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  1. SquishyZ3ro
    Hope this is a good section. o.o




    Dad and His Son

    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."
    With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
    Dear Dad,
    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
    But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

    Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
    Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
    Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
    Love,
    Your Son John
    PS. Dad, none of the above is true.

    I'm over at Tommy's house. I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
    I love you.
    Call me when it's safe to come home...
    Thread by: SquishyZ3ro, May 4, 2007, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. SquishyZ3ro
    Okay, so there's this animated film I watched a while back that I hugely enjoyed, and now I can't seem to remember the name. But I think it starts with a "K"... Anyway.

    It's actually a couple or three OVA's that they combined into one to make a movie, but the movie is in 2 parts. I believe the 2nd part either just came out or is coming out soon. I do know that it's about this guy who wakes up to realize he's been chosen to be this sort of protector of a certain town. These protectors(I don't remember what they're called, seeing as it's the name of the movie itself) have a partner, always female, that allows the protectors to take a certain form, which has a variety of majorly awesome abilities. I know they can like transform, sorta like transformers, into a plane form and a car form(loosely...)... And I know that these protectors are numerous and each one has dominion over a certain region. That's pretty much it...

    I'd really appreciate any help in figuring out the name of this damn movie. >.<
    Thread by: SquishyZ3ro, Apr 9, 2007, 0 replies, in forum: Anime and Manga
  3. SquishyZ3ro
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    Hiya!

    I'm le brand new, though I've already made like 4-5 posts. Ahaha. >.> -cough-

    Most of my info is in my profile, including my age and location and all that jazz, so I'll just say I love japanese culture, anime, RPG's (online and offline), poetry, literature, and I ADORE history. Ahaha! Also, I have never played Kingdom Hearts 1 or 2, nor do I own the games nor a PS2. However, I plan on buying all three in the very near future... >.>
    Thread by: SquishyZ3ro, Mar 30, 2007, 7 replies, in forum: Introductions & Departures