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hmm a stillborn vampire O:

notsorafangirlanymore

It's teh undead vampire zombie D:

IS A VAMPIRE >:B

gah! My cousin told me this one... BUT I FORGOT IT D:

omfg... this one...

I was told this ages ago xDD

The man writes, 'your exact weight' on the paper right?

I didn't want to say this but...

Chuck Norris can create perfect replicas of himself, and that's what got pwnd by all those guys O:

Psh, the silly billy couldn't open teh parachute :P

Are you refering to THE Chuck Norris that he sucks ass D:

Nobody's perfect! except Kira and Chuck Norris O:

- Scales
- 'You should've put salt on her' (or something like that)
- Meat
- dunno >>
- a full stop
- an invitation?
- the cowboy's Chuck Norris O:
- A butterfly >>
- they ate one O:
- smiles
- your breath
- they're both in the water
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and i missed one somewhere >>

wait... I think i have it...

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is it 'nowhere' ._.

I thought, "Who the hell would wanna out Donald and Goofy into a Square Enix game D:"

And then being a little Disney fan that i was went out and bought it anyway <33

you are indeed the world's greatest detective >w>

is the answer 'here' O:

The people in the car, duh

no seriously, it's either the tooth fairy or the perfect couple isnt it >:

lol it took ages for some of my friends to figure something so simple out xDD

ohh~

i have a riddle!

A father and son are in a car when suddenly the car crashes.
The father dies and the son's badly injured so he gets taken to hospital.
When the doctor see's the son, the doctor said,
"I can't opperate on him, he's my son!"

How is this possible >w>