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    Chapters 3 and 4

    If you watch me on DeviantArt, you'll notice that this update was originally posted as three. However, when I originally planned it, this was to be one chapter. I decided to go the Easy Route and go back to that. As always, profanity, your poor virgin ears might bleed, yadda yadda yadda.

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    In Which Xilord Is Named \
    Turbulence \
    Special Delivery

    A few weeks later…

    “I told you, I told you, I told you,†Marluxia gloated, commenting on Xigbar’s “new lookâ€.
    “Shut up, Marluxia,†Zexion growled, stalking through the halls.
    “What?†the pink-haired assassin chuckled. “I’m just sayin’… I mean, I’M the one who told you that, when Xig’s stomach got bigger, there’d be no pinning it on a beer belly. And… Well… LOOK at him!â€
    “Well, it COULD be a beer belly…†Zexion muttered sourly.
    “Psh! No it couldn’t! C’mon, Zex – he hasn’t visited a bar for WEEKS now! Admit it. I was right, and you were wrong. C’mon! Say it…!~â€
    “I ain’t saying ANYTHING until he HAVES the damned… THING. Men having children is nothing but pure science fiction.â€
    Marluxia rolled his eyes. “Whatever ya say, Zex…â€

    Elsewhere in the sleepy castle, Luxord was pressing his ear to Xigbar’s rapidly growing stomach. “Hey there, little guy!~ Can’t wait to see ya!†A gasp. “What’s that? You’re gonna be a gambler just like your Pop? You’re gonna best your mum at surfin’?! You do yer old man proud…â€
    Xigbar shoved Luxord off, scowling. “Quit it!†he complained. “That is SO totally awkward, dude – seriously. And, besides – no kid of MINE is gonna beat me at surfin’. It’s impossible. You’d have a better chance of Vexen getting laid.â€
    Luxord chuckled. “Now, love, that’s rude…â€
    “Since when did I ever care about manners?†Xigbar huffed. Thankfully, the mood swings were getting a bit more predictable, but he was finding himself more and more irritable from the lack of alcohol and smoking…

    Luxord sat on the bed across from Xigbar. They were in the Gambler of Fate’s room, Xigbar seated at the far end of the room, slurping another vanilla-and-pickle milkshake as if his life depended on it.

    The blonde smiled at him. “Ya know, we haven’t named it yet!~ How about we give a shot, huh, luv? Got any ideas?â€
    Xigbar blinked. “Uh… Okay… But we should come up with boy AND a girl name since we’re still not sure what it is… How about… Juxeil? For a girl?â€
    “Ooh – good one, mate! Okay, okay… What about… Xaustelle? Sounds pretty exotic, huh?â€
    “Yeah, dude. Awesome – we should be, like, professional namer-dudes or something. People should totally PAY US for doing this.â€
    “Getting back to the naming…~ Okay, uh… Uh… How about Xonah?â€
    “Or… Xavier? Always loved that name, dude. Sounds SO badass!â€
    “Or even Maxwell!†Luxord cried, sounding proud of himself.
    “No, no… Maxwell sounds too… Normal. I want somethin’ that’s BOOM. In your FACE, as soon as you say it!â€

    “Ooh! Ooh! I’ve got it, mate!†Luxord cried, grinning. “How about… LUXORD THE SECOND!!!†He beamed at Xigbar, fully expecting him to agree.
    Xigbar rewarded him with a dead stare. “Eh… No. Here’s a thought – how about we try to COMBINE our names instead?â€
    “Oh… You mean something like… Luxig…?â€
    “Nah – that sounds like a weird remix of ‘Luigi’ or somethin’,†Xigbar laughed. “Hmmm… Damn – why are boys’ names so much harder to come up with?â€
    “OH! OH! I KNOW! How about… LUXIGORD!†Insert more beaming here.
    “DUDE! NO! Jeez! You’re not very good at this, are you? I was thinking something like… Iunno. Xilord!â€
    Luxord whined a bit. “XILORD?! Why THAT name?! I’m the dad, mate! Shouldn’t I be the one at the front of the name?!â€

    Wrong. Thing. To do.

    “Oh, I’M sorry, Luxord – I just thought that, Iunno, because I’M the one having to ****ing **** the kid-turd OUT, that maybe I’D go in front of the name this time?! How does THAT sound?!â€
    Oh, for the love of Kingdom Hearts! Luxord, deciding that it would be better to end this before it really began. “Okay, okay! You’re right, love! You get the front of the name, and I get the most letters! How’s that?â€
    Xigbar grunted. “Alright, I guess…â€

    Luxord gave a grateful sigh. He’d dodged a bullet with that one. “So it’s settled? If it’s a girl, it’s Xaustelle. If it’s a boy, it’s Xilord?â€
    Xigbar nodded, grinning. “Works for me.â€
    “Good. Now—â€

    Knocking suddenly sounded on the door. Luxord blinked. “Who is it…?†he called nervously. If it was Xemnas or Saïx, Xigbar would have to get out of there and fast. They didn’t want Xemnas to know about it, lest he order them to “get rid of itâ€.

