I'm all for that.
What else is new?
The counsel of trolls has now been summoned. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Ever listened to Child In Time? You'd scream for Freebird.
It's called a bear.
A playground for "special" kids.
Intelligence is a good thing? I knew I shouldn't have given up on it so soon...
So this is what happens when my experiments go wrong...
Okay, here's the story. Last night me and a friend went to a party where other friends and relatives were working (we went to support them: if more people came, the better they got paid). We found a circle of friends to spend our time with. One of the girls (15 years old), however, seemed to be bothered continuously by a guy in his early twenties. He wrapped his arm around her and stuff like that and you could tell she didn't like it as she was always very quick to get closer to us and away from him. Anwyay, we didn't let it kill the mood and paid little attention to it at that time. A few hours later we went outside to get some fresh air and we noticed the girl and the guy sneaking off. The girl could barely stand so we figured she had to be quite hammered. My friend said that "it's none of our business" but I didn't trust it so we snuck up behind them and followed them. The dude found a quite spot and started kissing her, groping her and rubbing her crotch. Again, she didn't seem to enjoy as I saw her pushing his hand away and turning her head away. I shouted him to stop and he startled. We came running to him and he put up a threatening pose but before he could do as much as lift a finger my friend punched him in the face. I dragged the girl away from the scene and tried to figure out her age and where she lives (we had nothing in common except for a mutual friend). She appeared to be drugged up (I'm guessing the guy put something in her drink, she didn't seem the type to do drugs of her own accord). Said perv was already quite groggy after one or two punches but my friend dealt some more blows. She (yeah, I hang out with violent females) asked me if she should stop to which I answered: "Remember he's most likely a rapist, not to mention a paedophile." Which was true, I guess. Everything seemed to point out that he was going to rape her and she was underage. Anway, my friend agreed and went kinda crazy on him: kicking his ribs several times, pounding his stomach, twisting his foot and punching him wherever she hadn't punched yet. We left the dude lying completely dazed and stunned, comforted the girl and brought her home. We texted our mutual friend that she wouldn't be coming back and that we'd explain everything the next day. We also explained the situation to her parents, including how none of this was her fault and including how we left the man who had done that to her. We did use fake names. It was hard to tell what they thought of it. So did we do the right thing here? FAQ (making it beforehand 'cause you're going to ask this anyway) Why didn't you call the police? 1. We didn't have the time. 2. We'd give our position away and he'd run for it. 3. It was still relatively close to the party so they'd probably barge in there too which isn't what we wanted (remember that we know the people responsible for the party). How was the party? Great, thank you.
Yes...Enjoyable... *mumbles to himself* Sucker... *chooses anus drill*
I was hoping you'd say that. *brings out cart covered by blanket* You don't know what's under here yet. But when you do, I assure you that your...
I'm sure there are a bunch, but I'm not gonna list them. Maybe some other time.
It means that if all the trolls from all the forums would make a forum of their own, you'd still be their forum troll.
You messed with your pacemaker again, haven't you?
Renegade? Who the hell's Renegade?
Nah, I wouldn't.
She's been bitching at me for spending too much time on this site. I might have to sleep on the couch and/or eat grub for the next couple of days. Thanks for getting me addicted to the Spam Zone, asshats.
I sold mine to Russians. It's called "taking responsibility".
And we're offering you the opportunity to toughen up. You should be grateful to the likes of Renegade. Now kneel say "thank you"!
Yeah yeah, it's always your friend...