Hate Kairi?... No! I don't hate her but I did like it when she is made mean and tries to Ruin Riku/Sora by being Riku's ex and is going out with Sora to spite Riku cos he took her precious flower on a beach when they were drunk (I used my flamethrower on that Kairi). I like the matchmaker role idea pirates2love please gimme some links please (Must read your fanfics to fulfill obsession of Yaoi to 2% full). I first hated Zemyx cos it didn't make any real sense (They haven't really talked to each other) or they were all fluffy (I take lemon/lime flavoured cotton candies but no fluffys!!!). But then I read a good,tasteful Kawaii one and I loved it (Note I'm a boy...let me guess everyone is all LE GASP! right now aren't they?) but I like stories with tasteful lemons cos they're suitable and yummy. Me and my mate Emma agree that there are too many Sora/Riku fanfics that are terrible plot based or just a lemon for the sake of lemon (We hate those).
OOC: is it alright to bring Zexion back? "I'll go, I'm not staying in a castle with a psychopath but I have discovered what he is planning here superior" Zexion said giving Xemnas a report he wrote in his Lexicon (and tore out the pages plus chaser007 you say what is in the report please). "Aerith are we going to get Sephiroth back?" Rinoa asked her friend kindly "Oh and I found this in the synthisis shop" Rinoa stated giving Aerith Princess Guard "it looked brand new I hope you like it" Rinoa stated not knowing she just gave Aerith the mother of all staffs.
OOC: quick note Via purifico is from FFX and it is were Yevon put Yuna and she had to fight Issaru (Another summoner). But I meant Via infinito which is a secret (Kind of) dungeon in FFX-2 where you get the last two Akagi(Crimson) spheres but you know...whatever. BIC: Edea was at Luca and was at the balcony were Yuna and Tidus laughed like lunatics "It stinks of joy and happiness" Edea said in disgust. "I'll fix that" Edea now made herself obvious by causing a dark cloud above herself (A start for Thundaga) "You pitiful Humans do you believe this...'Calm' will last?" She asked rhetorically "Well it won't! Because I'll destroy this pitiful city and you'll all die!!!" Edea then cast Ultima-Wall(protect,shell and reflect) on herself and cast meteor on the city and Luca was being crushed and burned by Edeas cosmic rocks.five minutes later and the only buildings that didn't become rubble were the Blitz and sphere stadium yet both of them only had less than a third of it left standing. "Lord Chaos I destroyed over 90% of Luca, that should put this planet back in turmoil becuase they've lost their blitz arena and the sphere dome aha ha ha ha" Edea said to her leader through her phone.
"He'll stop talking about his kingdom hearts and I can finally stop kissing up to him calming down his anger bursts" Saix said to them with a large box in his arms. He walked over to Xemnas "Lord Superior I killed a crazy fangirl who stole your harigel and stole her straightners and put all three in this box" Saix said giving them to Xemnas.
"My lord Chaos teleport me to Spira and I'll use my magic to burn down the second largest town called Luca with my meteor. Thus providing a distraction on our adversaries and wiping out the town full of their leisure activites (Blitz and Sphere break. Edea does read about the geology of worlds and stuff) which would definitely destroy the happiness. Your body is in Bevelle right?" Edea guesseed as she had a feeling it was in the via infinito.
OOC: Thank you people I just felt like the characters were being too mean but you know I'm ok now Plus Namine will still give light flirts to Riku to play around with him. BIC: "Aerith Riku is 16 and I'm 17 the age isn't the problem its he just don't like me and I'm ok now I'm over it I was over it when I pelted him with all the rings in the accessory shop. But thank you for talking to me kindly I mean after Vincent helped burn me I've felt a little scared of people from your world"Rinoa said calmly and hugged Aerith in a friendly way "Still want to get Sephiroth? Your light and my meteors just might harm him enough for your revenge... and I don't like Squall he was a bad dancer plus he hardly ever became nice to me when I wanted to go shopping. I had to with Irvine Kineas and trust me thats bad (I mean its hinted he has adult magazines in his room for gods sake!!!)" Rinoa now exited the hug and was waiting for Aerith to make her choice. Namine found no decent Flavours and stormed off and as weirdness would have she got hit by her metal clip (Someone threw it) and she went flying from the force of the impact and she summoned and went through a portal and landed in front of Kairi unconcious.
"Well I think we sealed one of the destination's right here on this world...didn't we Hana?"Rix asked her "And I think we did fight a guardien technically before we locked the path so... we need to find the keyhole of darkness next which like you said darkstar is in your home world and my moogle shopper should be done now" Rix said to them "Oh sorry I forgot I asked a shopping moogle with an honest face to buy me some stuff I'd need" And then Nog showed up and she gave Rix two bags of stuff "One has potions and stuff and the other has...lots of books and 10 different key-chain necklaces here We'll all have one each" Rix said giving Hana one that looked like Kairi's keyblade Rix had the one that looked like Riku's and Darkstar got one designed after mickey's plus Drake who got the one looking like XIII mushrooms blade (They are closest to moogles and I believe they are moogle heartless). Rix put his on.
I WIN!!! No one will post afterwards or they feel Califa-san's wrath (She ate the awa awa no me devil fruit) and she kill you with her superhuman strength and...Bubble power!!!