    Luckily, it WASN’T Xemnas or his lapdog. The door swung open smoothly, revealing Lexaeus with a miniscule smile on his usually-serious face. “Hello, you two.â€
    “Oh…†Xigbar sighed slightly. “Lex, you nearly gave us a stroke, dude! What is it?â€
    “Xigbar, Vexen wants to take you in for another examination… He thinks that it is VERY important to document all of the happenings of this very special event.â€
    Xigbar groaned. “I dun WANNA!†he whined. “What the hell’s so great about sitting on a cold freakin’ table while a boney old scientist dude standing they, pokin’ and proddin’ you all ANNOYING like?!â€

    Luxord chuckled slightly. “You seem to be forgettin’, mate – YOU’RE a boney, old scientist, too, ya know!â€
    Xigbar snarled, snatching him up by his collar. “Make another smart comment like that again, and I’ll rip yer arm off and BEAT ya with it!†he growled.
    Luxord just smirked slightly, chuckling again as Xigbar shoved him away harmlessly with a disgruntled pout.
    “We really should be moving, you two…†Lexaeus murmured patiently.
    “Oh – yes, of course…â€

    Lexaeus formed a portal with a swish of his hand, and they all stepped through. Moments later, Xigbar was lying on the table, looking thoroughly pissed as Vexen moved his rather-cold stethoscope over Xigbar’s scared torso to see if he was breathing normally and such. Every time he found something intriguing, he jotted it down on a notebook, and went to his laptop and clicked something a few times. It was pretty boring.

    After a moment, Vexen murmured, “That’s odd…â€
    “What?†Xigbar and Luxord asked in unison.
    “According to my calculations, Xigbar, this child has been developing 3 to 4 times faster than usual… This is mind-boggling!†he exclaimed.
    “Whoa. Dude. Freaky,†Xigbar said with a cringe.
    “So… How long do you think it’s going to take before he has it, Vexen?†Luxord asked.
    “Hmmm… Hard to say… My guess is somewhere between four to six more weeks. Give or take.â€
    Luxord mumbled slightly under his breath. I want my baby NOW, damn it…

    “Of course…†Vexen drawled. “I can’t be sure unless I see for myself… Are you ready for your first ultrasound, Xigbar?â€
    The man grunted slightly. “No…â€
    “C’mon, luv – don’t you want to get a first look at our little bundle of joy…?†Luxord asked softly, squeezing Xigbar’s hand.
    A sigh. “Yeah – I guess…†the man muttered.

    After Xigbar was laid in the proper position, and Vexen had applied some conducting gel, he began gently sliding his transducer along the man’s slightly bulging stomach and looking up at the screen.

    What he saw absolutely baffled him. He moved the transducer this way and that, furrowing his brow slightly.
    “So, uh…†Xigbar blinked. “What exactly are we supposed to be lookin’ at, anyway?â€
    “… There is supposed to an image of a fetus showing on the screen…†Vexen was squinting.
    “… Really?†Luxord peered closer. “… All I see is a… white cloud…â€
    “… That’s the alarming part…†Vexen murmured, jotting something down.
    Luxord and Xigbar shot each other worried glances.

    After a few more minutes of scanning and dutiful note-taking, Vexen placed his pen daintily into his clipboard. “Well, Xigbar, I’m going to have to insist that you return at least twice a week so that I can continue to monitor this astounding occurrence.â€
    The two worried parents nodded, Luxord squeezing Xigbar’s hand gingerly. “So I’m clear, then? We can go?†Xigbar asked.
    “Well…†Vexen started slowly. Carefully, even. “There actually was another matter I wanted to discuss with you two…â€
    Luxord blinked. “Well? Spit it out, mate.â€

    That’s when Xigbar saw it. That slow, devious, scheming grin that would make a small child have nightmares for a week.

    He gasped. “WHAT?! No!†A scowl of disgust. “Vexen, there will be NO experimenting on the baby!â€
    The smirk dropped, and Vexen let out an undignified whine. “But Xiiiiiig-baaaaaaaaar! This will be the first Nobody child born in history! And by a male, too! Think of the discoveries to be made!â€
    “****. Your. ****ing. Discoveries,†Xigbar growled, sitting up. “No means NO.â€
    “But—!â€

    Xigbar seized the blonde scientist by the collar and dragged him down to eye-level, grinning dangerously. “Listen, pal…†he hissed between clenched teeth. “My back is KILLING ME. I’ve had to go six long, BRUTAL weeks without the TINIEST bit of rum, or even a ****ing smoke. I have peed FIFTY-TWO times today, and you don’t even wanna KNOW about what’s going on with my nipples.â€

    Vexen blinked. “Allow me to take an educated guess?â€
    Xigbar’s grip got tighter and his grin got wider and more scary. “LISTEN, you ****er. Don’t push your luck ANY more, because I am NOT in the mood for your bullshit. You want to do your freaky-assed experiments? **** out your OWN damn kid-turd.â€

    He shoved the bumbling scientist away and turned to the snickering Luxord. “Help me up, ya bum!†he snapped moodily.
    “Right away, darlin’!~â€

    The two left the discontented scientist by himself in his lab, muttering to himself about imbeciles who didn’t know the finer points of science.

