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  1. The_King
    ...Muffin has graced my thread with her presense? *changes next script so Muffin's in it*
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. The_King
    Relax-You'll be in number 2.
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. The_King
    I'm sorry, but that sorry excuse for an anime sucks balls. I-I can't join this. Please forgive me.
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  4. The_King
    -1: The Noob-

    We see a new member who has dragged ~Squishy~ into a "marry me" thread, which we all know only a total and complete tool would do...

    ...so he did it anyway.

    n00b: CtR, will you marry me? =D

    ~Squishy~: No...and it's Squishy now. I=(

    The_King: What's going on?

    ~Squishy~: Just some stalker making a "marry me" thread.

    The_King: What a stalker.

    n00b: Dude...I'm RIGHT HERE.

    The_King: Yeah, I know...and I'm not your "dude".

    Darkwatch walks in, followed by Chaser007, Kitty, Duel Wielder, and Hidden_light.

    Darkwatch: Okay, who made the "marry me" thread?

    S & TK: He did.

    n00b: Don't be a player hater!

    There was a long, akward pause, followed by The_King vomiting.

    Chaser: You okay, King?

    The_King: I'll be fine...I just need a few minutes.

    Darkwatch: ...CAN I JUST BAN HIM, ALREADY?!

    Duel Wielder: For the love of god, please do.

    The_King: Before he calls himself a "player" again.

    Duel Wielder: Says the man who calls himself a ki-

    The_King: SHUT UP. >_>

    ~Squishy~: Here we go again...

    The_King: What? Just because I say "shut up", an arguement has to start?

    Chaser & H_L: YES.

    Hidden_Light: Hey, where'd the tool go?

    n00b was sneaking away.

    Darkwatch: Not so fast.

    n00b: LIEK, YOOLL NEVAR CATSH ME!1!

    The_King: Ooh! Darkwatch!

    Darkwatch: Yes?

    The_King: Can I kill him?

    Darkwatch: ...I'm pretty sure you'd get arrested for a little thing called "homicide", King. You know, the thing that normally happens when you-?

    The_King already had his keyblade out.

    The_King: BY THE POWER OF ASGARD-

    Duel Wielder: Just...no.

    The_King: Fine. >_>

    The_King hit n00b with a light pearl, who then exploded into a bunch of stars.

    Chaser007: Stars? Why the HELL would he explode into-

    Darkwatch & ~Squishy~: Kingdom Hearts.

    The_King & Chaser: Ah.

    Hidden_Light: Well, I can honestly say this has been more entertaining than Reality TV.

    The_King & Duel Wielder: ANYTHING is more entertaining than Reality TV.

    Hidden_Light: ...You're no fun. >_>

    And thus, The_King celebrated the death of the stalker newbie by making brownies. Kitty nearly gouged his eyes out for not getting any lines, so he promised to give her more in the next one. Satisfied, she gouged his eyes out anyway and he spent 3 weeks in the hospital recovering. He then proceded to go back to KH-Vids.

    -END-
    Thread by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007, 31 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. The_King
    YOU STOLE THIS FROM ME! Oh well...;)

    Name: Sonic the Hedgehog
    World: Mobius
    Bio: Sonic's his name, speed's his game! The blue blur is not oblivious to the fact there are other worlds. Matter-of-fact, his trusty biplane the Tornado has taken him to a few, piloted by his good buddy Tails.

    Note: This Sonic is the Super Smash Bros Brawl version, and the only main characters in his world are him, Tails, and Eggman.
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  6. The_King
    This is more entertaining than Reality TV. =D
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. The_King
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    Yeeeees!!!

    Um...I'm talking about BRAWL. What you said has no connection whatsoever. >_>
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. The_King
    Sonic froze. GODDAMNIT. "Oh...um...hey! Can I help you with something?"
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  9. The_King
    NO SORA. Pikachu? Yes.
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  10. The_King
    Sonic walked over to the hot dog stand, having no clue Elise was turning towards him...
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  11. The_King
    "Kirby knows! Tell her buddy!"

    "...Puyo?"

    "...I guess we, heh, don't-a know."

    Black spores poured out from the ship...and began to take form as they hit the ground...
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  12. The_King
    The figure loomed overhead. It was a flying battleship...

    "Puyo, puyo!" Kirby yelled.

    "What's a 'Halbred'? You mean that?" Mario asked.

    Kirby nodded. "Puyo!"
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  13. The_King
    -DOWNTOWN SOLEANA-
    A blue blur races through town, knocking down several people. "SORRY!" A voice calls. It stops in an alley. "Well, Elise seems fine..."

    "Query: Why do you continue to guard the one named Elise when you do not know her nor is there a threat?"

    "You wouldn't understand if I told you, Omega."
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  14. The_King
    OOC: Shut up, I got grounded. >_>

    OOC: The city of Soleana looked well today. The children were playing, people were working, and everyone had a smile on their face. Yes, it seemed to be a better place since the Festival of the Sun.










    However...










    People have been spotting a strange blue wind in town ever since...
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  15. The_King
    Their fears came to be. The sky turned blood red, and the earth shook.

    "Puyo?" Kirby said.

    "I don't-a know WHAT it is, Kirby..." Mario said.

    An ominous figure appeared in the gray clouds...
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  16. The_King
    liek, o noes u wont.
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. The_King
    Post

    Yeeeees!!!

    ...What's wrong? This is the single greatest update since Snake!
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. The_King
    Forgive me, Darkwatch, but...


    WHY does everyone want MegaMan? I realize his chances are incredibly high...























    ...but he's about as exciting as Bomberman. -_-
    Post by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007 in forum: Gaming
  19. The_King
    So, Sonic made it in...

    ...

    Can you say "Huzzah"? :)


    [merged threads]
    Post by: The_King, Oct 10, 2007 in forum: Gaming
  20. The_King
    OOC: RIGHT NOW!

    Mario and Kirby shook hands as the crowd roared. They waved to them. Mario had just won a match against Kirby and felt like he was King of the Smash Bros. Tournament. Why? Because he WAS! Mario felt invincible. Nothing, I mean NOTHING could ruin his day!

    ...

    ...or so he thought...

    OOC: I'm sad now...:(
    Post by: The_King, Oct 10, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home