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Oh...****...I was wondering what I did with What?'s rat.

I didn't want you to find out this way. I wanted to be the cuddly thing in the cage in your room! THAT THING DOESN'T DESERVE IT!

I swear, if he sparkles instead of burning in the sunlight, I'll plow a stake up his arse.

Then avoid the spam zone, silly billy!

Prayer of the Refugee by Rise Against

Then all I have to say is good luck.

You figure she'd be happy that her child is happy, but I guess not. Just speak with your family and give your side of the story. Then just hope they agree. If not, don't let them stop your feelings.

I.e. Their interpretation of DragonBall(granted none of that stuff could happen in real life)

I have never read any of the books or seen the movies, but seriously? It's just a work of fiction that one man envisioned. He wrote it. They liked it. He made money. He scripted it. They liked it. He made more money. That's what runs this country, money. It shouldn't work that way, but it does. He has his interpretations and you have yours, which seem to be taking what the Bible says word for word. Which I believe limits creative thinking and creates close-mindedness. But whatever floats your boat, to each his own. See the movie or don't, it's up to you. I just find it ridiculous that you might not like what could be a great movie because it doesn't fit your religious beliefs.

Hey, you had the backbone to tell them. Granted, giving out your personal info on the internet isn't the *smartest* thing to do, but it's not like it 100% guarantees identity theft. I say more power to ya. You both seem to like each other and nothing bad has happened...yet. And if your dad snooped on your myspace and saw stuff about your girlfriend and didn't say anything, why should his reaction change now?

The Day That Never Comes by Metallica

I don't think I want to. ;)

I love both. But if I had to pick, it'd have to be sausage. More meat in the package. *insert generic sexual innuendo here*

The correct term is "butt floss"

Wow...just wow...I am almost in that exact same position, man. There's this girl I know(let's call her Varsity) and I know what you're going through. I've known her since last year and we have become pretty good friends. Last year, she dated one of my good friends(let's refer to him as Drinky). Well, Varsity and Drinky dated for a few months, and then she broke up with him. He started to be a total ******* to her. That's when I stepped in and I was real protective of her. Then, she asked me to go to WPA(Women Pay All) with her. I was just thinking, "Wow, I've got the most beautiful date in the world." The dance was all fun, then everyone went and crashed at her place. Turns out, she lives 45 seconds away from me. Anyway, I started hanging out with her more at school. Then, school ended and summer came. I had a pool party at my house for just a few of my closest friends. When she was there, I just was awestruck at how beautiful she was. A week later, she's dating one of her ex's from another school, that lasted a week. But, when that happened, I was so furious. I kept thinking, "Why is she giving her ex's a second chance when I don't even get a first?" I have anger issues. I punched my deck and almost broke a few of my knuckles and I dented the wood. I don't want to say I was happy when they broke up, but I was. I won't lie. The day before they broke up, I thought it would be a good idea to completely spill my feelings for her out. I think that was mistake number one. I told her how I have real strong feelings of attraction towards her and that I thought she was the most beautiful girl I've ever laid eyes on. She quickly changed the subject and we haven't talked about it since. Then, one day, Drinky was flirting with her and my anger kind of came up. She completely blew me off and I punched a locker as I walked away and she turned around and asked me if anything was wrong. I said, "No" and meekly walked away. Let's fast forward to a few weeks ago. Apparently Drinky has started to like her again, knowing full well that I liked her. He asked her out, but she had to choose between him and another guy that likes her(her now current boyfriend) so she turned him down. Let's jump back a month to Prom. I took her to Prom and she just looked stunning. I couldn't even begin to describe how beautiful she was that night. All through the night, she was saying, "Jake, you know I love you, right?" I knew she was just joking. Then, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "I love you." WHAT THE ****?! When I say that to her, it's no big deal, but she has to play games by saying it to me? Anyway, her 16th birthday was a little while ago(the 9th) and I made her a mix CD and made the cover art for it myself in photoshop using pictures of her and her friends/family. She kind of disregarded it...Later on that night, Drinky, Varsity, some of her friends, myself, and her *now* boyfriend are all watching a movie in her living room. I fell partially asleep after Drinky left. Apparently, her boyfriend asked her out that night(go figure). I was kind of drifting in and out of sleep at this point. I heard her say how she really liked him. I didn't want to interfere or be a jerk like that. He's a real nice guy and one of my friends. It's just I am so sick of her always playing games like this.

The moral of my story that continues even now, is that everyone has girl troubles. And every situation is different because of the variables that get thrown in to make these problems worse. I'd try to give you advice, but it's impossible because deep down, only YOU know how to handle this situation. It's all on how you approach this. All I can offer is to stay rational.

Hope this helps, man. Good luck.

I could never be a vegetarian. I love meat too much. Not to sound like an ass, but the meat's already dead. If we don't eat it, it'll rot and smell horrible.

If you want to be a vegetarian or are already one, more power to you. But you do have to go out of your way to get the nutrients that you're missing from meat. But it's your life, do whatever the hell you want with it.

It's pretty much my job, seeing as how I'm Nicholas ****ING Cage.

That would require effort, and seeing as how he can't even spam right, doesn't have enough effort in him to do that.

If that's the case, I'm glad I was the first.