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    For some reason, Xigbar suddenly had a whole new appreciation for the twilight hours. Not sunset, though, as some of the younger Nobodies seemed to be so fond of. For him, the real beauty lied at the peak of dawn.

    There was just something so… invigorating about it. The feeling of having survived the cold, dark night, and being delivered to a new, fresh day. The sensation of grass, crisp and decorated with sparkling dew underneath bare feet – everything from the cool, humid air to the soft, pink tint of the skies was just… perfect.

    Xigbar took a deep breath, watching the sun gently peak over the horizon of the Blue Mountains of Hallow Bastion. He gingerly patted his bulging belly, almost wishing that his child was there already so that he could see the beautiful sight for himself.

    A sigh. The following weeks had been worrying. There was something growing inside of him – that was for certain – but everything about it was… Off. The baby should have been far past the kicking stage by then, but Xigbar never felt a thing. Also, the white cloud never went away. It’d been all Luxord could do to convince him that the baby hadn’t been lost. But how could they know for certain, unless—

    “Oh, damn it…â€

    Xigbar moaned as a sudden contraction rocked his body, and his eyes widened with a gasp. Wetness trickled down his thighs, and unless he’d spontaneously contracted Alzheimer's and lost full control of his bladder, he was sure that his water had broken. “Damn it,†he cursed to himself, waving open a portal. “I thought those contractions I was having last night were just false alarms! This is REALLY ****ing happening!!!â€

    He stumbled into Luxord’s room and banged on the wall, shaking. “Luxord! Luxord, get up! It’s coming – I can feel it!â€
    “Eh – what…?†Luxord asked drowsily, not used to being woken at this hour.
    “UP, YOU BUM!!!†Xigbar screeched. “MY MANGINA IS READY TO **** THE KID TURD!!!â€
    “What?†Luxord gasped, popping up. “The baby? It’s here???†He squealed and waved open another portal. “C’mon, hun! Hurry! Let’s hurry to Vexen’s lab!â€

    Minutes later, Xigbar was being helped onto a stainless-steel table on an inflatable, plastic mattress in the Chilly Academic’s lair. Vexen was buzzing around in excitement, wanting to capture every moment of this astounding breakthrough for science.

    Luxord patted his lover’s hand. “How are you doing, hun?†he whispered.
    Xigbar hummed idly. “You know… it’s weird. I always figured that I’d be freaking out about this, but… I’m totally cool about it, dude.†He smiled up at Luxord. “It’s true what they say. This really IS a magical moment we’ll cherish forever, that nothing could EV—â€


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    “HOLY ****!!! Get it out of me! GET IT OUT OF MEEEE!!!â€

    Dear God, it’d only taken a few hours before he was screaming and cursing like a soldier. Vexen had also called in Zexion and Marluxia – one to assist him with the delivery, and the other to video tape what was going on for later study. Needless to say, Xigbar wasn’t too happy about this, but he had OTHER things to worry about. Like trying to strangle Luxord.

    The Freeshooter hissed, grabbing the poor blonde by the collar, and dragging him close. “You ****er – YOU did this to me!!! I oughta blow your ****in’ brains out RIGHT NOW!!! YOU should be the one shitting out the ****ing kid-turd, not me! I’M SEME!!!â€

    Luxord choked. “C…Come now, love… You remember what you were saying earlier, about this being a magical experience and that we’ll cherish it forev—ACK!!!â€
    Xigbar’s grip tightened on the man’s neck, nostrils flaring. “BULLSHIT!!! You try shitting this thing out, and then YOU tell me how ****ing magical this experience is!!!â€
    “V… Vexen…!†Luxord managed to gasp out, face turning alarmingly purple.
    The blonde scientist glanced up distractedly. “Restrain him,†he commanded Marluxia as he went on with his work.

