Yes. People that are taken have an advantage over singles. They are considered more intriguing. It is a well-known fact among psychologists and sexuologists. No, that's called "fishing for compliments".
Yeah, I'm checking every now and then. Thanks for dropping by though! :) How are you?
I see. Sucks of the fighting though. But I hope you had fun. :)
I'm doing great, thank you. How about you? What did you do to celebrate it? Your birthday, I mean.
I just realised it's been your birthday! So sorry I forgot! :stupid:
Introduction: I haven't been confronted with it on kh-vids, but some other readers (this sounds like I have some kind of fanbase; don't worry I don't, I'm still Styxie from the block) claim that my poetry style is somewhat stereotypical. I prefer to believe that I'm not devoted to one style and that I try to be versatile. Today I hope to prove this by posting three completely unrelated poems. Unrelated as in "having little in common at all". ~ Chord Ebony and ivory live together And so do we Melody Bound, linked Joined By piano wire Always We'll resonate Chime Making music Sound For our hearts In love Ebony & Ivory Live together in perfect harmony Comment: This particular piece is over a year old and is the first multicolored poem I cooked up. I hope you recognize the piano motif. Better highlight it to read the white "keys". Hope you'll enjoy it. ~ Chambermaid Chambermaid, Chambermaid Chambermaid cleaned the hall In rags that marked her diligence clad A sturdy little back she had A life of filth but she's not sad For Chambermaid found a key Found a key that said "TO COURAGE" Chambermaid, Chambermaid Chambermaid cleaned the kitchen A happy song she hums with pleasure Her innocence, it'd be her treasure Yes, she is one to conquer pressure For Chambermaid found a key Found a key that said "TO POWER" Chambermaid, Chambermaid Chambermaid cleaned the salon Wavering to step that one step further Pondering about that want that hurt her But over time that felt absurder For Chambermaid found a key Found a key that said "TO RESOLVE" But Chambermaid, Chambermaid Chambermaid cleaned the ballroom What joy it would be wearing gowns and dresses To be free from cleansing messes "I could have that too", she guesses For Chambermaid found a key Found a key that said "TO DESIRE" Chambermaid, Chambermaid Chambermaid cleaned the cellar Who would be that looming creeper? Is it the Chambermaid venturing deeper? Yes, it's her saying "finder keeper" For Chambermaid found a key Found a key that said "I DARE YOU" Chambermaid, Chambermaid Chambermaid cleaned the vault Out of her tattered clothes she stripped From riches undeserved she sipped But remorse already tore and ripped For Chambermaid found a key Found a key that said "TO HELL" Chambermaid, Chambermaid Chambermaid cleans her corpse But no matter how she cleans the stains Filth is what the floor regains With each spiteful cry she rains For Chambermaid found a key Found a key without a lock Chambermaid found a key Found a key that said "I TOLD YOU" Comment: This nursery rhyme-like poem is my newest. It tells of the trail from innocence to sin, induced by greed. Classic stuff, and by no means creative. Thanks for reading it in whole! ~ Kisses From Spiders ~What?~ Something scary or downright terrifying Rivers of sweat and tears Hugs from serpents and kisses from spiders ~Where?~ You'll be agonisingly immortal where you're going ~Who?~ You, trying to entertain the audience By pretending to be tougher than you really are Us, the serpents and spiders Playing the movie of your life with decent acting Everything that could ever go wrong Which you would know, since it all happened ~When?~ Tonight And the night before that one And the night after tonight See where we're getting at? See? See you soon Unfortunately I couldn't decline the invite Where else could I have gone tonight? After the sun succumed out of sight Like a robin gunned down in its flight I dared many a struggle or fight But I am a creature, a substantial wight No wonder my odds of victory were slight Against fabrications of self-centered fright Serving my past as an inevitable blight Soliciting me to take another bite Coercing me to do what I believe is right Wolfing down one more sin to feel light Scaring myself into a restless respite Comment: As you can see, this poem is divided in two separated acts: the invitation and the "-ight spamming". They are written from a different perspective of course. Personally I think that this poem doesn't really have a poetic feel to it.
I was asleep at the time you wrote that. Now I'm right here. :D
My gift to you is that I won't beat the living snot out of you today.
I know I am not a perv, therefore I have no need to watch the video. Now show me your boobs.
It has to be; we soak our baby food in that. Fixed.
Talk about them here. Right now I am somehow free of sake, whiskey, rum, Glühwein, campari, advocaat, wine, tequila, malibu, mojito, cider, jenever, vodka, calvados, absinthe, arrack, Schnaps or anything else that's not beer. I will post here again as soon as I contain several of the above.
This is a topic about beer, not about awesome drinks that are not beer. If you don't like it, then go make a topic called "Awesome drinks that are not beer". As a matter of fact, I'll save you the trouble.
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Seduce minors into showing their genitals.
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- Belgian beer is God's blood having been bottled. - Dutch beer is human urine having been bottled. - Australian beer almost beats Belgian beer out of the water. Almost. - America doesn't have beer, only cheap crap that pretends to be so. - German beer is good beer. In fact, every beer that sounds even remotely German is bound to be good beer. Except when it's not. - French beer...wait, what? - Danish beer is called Carlsberg and is probably the worst beer in the world. - Mexican beer (e.g. Corona) should be served with a lemon in it. If it isn't, then you've been tricked into drinking Spanish beer. And you don't want Spanish beer, now do you? - Irish beer has a thick foam collar. However when you're drinking any beverage from Ireland, it should not be beer. It should be whiskey. Or Irish coffee in the morning (on second thought, whiskey is probably better in the morning too).
Spam is good. Spam is great. Spam is godly.
I dislike music in general. Music distracts us from more important issues on life. Furthermore it is detrimental to the little bones in our ears. Whenever I hear music, I spit on it and wipe my arse with it. Serves it right.
