Edited and explained.
I aim to please, not to possess. Did I miss a spot when filling up your life? No problem. Want to get that filled in by someone else? Go right ahead. Love exists for our personal pleasure. Max out your personal pleasure at any cost for all I care. I might do the same when the need were to arise. I abide to this system of egotism.
We comfort sad people because they're cramping our styles and bringing the mood down, not because we actually give a damn about their happiness. We keep old people alive because we don't want our conscience -a funny thing by the way- chewing on us, and only because of that. Behind every selfless act lies a selfish intention on some level. Altruism doesn't exist. This you cannot change. You can only accept it. We're always manipulating. We cheat on our spouses because we're trying to fill in a blank in our lives that one person apparently can't fill. Apparently conscience has not been an issue here. It happens and it's different for anybody. Who are we to decide what form of conscience is best? /philosophy
Do they know that they're in a relationship with you?
Zeldafan...
Cheater...
Any heart exists only to play with. Didn't you know? A childhood friend of mine is married for four years now and both she and her spouse cheat on eachother and tell about their escapades. Fun fact: they have a daughter. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! Oh wait. Speak for yourself, thank you. I don't recall Advent being the one cheating on you, toots.
As your first friendly favor would you please sell this heroin to children near the police office? Much obliged.
I only read a few of these last ones so far, but I liked them all as much as I liked your newer work. I'm glad I voted for you in the User Awards. Good idea to put some earlier poems in. Maybe I should be doing that again too. Thanks for reminding me.
I laughed so hard at this. Sometimes an excuse fabricated by desperation is better than nothing but this...
-moved- Spam art thou and in the Spam Zone thou shalt remain.
No problem.
Because we're not supposed to promote illegal downloading. -locked-
Stop. Making. Cheap. User. Award. Imitations. Now.
Is what I thought when I saw this User Awards spin-off.
Uh-oh, someone got fondled in the subway again...
Shades hands down. Also, my poems can be found here. Just thought you might like a link. I haven't actually. French and German aren't my native languages. In fact, I'm quite miserable in speaking either of them. I have a poem in Dutch but I haven't posted that one yet.
What's supposed to be the difference with Friendliest Member? Meh, I'm voting for Xaale.
This should have been one of those polls where you could select multiple choices. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to choose between lil woj, Flyn Pnut ginta and Rosey? Let's see... I've already voted for Flyn Pnut and lil woj in another poll. Although they both deserve some votes I'm not going to give mine to them. gintas and Rosey remain... Well, I don't think ginta needs any more votes to win (could be wrong here), so I'll pick Rosey here.
This had better be won by The Joker.