    Soon, Xigbar was being forcefully held down by several strong vines, and Luxord had been released from his deadly grip. Shaken, he rubbed his bruising neck gingerly. “C…Can’t you give him, like, some sort of anesthesia or… something? Don’t women usually do that?â€
    “Give him epidural?†Vexen gasped. “Oh, no! Absolutely not! This is the first childbirth of Nobody history! And from a MAN, too! No – absolutely not. This childbirth must be entirely NATURAL.â€
    “VEXEN, YOU PIG-****ER!!! I’m going to ****ing KILL you!â€
    “Yes, quite,†Vexen hummed idly. “Now, make sure you breathe the way I’ve been instructing you…â€

    The tortuous experience went on with a multitude of screaming, cursing, and gnashing from Xigbar. Luxord could barely watch. Why would any woman WANT to do this?! This was insane!!! And disgusting, too.

    He gagged, twitching as a rush of reddish mucus gushed out from the sheet that was thankfully covering the lower part of Xigbar’s body. “I… Is that… blood…?†he whimpered, face going pale.
    Zexion nodded, holding the camera steady. “Yep. As I’ve shown you before, it’s quite normal for blood-covered mucus to—â€

    Whumpf.

    Zexion blinked, and glanced out to see a passed out Luxord on the ground next to him. “Oh, for the love of…†He groaned. “Vexen! We lost Luxord!â€
    “Ignore him – we have enough people to take care of this, anyway!†the scientist snapped. “XIGBAR! Keep doing those breathing exercises I told you about!â€
    “I AM, YOU ****ING DONKEY HUMPER – SHUT THE HELL UP!â€
    Marluxia was monitoring his vital signs. The man sighed. “Really, Vexen – how much longer is this going to take! It was fun at first, but it really loses its hilarity the fiftieth time he accuses you of bestiality.â€
    Zexion nodded silently in agreement.
    “Be patient, you two – if my estimght, it shouldn’t be long before…†A squint. “Before…â€

    A sudden gasp. “Xigbar! Xigbar, push! Push!†he commanded.
    “I AM ****ING PUSHING!!!â€
    “Well push HARDER! I think I see the head! Push! Push!!!â€

    Encouraged by the thought of getting the horrid experience over with, Xigbar did as he was commanded, grunting and straining as hard as he could. A pained gasp, and, thankfully, the worst of it was all over. The bedraggled man sighed, collapsing onto his bed, running a hand shakily through his hair.

    “My baby…†he muttered. “Where is it? I want to see…â€

    Silence.

    “Hello?! Guy who just went through fifteen ****ing hours of labor wants to see his kid now!â€

    Vexen stared at the bloodied delivery in his hands awkwardly, Marluxia’s jaw dropped to the floor, and Zexion nearly dropped the camera in shock. Vexen wiped away some bloody mucus, staring.

    “Er… Congratulations, Xigbar… It’s a… a… hmmm…â€
    “A what? What’s going on?!†Xigbar turned slightly frantic. “Is everything okay???†He tried to sit up to get a look for himself.
    Marluxia tried to finish for Vexen, who’d suddenly lost the ability to say anything decipherable. “It’s a… It’s an—â€

    A gasp, and suddenly Xigbar’s eyes got as big as grapefruits. “HOLY ****!!! It’s a ****ing EGG!!!â€

    Another stunned silence, and, with a weak moan, Zexion swooned and passed out right next to Luxord.

    (( To be continued... ))


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    Yes.

    A man-egg.

    You're reading a story about friggin' mpreg. Logic holds no influence here.

    More updates later!
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    You open it. It's a(n)...
    1: Letter of acceptance from the college you're planning on going to finally.
    2: A letter from an old flame who left.
    3: Junk mail.
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    You open the door and...
    1: say, "Get offa my property or I'll shatter your damn kneecaps."
    2: say, "I GOT YOUR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES RIGHT HERE!!!"
    3: invite them in cordially.
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    I love you, Nomura. And yet, I hate you. I hate you SO much.

    NO! We loves him! We loves our Nomura!
    No! We hates him! We hates him and all of his fandom-distroying badness! We wish he woulds fall off a cliff!
    No, no! Then how would he completes the next piece of fandom that we must buy and loves?!


    etc.
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    Thanks for your support! ;w;
    Profile Post by 2Foxxie4U for Chevalier, Nov 3, 2009
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    I responded IN the quote because I'mma lazy bish. XDDD

    Thanks - can't wait until I finish part two! XDDD And, really - look at the original animation! This whole entire story would probably make more sense to you, then. XDDD

    Peace. <3
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    The Portrait

    I was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO incredibly mad that I couldn't get this in by Halloween. >.<;;; My internet suddenly went BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP, and I was like, "DDDX" and it was like, ">DDD" and... There was nothing I could do. GOD, I was so pissed. You guys have no idea. But, whatever... Better late than never, right?

