Scratch that I'd rather be Mickey & Barbossa instead.
"I've found it!" Xemnas said pulling a rusty keyblade out of the ground." Okay we can go now."
"Hey guys we finaly made it." Xemnas said as the other members got mad at him for actually meaning to go to the desert.
"You gardening b*****d" Xemnas said. " Why would you? Oh we're here" Xemnas drove the sub upward onto the surface of the water and opened the latch. When the others got out they realized that the ocean led to desert.
Xemnas stared at the hole and then stared at Xigbar and said "Yeah.......You're definitely getting demoted for that."
"Yeah that's ok. Nobody help me with the GIANT HOLE IN THE SUB!" Xemnas shouted.
Xemnas was dreaming about Kingdom hearts until the submarine hit something. "Wha? Somebody better fix that hole in the sub." He said before falling back to sleep. "WAITAMINUTE!" OOC: Xemnas was sleepy so he was muttering nonsense.
Xemnas stirred "Huh? Mama! Ansem stole my keyblade...." and went back to sleep.
"Hmph. The final boss of Chain of Memories versus the Final boss of Kingdom Hearts II." Xemnas said as he broke free of Xigbars hand and pulled out his lightsabers.
Could I be Xemnas too?
"Release me Xigbar. Or you will know the meaning of the word.... uhhhhh.... JUST RELEASE ME!" Xemnas shouted.
Can I be Barbossa? i won't appear till te end though..........
"Says the guy who yells 'Dance Water Dance!'" Xemnas said
Xemnas turned around because he heard a crashing noise. "What was- MY GAME CONSOLE!" Xemnas said as Marluxia was laughing. Xemnas then shot a beam at Marluxias head and it narrowly missed. It did singe some of Marluxias hair off, though.
" Kingdom Hearts.....................OH wha-? Demyx did you call me weird? You're lucky I'm in a happy mood. Since you're the only one Awake right now let me tell you something. We're not just going to Austrailia." Xemnas said before knocking Demyx out with a laser blast.
"Ah yes! I beat it! Now Marluxia stop being negative. I just beat this game and it reminds me of how you betrayed me so I'm not in a good mood. It was actually a good thing that brat dfeated you with.....his.....keyblade......keyblade.....KEYBLADE. HAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAA!" Xemnas shouted surprising everyone in the room because he hadn't acted villianous in a while.
Auron woke up. The last thing he remembered was watching Hercules and his girlfriend look at constelations before going back to the underworld portal. But he sensed something strange.
"Hey Marluxia, your plan worked!" Xemnas said to Marluxia's surprise. "Hehehe- wait. What's this? A second form? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Just as Marluxia was about to take a bite Xemnas was playing his gameboy and said "Hey Marluxia! How do you defeat yourself on Chain of Memories. It's too dificult!"
"Oh now plant boy's awake. Sooooo know any good places to eat under Under the Sea?" Xemnas said as a singing crab came out of nowhere. Xemnas immiediately got in his scuba gear and zapped it with a blast from his hand. "We'll be having this for dinner." Xemnas said when he came back.
