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I mean it's not like it's exactly possible for us to KILL a franchise in the first place.

No it isn't
People already know who Godzilla is in the movie. This isn't an origin story or anything this is just flat out a new Godzilla movie.

Sexing up
Your grandma's
daughter

It's just the Patriotic militaristic image that I'm complaining about.

Well it was definitely enjoyable enough for me at the least but at the same time the bar was set so low that nothing they could have done would have screwed this up short of shitting all over the screen and sending out to theaters.

The action scenes were awesome and nothing is better then Atomic Breath flying all over the ****ing place, it's exactly what I wanted to see for the most part.

My main issue however is that the new monsters or "Muto's" whatever the hell you wanna call em were pretty ****ing lame.

I mean atleast in comparison to King Caesar, Ghidorra, Anguris, Gamera and my personal favorite Gigan the Muto's just looked really bland and uninspired. Maybe I take in too much Japanese **** on a daily basis but Toho seems a whole lot better at making crazy and memorable giant monsters then whatever Hollywood wants to pump out. Usually speaking of course.

And as a lot of people have said the human aspect DID sorta overstay its welcome. Don't get me wrong you always need the human aspect, it's the suspense that gets ya the most and whatnot. But I just think it was a little unbalanced this time around, they did a lot of cool shots and moments that are great for building up suspense like the class "glimpse of big thing followed aftermath of its destruction" thing and some cool cutaways from the monster straight to a human scene. Except I think it was done too much and the novelty sorta wore off, it got to the point that I really was asking "Will Godzilla do something already?" and of course his reveal was hype as **** but then after his screech they immediately cut away to something else AGAIN and it's like "well you already showed the ****er, what the hell are you trying to build up NOW?"

I'm just happy I get to see Godzilla again though, now let me see them top Final Wars in terms of ****yeahness and life will be grand.


ALSO GODZILLA SWIMMING IN FORMATION WITH A BUNCH OF AMERICAN NAVY SHIPS MADE ME WANT TO SHOVE MY FIST THROUGH MY FACE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hose it down

Well that's not very nice

Be sure to have sex with them too
Extra marks and ****

Could we just sorta touch penises?

You're all splendid people
Your opinions are valued and nobodies is better or worse then anyone else's.
All threads have a valued place on this forum as do all post

I'm plenty nice, just yesterday I gave a little ant a thumbs up for making it across the sidewalk without getting stomped on

I am a living and breathing Hateocracy
The spreading of ignorance, intolerance and elitism is how I sustain my existence, without it I would become goo.

But Spider-Man's not suppose to be cool
He's a dorky nerd
The whole appeal is that making corny jokes and one liners is exactly what Peter Parker thinks "cool" is.

I don't really see how being forced to do a dangerous job and then dropping into a vat of eels is exactly his fault.