    This is DIRECTLY inspired an incredible animation I saw on mah favorite site... DA, of course. (Link at the bottom - don't want to spoil it!) XDDD I tried my best to do lots of research to make all of the timeline stuff in this story line up as closely as possible, but... I kind of failed. So you notice anything that doesn't quite fit, history geeks, please be kind and keep it to yourself - I'll develop ulcers if I worry about this stupid thing for much longer! DDDX

    Happy Halloween, ya'll - hope you got to nom on lots of candies! <333

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    The Portrait​


    It was a chilly, late-autumn day and a slight breeze sifted through the branches of the nearly-bare trees. A young boy – maybe about fourteen years of age, was trudging through a narrow, twisting trail, muttering to himself. “Curse this wind… Curse my little brother… Curse that infuriating kite with its ACCURSED string!†Thomas lamented to himself, brushing his hair out of his eyes. “Be the precious little child too far in his youth to walk not but TEN minutes into the forest to retrieve his OWN kite? Me thinks not! Mother is spoiling the boy – she never…â€

    He stopped and gaped as he abruptly came to the edge of a small clearing in the forest – a clearing that most people in his village tended to avoid like the plague itself. In the center was a beautiful, yet mysteriously ominous house that was at least a century and a half old. Or, at least, by his calculations, it was. It’d been there for as long as even the oldest widow in the village could remember, but there were no records of it being in the original blueprints of the town.

    He examined it closely. Sturdy cobblestone bricks boasted powerful, sturdy walls, and the roof was composed of heavy, red tiles that sloped beautifully. Not one shingle was out of place, it seemed – proof of its durability. The double doors for the main entrance were composed of a heavy, oak-like wood and were beautifully – artistically, even – carved in dozens of magnificent designs. Even mother nature had proved to be good to the old house – the walls were tenderly embraced by luscious, green vines that seemed to only enhance its beauty. And hanging above the doorway – blast it all – was the kite, perfectly speared on a spike jutting straight up from the center of the house. “Oh, splendid…†he sighed, running his fingers through his hair. “How on earth am I supposed to get it down? The cursed thing is at least three floors up…â€

    He was thinking about climbing a nearby tree, and walking along the roof until he reached the kite, or even leaving it, when something caught his eye in one of the windows. For a second, he thought he saw the shadow of a person, but he shook his head and dismissed it as of the curtains fluttering in the breeze. But now, he had a simpler solution to his problem. Why not just go inside, climb out of windows in the attic, and get the kite that way? He insisted to himself that the reasoning behind it was because it would be much safer and easier than having to scale an entire tree, but inwardly, he knew that wasn’t the MAIN reason. The main reason was that he wanted to be THAT guy. The one who went into the old, abandoned house and came back with nothing but a shrug and a, “It wasn’t that big of a deal.â€

    The adults thought it was just a rat-infested deathtrap of a house with rotted floor-boards and collapsing ceilings. Going inside of the old mansion was strictly forbidden since it was so old and probably in very bad shape. The children stayed away from it, anyway, though not for the exact reason the adults specified. Among the children, it was rumored that the old mansion was… haunted. Every year, it seemed, a new rumor would surface about some strange boy that no one had ever heard of wandering into the house, never to be seen again.

    Thomas rolled his eyes. Children, he scoffed inwardly. I do not fear that house! I’m going to walk right in, get my maddening brother’s kite back, and tell everyone that those stories are a whole lot of nonsense! With a dignified nod, he raised his head regally, and began climbing the porch stairs. Hesitating at the heavy, oaken double doors, he turned the warm, brass knob, and slowly pushed one of the doors open.

    Creeeeeeeeeeak…

    The first thing he thought was, Heavens, it sure is balmy in here… And, indeed, it was – it seemed as if the crisp, autumn air had vanished completely. It was warm as blood inside of the abandoned mansion.

    The second thing he thought was, This is quite possibly the most beautiful place I’ve ever set foot in! He’d been expecting to see a run-down sham of a house, but it seemed as new and fresh as the first day it stood.

    The walls were painted grassy green with white patterns flitting through it. The floor was composed of red-oak heartwood and was adorned with a lush, red rug with golden trimmings. From the balcony above, two identical stair cases curved downward from the second floor, embracing the scenery in a tight hug. The underside of the balcony and staircases sparkled so, that he wondered if they were made of solid gold. Marble busts of several important-looking men and women were placed slightly before the staircases. Pale, dim light filtered in from the windows on the second floor. And there, in the center of it all and placed above an elaborate, granite mantle fireplace, was a giant portrait of a wealthy family of five.

    Thomas looked around in wonder, slowly closing the door behind himself. “Amazing…†he breathed softly, his eyes taking in the ethereal scene. He could guess by just observing the outside that the place wasn’t as rotted-through as the adults speculated, but this was almost… unreal. He’d been expecting dust… cobwebs… Anything! But the entire place was spotless. Almost as if there was someone still living there.

    Curious, the boy stepped up to the mantle to get a closer look at the magnificent painting above it, shedding the light jacket he’d taken with him on the trek outside. He wouldn’t need it in the house, as warm as it was. He examined the family in the picture closely, getting an ever-worsening case of the jitters every second he observed them.