Banned for having photos of Horse's and talking about them in your sig (Horsie lover!!! XD)
OOC: I'm starting to discover character dicrimination here Ukali and its...YOU!!! Rinoa and Namine are on their side and being friendly (Not flirty) yet you are bullying them on purpose which is not the character of Riku or Cloud (Who has nothing to do with Rinoa's evil fangirls stare which was a JOKE) so please stop discrimnating them on me I'm trying to have fun in a story but both of my characters keep getting s.l.a.g.g.e.d off by Riku for uncalled for reasons I'm trying to be a good person and ask nicely so stop it please. BIC: Rinoa was angry at Riku and she gave chase and followed them through the portal and saw the events unfold "Whatever" Rinoa stated and pinned Riku on the flor while stealing the Elixir he had on him "Thanks this is what I do to peop[le who reject me on a good day" Rinoa stated walking over to Sephiroth "You still want Meteor and guess who else knows how yto cast it excluding Malficent of course" Rinoa told him in a business woman like tone. Namine was now getting bored and went inside the giant refridgerator to find an ice cream.
Edea set the cannon on the level Chaos wanted and locked on at the high way "I'm blasting the highway in three..two...one...Death!!!"Edea said blasting a large part of the highway and Sephiroth was past the point Chaos told her when she should shoot. "The others make it through?" Edea asked Sephiroth on his cellphone (She has a purple motorola Razor).
OOC:Gamefreak has came up with a good idea and I think we should be attacked by loads of fangirls/boys (We could even pretend that our real selves are some of the crazy fan people) BIC: Saix had finished his coffe and saw Xemnas wgose hair was a total mess today "Lose your hair gel? I'd lend you my starightners but Vexen borrowed them" Saix said knwoing all too well he had a spare hidden in his bag but he wanted to stir things up.
"Hana here" Rix said giving her a book he wrote himself about heartless and Nobodies "If you ever forget thats there to remind you of what heartless are...Well I've depressed you far too much why don't we go shopping for fun?"Rix proposed to her with a smile on his face. OOC:Perhaps they can bumb into YRP?
"What? I'm being serious and if you don't mind I would like to finishe my mocha flavoured Kenco coffee in peace please!" Sais said honestly.
"Sephiroths brothers make sure the traitors are not even more than a pile of ashes when you're finished and you'll see your Mother soon I presume. Because I met her before...good bye" Edea said hoping to motivate them and she then teleported to the control room of the sister Ray and was gathering magic from the atmosphere to recharge her magic (Teleporting exhausts her Magic a lot) "Lord Chaos there is a large cannon on this planet perhaps using it could wipe out a part of this planet destroying some pitiful humans in the process" Edea stated in a evil tone (Ultimecia sure left some badness in this lady XD).
OOC: Ukali can Rinoa kill Sephy? even if its just temp (Pm your decision please) and I've held the record for killing characters who are more annoying than Pauline Fowler from eastenders ( Eatenders is a UK Soap that I now hate) So I won't kill anymore Characters (Unles someone asks me) but'd like to revive one if possible like they are in the realm of darkness or something to that extent. "Oh and Riku sorry for killing you but a nice man wouldn't hit a girl even a evil one he'd get a girl to hit them like they do in high schools but oh well you're alive thats important"Namine said trying to get out of trouble and she gave Kairi her sketchbook "Look at some pictures in it they're Kawaii (Wavewhisper they up to you what they have in them)" Namine stated in a happy Kairi like mood. "Hmm I could just use one Elxir and be able to use Angel Wing which would let me use 99 meteors on him in a row (I almost did that against Ultimecia with Rinoa fightin Solo at Lvl 99) which could slow him down" Rinoa proposed to the group and looked at Riku for the Elixir "I know you have one on you" She said to him in a evil fangirl tone.
"Larxene I read a newspaper today and it said you murdered Marquis De Sade's last living relative because he was trying to write a play about you. Is it true?" Saix said giving her the paper (Which is real) and he then threw his claymore through at the cupboard in the RV killing Marly's Nana "Sorry Marl your Nana is dead! My hand slipped" Saix said as an excuse while he was drinking a chilled Kenco iced coffee (Don't know their names but they taste alright) mocha flavour "Caffiene without the burnt tongue plus a great taste unlike ice Tea" Saix said to Vexen insulting the academic. OOC: Weirdly enough Tea has more caffiene than Coffee (If both are the normal unchanged types and not decaff) which shocked me cos tea gives you more Caffiene (Not the healthiest thing to have a lot of) yet it is healthier only on its own...My random fact #58 today
"Sure its rather simple in some sense yet many don't know anything at all... Well first of all Ironically a heartless is a person's heart surronded by darkness and feel nothing...While they have emotions they have no intelligence and only want more hearts Yet one person became just his mind but his name is forgotten. Nobodies are what is left of a person when they bocome a heartless they have a body,Soul and a mind and the powerful ones like myself and you must either have a fragment of their heart left inside or remember their hearts and believe that they hae a heart using their memories. I believe that you,Me Quid,Cloud and Darkstar have a fragment of their heart and have memories of having a heart." Rix toled her while they ate.
I'm not controlling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Everyone assumes I do at all times Namine gave them the files to know more about Xemnas its called a PLOT DEVICE not Controlling people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) "Such a cold boy you Riku besides you must be a true fool to think I was evil I babysit kittens. Me and Namine were playing parts the whole time and I can't adjust her memorie or I'd never exist...Literally!!!" Namine said defending her case Rinoa walked over to the group and sawe Riku "Hello evil. still have any dent marks from the rings I whacked you with? (She doesn't take rejection well) Doesn't matter Sephiroth will return and kill us all we can't handle him unless I could use my Angel wing again but I'd need 20 Dry Ethers (And Sephy's permission) to try and kill him" Rinoa told them stating her plan to beat Sephiroth.
"The computer if pathetic I have a way of getting it...Stand Back" Edea said casting Blizzaga on the room freezing the computer and booby traps. "Sephiroth go get the orb I'll play with the children over there" Edea said pointing to Vincent and co.
