eyes.
I'm choked up but I can't sob to get of the lump in my throat. I need to sob, but I haven't been sad enough to sob in months. Cry? Yes, in fact that happened less than an hour ago and was the first time in months that I've been sad at all. But I'm over that now. Goddamned parasympathetic system. Why do you taunt me?
Izaya cosplayer runs onto and off of the stage. A guy in one of those Japanese vending machine costumes runs onto and off of the stage. A Shizuo cosplayer runs onto and off of the stage while yelling "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAA!!!!!!" End of skit. Would you vote for it?
You know what's going to happen now.
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