    There were two girls and three men. The two girls were towards the bottom of the painting, the older, more confined one and the younger, more bratty-looking one. The older had her hair in a bun, and was sitting with her hands folded daintily over her lap. A pearl necklace and her low-cut, maroon-colored dress highlighted her long, swan-like neck. Had it not been for the stern expression on her face, he might’ve even taken a fancy to her. The little girl was standing beside her with her long, black hair falling down her shoulders as she glared spitefully into the real world. She was wearing a fancy, white dress. That one… he decided, probably frightens me out the most…

    Shivering, he decided to move to the upper half of the painting. In the upper left corner was a pudgy sort of man with a suit and a wrist watch. He looked quite elderly compared to the rest of the children he was standing with; what little hair he had left was snowy white. Next to him was slender, youthful boy with jet-black hair in a tuxedo. His lips were pulled back into a quiet, devious sort of smile. In a stark distinction from the raven-haired boy next to him, was a sorrowful looking blonde boy with spectacles. He seemed to be a lot more commonly dressed than the rest of the people in the lavish painting.

    Thomas stared at it for a long time. It was beautifully done, but… cold and unflattering in every aspect of the word. Especially the eyes – they seemed… soulless. Ethereal. Even in the temperate climate of the strange, old house, he could feel a cold chill creeping up the back of his neck with every passing second that he gazed at it… The fool that painted this picture wouldn’t have gotten nary a cent from me if it was MY portrait painted as such an abomination…

    It was then that he noticed a dim, flickering light and glanced down to see a lighted candle resting on the mantle before him. Without a thought, the boy scooped it up and shook his head. I have to stay focused here… I did not come here to criticize the finer points of art – I came to get my idiotic little brother’s kite back.

    He began climbing the stairs, his preoccupied mind coming up with solutions as to how he could get the kite down safely, yet still be able to leave SOME sort of undeniable proof that it had INDEED been caught atop the top of the house. Upon reaching the top of the stairs, he was thinking of maybe detaching the tail and tying it in a bow atop the spire where the kite had originally been pierced, when he thought he saw a flickering shadow again a little ways down the hall. He turned to face… whatever it was, but it’d suddenly disappeared.

    … Strange… Thomas shook his head. But probably nothing! he quickly assured himself, brow furrowing. To prove himself that it was INDEED nothing, the boy began approaching the room at the end of the hallway, where the “thing†had disappeared.

    He blinked, pushing open a door that was already slightly ajar. This one was noticeably less ornamental than the front one, and probably made out of pine instead of oak, but it was just as lovely in a more practical sense. The room inside was a tad bit messier than what he’d seen of the rest of the house, but completely empty. There was a pendulum clock mounted on the wall – still ticking, Thomas observed with a touch of something that absolutely was NOT concern, because that would be foolish – a bookshelf in a corner with some of the books strewn around the floor, a working desk with a chair in front of it, a mirror—

    Oh, hello, handsome! The attractive face in the mirror broke out into a pleased grin as Thomas strode inside and examined himself, gingerly stroking his chin. Sandy-brown hair, green, intelligent eyes, freckles that highlighted his high cheekbones, pretty good height and build for his age… He flicked a lock of his short hair out of his eyes and stood at a slightly different angle, taking all of his masculine beauty in. It was unfathomable why the girls weren’t falling all over him at school! He had it all – looks, brains, talent…

    The candle flickered and illuminated something in the background, sparking his interest in seemingly the only thing that he would ever find more interesting than himself. He gasped and whirled around, seeing something yellow glint in the dim candle-light. C… Could those be…?! He gasped, approaching a rather large chest lying open on the ground. “… An entire case of… DOUBLOONS!†he gasped, mind reeling. He placed the candle on the ground and fell to his knees, running shaky hands through the priceless treasure. They were all smooth and cool to the touch. Carefully, he picked up one of the golden coins and nipped on the edge. It was real, alright. He’d ACTUALLY happened upon an entire chest of gold doubloons!

    He was already considering what to spend it on, when his mind caught up to him. What?! No! He suddenly looked horrified. I can’t take this money! Stealing is a sin! Thy heavenly father forbids it!
    Then again…
    he considered after a short pause. … Thy heavenly father would doubtlessly forgive thee for such a minuscule act…
    No! I can’t take it! This is someone else’s money!
    That “someone else†has been gone for over a hundred years now. If they aren’t surely dead by now, it is obvious they do not care enough to miss it… And if I don’t take it now, someone else might come in and take it, instead!

    Besides…
    he reasoned. Mother could use the money… It’s been so hard on her lately…
    You know full well that mother would never accept this, had she knowledge of whence it came!
    She does not NEED to know…
    But she is bound to ask questions!
    Then I won’t tell her about it at all! I’ll spend it as I see fit! On things that I want! On things that I DESERVE!
    A maniacal grin split his face in two. It’ll just be this once! Just this one time and I’ll never do it again!

