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  1. Jube
    That's what I said.
    It's a cheap cash in.
    NOTHING to get excited over.

    I never said that the two games were going to support them forever but as of right now Square is rolling in dough, they're good for the next few months.
    Also I would get rid of the kotaku article if you don't want people thinking you're an idiot.
    You seem to be a smart cookie, just put the pieces together. What YOU seem to think is
    1. Make ****
    2. **** sells
    3. Now have money to make good things
    However in reality it ends up being
    1. Make ****
    2. **** sells
    3. Make more ****

    If Square wants to make money then maybe they should MAKE GOOD GAMES!
    Right now Square has you by the balls. If the game sells well then it gives them an excuse to produce more half assed ports onto the iOS if it doesn't then that gives them an excuse not want any more TWEWY games and so Jupiter suffers because of a port that THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE!
    Square Enix continuously shits in your mouth and you keep your mouth gaping open in hopes of "Maybe he'll stop shitting".
    It's not my opinion that the game cuts out half of the gameplay content of the original game so that it can make more money. That's a fact. It'd be like if I ported Megaman 8 to the iOS and cut out half of the abilities you can get. It's a downgrade. If I had a choice of seeing TWEWY2 on a iOS and not seeing it made at all then I would choose that it's not made because as you said it's a fast growing market but it's a fast growing market because of ALL THE REAONS I JUST POSTED!
    Post by: Jube, Aug 27, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Jube
    Holy ****
    So the defense for a half assed cash in is because it's financially better for the company?
    1. Square Enix as of right now doesn't need any money, the new Dragon Quest game and Dream Drop Distance have been topping sales charts for weeks now
    2. Square Enix has never showed signs of wanting to expand outside of Japan. The reason they release games out here is because either we manage to ***** about it until they do or because it's just extra money in their pocket.
    3. There are games that can be ported to tablets with no problem and games that shouldn't. The World Ends with you is THE LAST game I would EVER port to anything that isn't a 3DS and I'm sure a billion other people feel the same. You act as if them making a tablet game is a sign of expanding horizons. It's not, everyone makes tablet games nowadays because everyone owns one and they're relatively cheap to make and people who use tablets typically tend to not have other handhelds and so happen to eat up this **** because it's the only **** they can have.

    It's a cheap cash in
    I don't even think Jupiter had a say in this.
    How much **** are you gonna let Square feed you?
    Post by: Jube, Aug 27, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Jube
    ...............
    I WOULDN'T MAKE PORT OF A GAME THAT WAS DEFINED BY IT'S DUAL SCREEN GAMEPLAY ONTO A SYSTEM WITH ONE SCREEN

    It'd be like porting Wario Ware Wii to the Xbox WITHOUT the use of Kinect.
    Post by: Jube, Aug 27, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Jube
    What the ****?
    Why?
    To prevent spam? In the spam zone? Because it's not like anybody is making one word replies OUTSIDE of here.
    Post by: Jube, Aug 27, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Jube
    I rarely say this but to actually be genuinely excited by this you MUST be some sort of Square Enix drone.
    The game has completly stripped the original game of everything that made it what it is. The spirtes are lazy vectors and there's little to no extra content whatsoever according to 2chan.
    If you like the game is entierly up to you but it being an inferior port is undeniable and I see no way you could be excited for this.
    Post by: Jube, Aug 27, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Jube
    The new sprites aren't even HD, they're vectors. It's pretty damn lazy.
    Also I TRULY hope what you said is completly wrong otherwise Square is gonna blame no TWEWY sequel on "lol nobody got the ****** ipad version so that means nobody wants a sequel".
    Post by: Jube, Aug 27, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Jube
    Time for a classy and mature thread for dignified gents such as us.
    Thread by: Jube, Aug 27, 2012, 6 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Jube
    The World Ends With You is one of THEE only games released that is specifically built for the Nintendo DS.
    By playing the game on one screen you are missing out on the ENTIRE reason the game is the game.
    As stated above, the partner function of the game has been reduced to just being a single touch of a button
    Post by: Jube, Aug 27, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Jube
    They don't even list Jupiter in the opening credits
    That's ****ing cold
    Post by: Jube, Aug 26, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Jube
    Elaborate
    Post by: Jube, Aug 26, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Jube

    AREN'T YOU ALL EXCITED!?
    ISN'T THIS AWESOME NEWS!?
    SQUARE ENIX TRULY IS PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS!


    Versus and Kingdom Hearts 3 are never coming out. Most Dragon Quest games are gonna stay in Japan. Final Fantasy getting run into the ground. No hope
    Thread by: Jube, Aug 26, 2012, 52 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Jube
    wat
    Post by: Jube, Aug 26, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Jube
    .........
    Fast paced games don't require strategy?

    Also no game that punishes you for moving around too much can be called fast paced
    Post by: Jube, Aug 26, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Jube
    It does when there are other character's that can get the job done with half the effort

    Like playing Mario Party competitively
    Post by: Jube, Aug 26, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Jube
    **** Mewtwo
    Atleast with Lucario I can jump without having to fear for my life
    There was really nothing good about him, his attacks were weak as **** and he got knocked around easily.
    Post by: Jube, Aug 25, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Jube
    When moving through crowds I do the body twist thing from Assassins Creed and put my shoulder on people and gently push them away

    When someone does something impressive I do the Ocelot hand gesture and say "You're pretty good"

    tl;dr: Autism
    Thread by: Jube, Aug 25, 2012, 29 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Jube
    As cool as the blazing hot acid pools on Venus
    Post by: Jube, Aug 25, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Jube
    Contributing to the cause.
    Post by: Jube, Aug 24, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Jube
    Not according to the Japanese.
    I'm actually kind of glad that the XIII games and XIV have been doing poorly in Japan. Perhaps it'll teach Square that Final Fantasy isn't the behemoth it used to be anymore and stop milking the damn thing.

    Of course there just gonna move on to Dragon Quest which consistently dominates the Japanese market but atleast those games are range from average to good.
    Post by: Jube, Aug 24, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Jube
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    You're just gonna make more stars as soon as I barely manage to get past that opening up there.
    Thread by: Jube, Aug 24, 2012, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone