Cover it up with bandages and tell them you fell from the stairs.
I am here now. The general sophistication level of this thread has just skyrocketed.
You're going to regret that when I lock you up in a room where Angela Merkel does a stip show on Barbie Girl playing non-stop.
I'm sure you're gonna do fine.
You didn't take a close enough look then.
I read the last sentence to find out who did it.
I like the way you think.
Since when do we take monkey avatars seriously?
And make him as big as Mount Rushmore? I'm in.
No sacrifice, no victory.
You're not squeezing the right balls.
Everyone sing a nice falsetto if you squeeze his balls right.
ZOMG I found one lolz!i!!!1! Oh cunt... It is him...
It depends on the rock really. If it was shaped like Tommy Cooper then I'd crack up.
Yes no because
My advice: tequila. Have enough and even a rock can make you laugh. Not that I would know. :unsure:
I see. Well I'm usually too clumsy to even hit the Snooze button so I wouldn't know how to hell to deal with that. :p But good luck with your exam week anyway.
Alarm clocks are nifty gizmos.
I would, but I have standards. So no.
You should try to sleep first. If you can even catch some sleep, then that means that you're confident about your exam and that you've studied enough. However if you can't fall asleep properly because you're nervous or whatever, then study some more until you've "got a good feeling". Of course, if you're really tired then studying won't help due to lack of focus. In that case I'd listen to some relaxing music and/or have a glass of wine until you fall asleep. Long story short: try to get some sleep. If you can't then draw your conclusions. It means you haven't studied enough to feel confident.