    He scooped up a large handful, and shoved the valuable coins into his pocket greedily. He was scooping up his second handful when suddenly, a chilling gale whooshed into the room, extinguishing his candle. The door banged shut with a loud TH-WACK, leaving the boy in pitch-black darkness, trembling with fear. He hadn’t seen anything because he was looking the other way when the wind blew, but he’d heard, very faintly, a sound very much similar to a key turning in a lock. Soon, a tiny rustle sounded, as if the pages of the books were being disturbed, though he felt no wind.

    There was someone else in the room. And he was locked inside WITH them. His breath hitched a bit in fear.

    Tick… Tock… Tick… Tock… The clock continued steadfastly, filling the chilling silence.

    “H…Hello…? He called in an uncharacteristically thin voice. “… Hello…?†Thinking quickly, he dumped everything that was in his pockets back into the open chest. “I… I’m sorry… I wasn’t thinking clearly – usually, I never would have CONSIDERED…†The boy shook his head. “J…Just please release me – I promise never to return. You can even keep the kite!â€

    Tick… Tock… Tick… Tock…

    The boy shook his head. I have to get out of here! Maybe it was just my imagination that I heard the door lock – it’s probably still open – it has to bethisisinsanetherehastobeawayouttherehastotherehasto!!!

    Panic slowly enrapturing the boy, he began trying to feel his way back to the door shakily. He cried out as he tripped over something he was sure he didn’t see before when he’d come in. “Ow… Ow… My foot…†he hissed softly. He tried to pick himself up again, when his hand brushed across something. A hand. A cold, clammy, human hand. He immediately drew back with a sharp gasp.

    Tick… Tock… Tick… Tock… Tick………… The clock abruptly stopped.

    He jumped to his feet with a panicked yelp, and then a strangled, unconvincing, “Sh…Show yourself! I do not fear you! I am not afraid to fight!â€
    It was then that he felt warm breath on the back of his neck. Petrified with fear, he turned around to face the perpetrator of his demise.

    Suddenly, another huge gust of wind blew, literally knocking the door off its hinges. Light flooded the room, and Thomas suddenly found himself face to face with…

    Himself?

    Thomas choked back a gasp in utter horror. Stretching from the mirror was a gigantic, warped version of himself. His eyes were abnormally huge, taking up nearly a third of his face and completely soulless – almost exactly like the people in that painting. His grinning mouth stretched LITERALLY from ear to ear and was filled with large, wickedly sharp teeth – reminiscent to shark teeth and the corners of his mouth stretched nearly to his temples. His nose was missing entirely, as if his face had to make room for the ridiculous proportions of his mouth and eyes. His nails were as long and sharp as deadly talons from a bird of prey, and his arm was pulled back as if to strike at his face.

    Before he had time to even register what his eyes were seeing, Thomas felt something clamp around his ankle, and yank him back – so hard that he fell to the ground. The warped image of his own reflection swiped at him with those talon-like claws, but apart from a tiny slash on his cheek, the boy escaped unharmed. Thomas gave a weak cry of disbelief, feeling the cut. It’s real! This is all real! I’m not imagining it- this is proof!!!

    The thing holding his ankle jerked again, and the next thing he knew, he was zipping through the hallway foot-first, so terrified, he didn’t even know he was screaming. “HEAVENLY FATHER, FORGIVE ME!!!†he shrieked, thinking maybe that this was some sort of divine punishment for his previous sin. “CRUSH ME NOT BENEATHST THINE HEEL – DELIVER ME AND CLEANSE ME ANEW! I BEG of thee!â€

    Terrified out of his wits, he began dragging his fingernails against the floorboards of the house, trying vainly to slow whatever was dragging him. The floor, which had before felt so dense and hard was now warm and as soft as human flesh. Within moments, the “floorboards†were torn to ribbons under his hands, and started oozing a dark, wet, sticky substance…

    Blood! Thomas shrieked with terror and horror anew, tears springing to his eyes. The house shifted unnaturally and groaned as if in pain. “LORD, DELIVER ME!!!â€

    By then, he had reached the stairs. He was expecting to go tumbling down to his doom, but to his surprise, he shot out straight ahead – floating completely in mid air! He was about to start screaming again, when he noticed something. He gasped, glancing in the direction he was headed. The door! He was headed for the exit! Yes! YES! I’m going to make it! Thank you, Lord!

    But, alas, he hadn’t even made it halfway before the ornamental rug on the floor writhed and shot forward like a striking snake, catching him by his wrist. He gave a short utterance of pain at the sudden jerk that nearly dislocated his shoulder as he came to a complete standstill in midair, with both ends struggling against each other. He wriggled slightly, trying to free his hand from the sentient rug, but the thing held fast as if it were clamped on.

    He was going to start trying to pry it off with his fingers, when a series of loud crackling sounds alerted him that something ELSE was going horribly, horribly wrong. He glanced down to see that there was a jagged crack starting at the double doors and running through the center of the floor. A second later, it’d opened into a large, gaping hole. He couldn’t see very far into it, but he could very faintly discern the shape of the pale, ghastly form of a skeleton, all flesh picked clean to the bone. Suddenly, the floor shoot up and snapped at Thomas like an enormous crocodile. He had no doubt that he would have been dead, if whatever was latched onto his leg so steadfastly hadn’t veered off to the left.

    It was then that his bladder chose to relieve itself. He began tugging at the rug again with renewed vigor, whimpering like a helpless kitten. “O-Our F-Father, who art in h-heaven,†he began meekly, “hallowed b-be thy n-name…â€

    Suddenly, the house began cracking and shifting all around him. Glancing up, he could see that the ceiling was starting to cave in. “Th-Thy Kingdom come… Th…Thy will be done…†The floor snapped up at him again. He swerved to the right this time, but with the ceiling being a fair amount lower than before, it was a much closer shave than before. “On earth as it is in heaven!â€

    A shriek as the front doors burst open with a huge, maleficent gust of wind. Pretty soon, the gust turned into a powerful vacuum, sucking him towards the portrait. “Give us this day our daily bread!†he screamed above the howling wind.

    His heart pounded wildly as the floor shot up at him again. He writhed in pain as he tried to jerk away his wrist from the possessed rug once more. It was turning blue-ish purple now from lack of oxygen, and if he had to give a wild guess, judging on how it felt at the moment he’d say his foot was, too. He felt as if he were being torn in half. “And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us!†The wind was slicing so hard now that he felt as if his flesh was being torn from his bones. With a start, he realized the wind was SAYING something. He couldn’t quite understand it – maybe this was some sort of demonic language unknown to humans? – but he was certain that he could hear something…

    “And lead us not into temptation...â€

    Another sickening groaning sound sounded from behind him. Frightened about what it could possibly that he’d be seeing next, Thomas craned his head back to look at the portrait. He blinked, and took another look. All of the images of the people on it were gone! But there was something very strange happening – out of the inky darkness of the empty canvas, there was a shape forming. As it gained more and more sustenance, he could make five separate, clawed fingers. “... AND DELIVER ME FROM EVIL!!!†he shouted frantically as he squirmed and struggled to get free, tears running down his face.

    “FOR THINE IS THE KINGDOM—†a strangled gasp as the rough fabric of the ornamental rug sliced further into his wrist, “THE POWER—†a wince as the floor snapped at him again – so close, he could feel the wind whooshing past him, “AND THE GLORY!!!â€

    The hand was now up to its elbow in length. It flexed all of its fingers slightly, then rushed forward towards the boy. Thomas howled with terror and twisted one last time.

    “FOREVER AND EVER!†He squeezed his eyes shut. “AMEN!â€

    He couldn’t tell what happened next. There was a short scuffling sound, and something that resembled a strangled cry, and suddenly he was rocketing through the air again – this time by the laws of physics rather than supernatural aid. Blindly spinning through the air, he slammed into a tree on the outskirts of the clearing, and slumped down with a weak moan.

    In front of his disbelieving eyes, he could see the house contorting and twisting in on itself. A strange light shone from its open doors and windows as a horrid screeching sound from within got louder and louder.

    Suddenly, there was a huge flash. Thomas shielded his eyes with a wince, and after a while, blinked and gazed out from under his arm. The entire scene was totally normal – the house was no longer writhing like a snake, the mysterious shrieking was gone, and there was no longer even the slightest breeze. All was still.

    Gently – innocently, almost – the kite floated down from atop the center spire of the house, and came to rest just outside of the front porch. Without even sparing it a second glance, Thomas fled through the forest, sobbing hysterically.

    Pride be damned – he wanted to get away from that demonic place as soon as possible! It wasn’t until he had reached the town square did he realize that his bladder wasn’t the ONLY thing that had relieved itself during the frightening encounter.

    (To Be Continued...)


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    The Original

    IOSDJERIUOGJREO DESCRIPTION. SO MUCH OF IT. *dies* I actually left out some just because it was getting SO damn bulky, I couldn't stand it. Also, there were some things in the original animation that I changed, but they're SO small, I bet you won't even find them. :>

    SO MANY SCREENSHOTS GRAAAHOIFBGRJENGVOR

    Also. VIRTUALLY NO CURSE WORDS. *GLEE* SO PROUD OF MYSELF - YES I IS. 8D 8D 8D

    Anyways. Yes. There will be a part two. Soon. Ish. Very soon. Ish. I'm SO obsessed with this story right now, gaiz, lol. There's a possibility that there might be a part three, but don't count on it. Just... Don't.

    K, BAI.
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